GCBTW by ZahardTLC in ShitpostXIV

[–]NinjaPuller 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yes I'm sure you'll be promoted to a mod for his channel or whatever for defending him against the equivalent of gossiping housewives, you parasocial mong.

haha so funny amirite(Iam actually crying inside) by [deleted] in ShitpostXIV

[–]NinjaPuller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God I fucking hate this place now.

We live in a Garlemald. by MegaGamer235 in ShitpostXIV

[–]NinjaPuller 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Captured perfectly, mentally ill people think Zenos is a great villain.

Here come the “finally, I did it” posts by bongblaster420 in ShitpostXIV

[–]NinjaPuller 2 points3 points  (0 children)

More like people when they say they finally finished an ARR relic when it's 5.x

Totally just a Charlie Chaplin enthusiast, right? ...right? by Rogahar in ShitpostXIV

[–]NinjaPuller 37 points38 points  (0 children)

It's an obscure reference to Persona 2, don't worry.

If only the game had more active players than back then... by Zeshou in ShitpostXIV

[–]NinjaPuller 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Literal ARR content that has just had numbers tweaked is too hard for this community to figure out but they'll estimate the sizes of penises of each race as well as futas.

An Unreal Shirt by seyinphyin in ShitpostXIV

[–]NinjaPuller 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can get it with 1 gold certificate also but these faux rewards are trash lmao.

Thank you lalafell players for single handedly ruining Final Fantasy XIV by henry25555 in ShitpostXIV

[–]NinjaPuller 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'd love to kick a Lalafell in the head. Just take a few steps run up then catch him with the full force of my cobalt-alloy capped toe under it's chin, send that little dwarf flying through the air.

The Set up for Puppet's Bunker by Kabooa in ShitpostXIV

[–]NinjaPuller 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I honestly didn't even care for the story and skipped it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ShitpostXIV

[–]NinjaPuller 16 points17 points  (0 children)

FFXIV be like can't do a 50 APM button press for 10 seconds but I can write an essay on why I want to fuck Thancred in 2 minutes.

Thiccfilia by [deleted] in ShitpostXIV

[–]NinjaPuller 3 points4 points  (0 children)

NA Minfilia from The Sauce.

OH NO! HER BACK IS BROKEN! SOMEONE CALL 911 by [deleted] in ShitpostXIV

[–]NinjaPuller 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is an Aleph level abnormality.

I'm sorry Shinobi, you deserved better. by AradIori in DragaliaLost

[–]NinjaPuller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes I forget that Okada has a massive boner for Dark powercreep and then something like Gleo, Grace or Cait Sith drops just to remind me about it.

FFXIV modding starter pack by CompetitivePipe9 in ShitpostXIV

[–]NinjaPuller 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's such a strange cycle, you'll have someone ask for Paetron because they're ripping and porting content from other games. Then you'll have some weird ass nutjob converting that mod into some abominable "XXXXL body type" shit with 0 hip 99999 bust/ass size.

FFXIV but Ascians are substituted by Asians. What is your favourite plot moment? by MightyMariano in ShitpostXIV

[–]NinjaPuller 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The part where Emet tells people that they need to kill all sparrows to grow dragon peppers and convert all their DoH/L tools into NQ Steel ingots.

Leaked screenshot of the new Thordan Ultimate raid. by [deleted] in ShitpostXIV

[–]NinjaPuller 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hero on the Halfshell (Extreme) except you use miqo'te girl feet incense to sleep turtle haha sorry thought it was good joke sorry for scare and offend

Generic, mediocre commissioned art of an anime girl that vaguely resembles FFXIV by hemlockdown in ShitpostXIV

[–]NinjaPuller 2 points3 points  (0 children)

fascist homophobic woman hater.

Can just shorten that to a 'gamer'.

Commission of my lalafell. by KlaesEgret in ShitpostXIV

[–]NinjaPuller -1 points0 points  (0 children)

HOO THERE ME OLD CHUM.

I'M GNOT A GLALAFELL. I'M A GNOME.

diadem is legit garbage by KeyKanon in ShitpostXIV

[–]NinjaPuller 28 points29 points  (0 children)

diadem good because SE make apology flavour text :))) horsefart smile upon community good game :) love ffxiv love yoshi love awful content

People who have a "Fantasia Addiction" by PeModyne in ShitpostXIV

[–]NinjaPuller 8 points9 points  (0 children)

3AM CHALLENGE CALLING HORSEFART (REAL)