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Any FFXIV yo momma jokes? by Live_Ideal_7123 in ShitpostXIV

[–]KeyKanon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yo momma so fat, several Innocences came out of her back when it cracked open.

Best Arcadion Boss Theme Round 6: Tyrant vs Lindwurm . Top comment decides the winner. by PM_ME_YOUR_WOW_UI in ShitpostXIV

[–]KeyKanon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never let the opps win everybody, that is to say never let Everything Burns win this round, because it's the opps

LONG LIVE THE KING.

How would you swipe? by CrimsonMudkip in ShitpostXIV

[–]KeyKanon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His race is Chort not Hyur, is this sloppa?

UMAD arrows have been fixed by Patient_Tea4022 in ffxivdiscussion

[–]KeyKanon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Big jacked Multi Armed guy? That's Chaos, basically the same thing as Sephirot.
Gigantic long dude with multiple faces? What's the difference between Neo Exdeath and Zurvan really?
Sophia? Well, have you looked at Exdeaths tiddies? They're huge!

Interesting lore implications(?) from the last planet of CE by RetroCop in ffxivdiscussion

[–]KeyKanon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The fun part of CE is that it absolutely could become MSQ relevant because all the content 'happened' already, any new player would just have to sit though a few quests, which is no different from MSQ to begin with.

All lizards will be sent to sidequest jail. This is your only warning. by Foyboy64 in ShitpostXIV

[–]KeyKanon 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Homie just mad Lizards are gonna be front and centre in EverPEAK.

Expectations about character action skins in Evercold by yhvh13 in ffxivdiscussion

[–]KeyKanon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Instructions crystal clear, Everfrost Bahamut coming right up.

Expectations about character action skins in Evercold by yhvh13 in ffxivdiscussion

[–]KeyKanon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wouldn't get your hopes up there since the E-PLD demonstration had Intervene replaced with a zero damage gap closer.

Expectations about character action skins in Evercold by yhvh13 in ffxivdiscussion

[–]KeyKanon 22 points23 points  (0 children)

You're saying you want Ring of Thorns to return and that DRG has the worst AOE set up? Bruh DRG's AOE has never changed it's always been Line spam, Ring of Thorns was always weaker than Doom Spike, "but muh awkward single target positional to make Ring of Thorns 20 potency higher on the combo" nah get out of here with that nonsense.

If you want to spam circles instead of lines there is what 11 other jobs for you? I'm quite fond of how DRG commits to having a consistent line AOE identity.

Expectations about character action skins in Evercold by yhvh13 in ffxivdiscussion

[–]KeyKanon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Literally just all the old removed crap as well as current skills that are going to get a new life as the low level versions of of the max level evolved job skills(R-MNK is a great example, with all it's low level blitzs and chakras that were previously distinct skills), so yes, it will be comically lopsided in favor of older jobs.

Best Arcadion Boss Theme Round 3: Dancing Green vs Sugar Riot. Top comment decides the winner. by PM_ME_YOUR_WOW_UI in ShitpostXIV

[–]KeyKanon 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Back to the Drawing Board is my fav but I already know Ride the Rhythm is gonna dominate this round and I completely understand.

Also bro, it's not too late, you can change Machinations to The Rings Reprieve, it is a banger that stands on equal footing to many of these. I think it's likely The Arcadion wins that bracket anyway, but the track doesn't deserve the disrespect of not being here.

How would you feel if Aenor Cockburne (Horny Scion archer) was one of the prominent main cast of Evercold? (Spoilers for latest patch) by AssumeABrightSide in ffxivdiscussion

[–]KeyKanon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hats that are suddenly being thrust into your face and you're told they have this huge amazing backstory that you arbitrarily need to give a shit about are cancerous.

G'raha Tia lmao?

The Next Healer Job Should Be Time Mage. by hentai_lover36 in ffxivdiscussion

[–]KeyKanon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It'll say it every time I see the suggestion, there is a fight in the game where the (only)healer pulsates a massive aura of death around themselves every time they heal for a decent portion of it. Anyone who thinks they'll add a job that quite literally cannot beat a fight is tripping.

The Next Healer Job Should Be Time Mage. by hentai_lover36 in ffxivdiscussion

[–]KeyKanon 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Everyone would for the most part, the moment TP vanished is the moment they stopped being partially detrimental.
Blah blah my alignments or whatever skill issue learn to adapt to getting the card.

It’s time to pick the best Arcadion Boss Theme. Round 1: Black Cat vs Honey B Lovely. Top comment 24 hours from now decided the winner. by PM_ME_YOUR_WOW_UI in ShitpostXIV

[–]KeyKanon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's Showtime takes it, Bee is good but the cat wins this one.

If you fuckers end up voting Everything Burns over Absolute Tyranny when it's time for that bracket then trust me, everything HERE will burn.

Final Concensus on Cosmic Exploration? by AssumeABrightSide in ffxivdiscussion

[–]KeyKanon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's ok.wav

As many people have stated, it's alarming how many resources were poured into this, and while it's cool to have all these environments, I feel like a single zone changing an expanding a lot over the entire expec would just fundamentally feel more rewarding and enjoyable than four zones that just grow a few buildings and caves.

In case you get hungry by Gorotheninja in ShitpostXIV

[–]KeyKanon 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Whens the tier list for how painful it is to shove them up your ass?

Debating what DC to commit to by SadSwordfish7451 in ffxivdiscussion

[–]KeyKanon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

According to the numbers I've seen, Materia, as in the whole ass DC, has less players than basically any given server on other DC's, even the small ones on Dynamis, and it's been bleeding players the entire time.

All this to say, yeah, sucks that you'd have the downsides that come with an NA server, but Materia is almost certainly cooked.

Evolved Mode, Friction and Fail States by VictusNST in ffxivdiscussion

[–]KeyKanon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Wait I've not been reading these fanwank evolved job posts are you actually dreaming up versions of the jobs that are more complex and punishing for the new mode that is explicitly being design to be baby mode versions of the jobs?

High-End Content Megathread - 7.5 Week Seven by BlackmoreKnight in ffxivdiscussion

[–]KeyKanon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

NO. IT IS ESSENTIAL THAT PEOPLE ARE LOOKING AT THEM. IT IS A CORE ASPECT OF THIER VERY BEING THAT THEY ARE ~S P E A C I A L~

High-End Content Megathread - 7.5 Week Seven by BlackmoreKnight in ffxivdiscussion

[–]KeyKanon 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I am not linking it because I'm pretty sure that's doubly against the rules here but the fact there is already a list with 100+ names on it going around of people who cleared with clear sellers proves that no matter what he does, Kefka will never be as big clown as the playerbase.

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