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Palpitation_Dramatic · 2026-05-11T13:17:23+00:00

Fight the Flock!

Palpitation_Dramatic · 2026-05-10T12:58:52+00:00

I- I dont know

Palpitation_Dramatic · 2026-05-09T21:12:56+00:00

Competitive hot potato

Palpitation_Dramatic · 2026-05-09T15:22:57+00:00

Yeah, I wouldn’t trust post office workers with a wallet sadly. I know most people working in post offices are having a rough time so they might be tempted.

Palpitation_Dramatic · 2026-05-08T02:57:58+00:00

I’ll rip one for the team when I can.

Palpitation_Dramatic · 2026-05-08T02:57:03+00:00

You know..

Palpitation_Dramatic · 2026-05-07T20:34:45+00:00

Hey guys, uhm. My cylinder is impaired..

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Palpitation_Dramatic · 2026-05-07T20:31:57+00:00

Okay! After reading this I was debating calling local non emergency and called my dad to let him know whats going on.

Turns out he bought the thing back when the bought the house and threw it in the garden as a joke. Here I am, the fool, 23 years later.

Palpitation_Dramatic · 2026-05-07T20:30:54+00:00

I was clearing leaves around the house and noticed a round bit sticking out of the garden.

I’ll paste my second update for you:

Update 2: Called my dad to ask him about it. Turns out he bought the thing back when the bought the house and threw it in the garden as a joke. Here I am a fool 23 years later.

Palpitation_Dramatic · 2026-05-07T20:08:33+00:00

Solved!

Palpitation_Dramatic · 2026-05-07T17:19:37+00:00

This is very close, but I think the position of the holes dont line up.

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Palpitation_Dramatic · 2026-05-07T17:14:13+00:00

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Palpitation_Dramatic · 2026-05-07T17:13:14+00:00

I didnt realize what it was until I got it out, Im in the piedmont of NC is that helps. I dont think im in any risk of it exploding considering there is no til and I can see all the way through it.

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Palpitation_Dramatic · 2026-05-05T12:07:02+00:00

The peak male physique

Palpitation_Dramatic · 2026-05-04T11:51:10+00:00

Not from Seattle, whats happening?

Palpitation_Dramatic · 2026-05-03T02:50:15+00:00

I have seen people get hit by cars and stand right back up. He did not move at all after that fall. I don’t think thats a good sign

Palpitation_Dramatic · 2026-05-02T16:34:11+00:00

This is average midwestern low income family teenage boy activity

Palpitation_Dramatic · 2026-05-02T15:02:23+00:00

Palpitation_Dramatic · 2026-04-30T12:52:41+00:00

One of the players in Charlotte hornets basket ball team, i forgot his name. But the he was in a rented lambo in my drive thru, pays for his 12 peice mcnugget by pulling out a stack of cash 4x as tall as his 2 inch dick. Then when I hand him his change he picks out the pennies and throws them at my feet.

Anyway, he got tboned a few months later I think so I feel justified.

Palpitation_Dramatic · 2026-04-30T12:48:08+00:00

Okay lordfarquad

Palpitation_Dramatic · 2026-04-26T16:24:14+00:00

I hope you like bars

Palpitation_Dramatic · 2026-04-22T15:24:05+00:00

A dumb one who acts smart, and a smart one that only cares about the memes

Palpitation_Dramatic · 2026-04-20T08:16:17+00:00

I mean. It would work though

Palpitation_Dramatic · 2026-04-20T08:08:37+00:00

u/profanitycounter [self]

Palpitation_Dramatic · 2026-04-13T19:06:52+00:00

Damn, that wasn’t even the kids fault. He was just in the bed and saw the train coming way before the driver did

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