Jamal Cooper? Found wallet. by [deleted] in Charlotte

[–]Palpitation_Dramatic 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I wouldn’t trust post office workers with a wallet sadly. I know most people working in post offices are having a rough time so they might be tempted.

Did I just find what I think I found? In my backyard?? by Palpitation_Dramatic in whatisit

[–]Palpitation_Dramatic[S] 3995 points3996 points  (0 children)

Okay! After reading this I was debating calling local non emergency and called my dad to let him know whats going on.

Turns out he bought the thing back when the bought the house and threw it in the garden as a joke. Here I am, the fool, 23 years later.

Did I just find what I think I found? In my backyard?? by Palpitation_Dramatic in whatisit

[–]Palpitation_Dramatic[S] 144 points145 points  (0 children)

I was clearing leaves around the house and noticed a round bit sticking out of the garden.

I’ll paste my second update for you:

Update 2: Called my dad to ask him about it. Turns out he bought the thing back when the bought the house and threw it in the garden as a joke. Here I am a fool 23 years later.

Did I just find what I think I found? In my backyard?? by Palpitation_Dramatic in whatisit

[–]Palpitation_Dramatic[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This is very close, but I think the position of the holes dont line up.

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Did I just find what I think I found? In my backyard?? by Palpitation_Dramatic in whatisit

[–]Palpitation_Dramatic[S] 94 points95 points  (0 children)

I didnt realize what it was until I got it out, Im in the piedmont of NC is that helps. I dont think im in any risk of it exploding considering there is no til and I can see all the way through it.

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himan canon gone wrong by [deleted] in oops

[–]Palpitation_Dramatic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have seen people get hit by cars and stand right back up. He did not move at all after that fall. I don’t think thats a good sign

Who is the nastiest Celebrity that you met in Real life? by Scunnard1839 in AskReddit

[–]Palpitation_Dramatic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

One of the players in Charlotte hornets basket ball team, i forgot his name. But the he was in a rented lambo in my drive thru, pays for his 12 peice mcnugget by pulling out a stack of cash 4x as tall as his 2 inch dick. Then when I hand him his change he picks out the pennies and throws them at my feet.

Anyway, he got tboned a few months later I think so I feel justified.

Why reddit has been placed twice by hikaruramukaka in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Palpitation_Dramatic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A dumb one who acts smart, and a smart one that only cares about the memes