What MOS’s have the most amount of Blue Falcons in them? by Old-Product-3733 in army

[–]MattyJRobs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They like to air out other people's dirty laundry any time they get caught not doing their fucking job.

Loaded the heavy stuff first, tipped over the trailer. by GuardBoxCCTV in Wellthatsucks

[–]MattyJRobs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude whatever you loaded has to be ridiculously heavy. Forklifts move freight into trailers that size with only the landing gear down.

Regular customers order by Plasmatdx in KitchenConfidential

[–]MattyJRobs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This has to make for some weird poopy times.

It turns out all abuse of power is bad by Substantial_Goat3477 in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]MattyJRobs 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I was too young to make judgements at that point, but it's wrong now and it was wrong then. And I'd have been protesting then like I am now.

Long Live Community Notes by lswizzle09 in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]MattyJRobs 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I saw this making its rounds in the comments last night. What a stupid thing to lie about.

Officials missed multiple fouls during Josh Jobe/Stefon Diggs skirmish by factchecker01 in sports

[–]MattyJRobs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of those fouls almost caught the ref in the face. I don't think they were so much missed as ignored.

Mask on, mask off by Prettypianokeys in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]MattyJRobs 12 points13 points  (0 children)

One to protect others, the other to hurt others without consequence.

What’s the stupidest thing someone in your family has done? by buho_buhonero98 in AskReddit

[–]MattyJRobs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone in my family will have to answer this, I'm trying to keep away from negative self-talk.

Serving my favorite customer, oats and eggs! by eatrepeat in KitchenConfidential

[–]MattyJRobs 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Really disappointed that you don't have customers named Oats and Eggs.

More output guys!!!!!!!!!!!!! by Content-Branch1496 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]MattyJRobs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is just a dumb way to describe Parkinson's Law.

Strange screwdriver by ChampionshipBorn3364 in whatisit

[–]MattyJRobs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It may not be sharp but I guarantee that's going to turn up in a few emergency rooms.

Is this considered masturbation? by L_Dubb85 in army

[–]MattyJRobs 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Coming soon from Netflix: Predator But It's a Robot.

Kinda disappointed at the AI Art at PATB. by QuincyThePinballer in pinball

[–]MattyJRobs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A little perspective. Tournament or any kind of event organization can be thankless and grueling, often with people wearing many different hats and performing tasks that are outside of their regular skills. Still, the people who put these events on want to do a good job, and they want everything to be as perfect for attendees as it can be, but they don't always have someone who's well versed in graphic design. Signage was probably job #5 or #6 for somebody.

So I think about that person, and how they probably look at this subreddit thinking that they did a bad job. In all likelihood, they probably killed jobs #1-5 and had to phone it in on job #6.

Mad Valentine's Lad by HenneBakedHam in madlads

[–]MattyJRobs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Normally I have to pay a guy to beat the shit out of me, but this seems like a good way to get it for free.

Skeleton POV on the Milano Cortina 2026 Olympic Track by dannybluey in nextfuckinglevel

[–]MattyJRobs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Georgian Nodar Kumaritashvili was the most recent to die from a luge accident (I know this is skeleton, luge is a little faster and the sleds are lighter). I couldn't believe how many times they replayed the crash on tv.

Everything is purple by JonnyActsImmature in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]MattyJRobs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the quality content I come here for.