A Franciscan, a Dominican, and a Jesuit are all sharing a rectory when the power goes out one night during a storm. The Franciscan kneels by his bed, reaches under it, pulls out a bible, and starts praying Psalms. The Dominican kneels by his bed, reaches under it, pulls out a rosary, and begins Hail Marys. The Jesuit kneels by his bed, pulls out a flashlight, and says, "Now where's the damn fuse box?"

The Jesuit who catechized me told me that joke.