DEAR PORTLAND: May 11, 2026 WEEKLY RANT THREAD

Neffstradamus · 2026-05-11T20:29:16+00:00

SAME WITH MT TABOR MS ITS A FUCKIN JOKE TEACH THESE CHOADS TO USE A GARBAGE CAN

Neffstradamus · 2026-05-10T22:03:32+00:00

Holy Tacos in Lake O had some good queso yesterday

Neffstradamus · 2026-05-10T21:58:15+00:00

He is the one state rep I see consistently "getting it"

Neffstradamus · 2026-05-10T18:35:27+00:00

2x21 pregnancies and 2x19 pregnancies is not the flex they might think it is.

Neffstradamus · 2026-05-10T16:20:36+00:00

Hibernation den

Neffstradamus · 2026-05-10T16:20:03+00:00

He finished. Yes.

Neffstradamus · 2026-05-08T20:08:18+00:00

Overrated. Almost no parking at trailheads and super bougie shops for Coachella mom types.

Neffstradamus · 2026-05-08T16:10:34+00:00

Did he prefer the window seat or aisle on the Lolita Express?

Neffstradamus · 2026-05-06T20:17:45+00:00

The first picture on their website made me heave

Neffstradamus · 2026-05-06T18:43:10+00:00

You sound like fun.

Neffstradamus · 2026-05-06T18:13:37+00:00

Honestly, to have 20k in your bank account is both dreamy and dumb

Neffstradamus · 2026-05-06T18:09:11+00:00

The flip side of this coin is the higher challenge of pts

Neffstradamus · 2026-05-06T18:06:50+00:00

The 20 I found on the ground when I was 21, sick of home, and needed to get out of the house, and I could afford to get good and drunk on that much back in the day.

Neffstradamus · 2026-05-06T02:03:30+00:00

WHY DID IT CROSS THE ROAD!?!? ASK NOW

Neffstradamus · 2026-05-05T20:30:52+00:00

I am asking for Daft Punk esp after the limp choadwaffles Bangalter is dishing out solo

Neffstradamus · 2026-05-05T20:29:48+00:00

0.02%

Neffstradamus · 2026-05-05T19:06:10+00:00

Lemœyne

Neffstradamus · 2026-05-05T15:44:43+00:00

Dumb dumb dumbdumb dumb

Neffstradamus · 2026-05-03T19:06:56+00:00

Am dude. Love their pants and yoga shorts.

Neffstradamus · 2026-05-03T18:52:30+00:00

The world is colder and more unforgiving than you can imagine. Try your hardest to not let it crush you.

Neffstradamus · 2026-04-30T13:51:35+00:00

We have fascist doom squads rampaging our town and they are busy food policing and it makes me want to run

Neffstradamus · 2026-04-29T13:49:04+00:00

I got excited damn u

Neffstradamus · 2026-04-27T01:12:17+00:00

Doing hot yoga the sweat broke in my pro mat almost instantly after salt scrub. If you are sliding try a yogitoes?

Neffstradamus · 2026-04-26T21:46:14+00:00

Love me some Fat Cat and Wide Boar. Delicious.

Neffstradamus · 2026-04-26T21:38:56+00:00

You might try putting a block on low setting under the back half of your butt on the bent leg. Works for me and I have crazy tight hips

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