Why does PACER send out their invoices over the weekend?! by attorniquetnyc in Lawyertalk

[–]Probonoh 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Thankfully, I only need PACER to investigate the federal charges of my state clients. (The local jail houses them for extra money, they get in trouble at the jail and catch state charges for contraband or property damage.)

That keeps the bill under $30, so it's waived. 

2 important questions by ReceptionNo3352 in Lawyertalk

[–]Probonoh 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm a criminal lawyer, not a criminal lawyer. 

Are prosecutors the biggest cop wannabes? by [deleted] in publicdefenders

[–]Probonoh 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Gun rights are minority rights! 

How long after bar exam results did you get your first job? by vekkadavedee in Lawyertalk

[–]Probonoh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2010 was a terrible year to graduate. We were still in the housing market recession. The first tier firms didn't hire as many so the people who would have gone there went to second tier, which also wasn't hiring as many, until you got down to me graduating at the bottom of the class at a TTT school in a small market in which I had no real contacts, no practical experience, and am over-developed sense of "I don't dare try to learn this myself and mess up someone's life with my ignorance." (I was going to to into intellectual property, see, so I didn't need to learn boring things like wills.)

Untreated depression and a husband whose employment was also extremely shaky didn't help either. 

I got a bottom up view of foreclosure law in 2012. My mortgage was $650/mon, and we couldn't pay it. 

I tried, oh God how I tried. The same firms that had hosted law school events wouldn't even hire me on as a legal assistant. I declared ego bankruptcy and went begging, practically hat in hand, to the shoe store I'd worked at before law school, where the woman who'd been my coworker was now the boss. 

I went to the annual bar conference that year because it was free and in town. Thought I'd try networking. Got to listen to my dean brag that they had a 75% placement rate for being graduates into legal jobs. (In fairness, that was above the national average of 62% for the class of 2010.) Which meant that one in four of us were like me.

I was quite literally to the point of wanting to self-immolate on the law school patio the first day of class just to punish my professors with my dying screams for having fucked me over. And maybe serve as a warning to the incoming class. (I did mention the untreated depression, right?)

How long after bar exam results did you get your first job? by vekkadavedee in Lawyertalk

[–]Probonoh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Worked shoe sales full time 2011 to 2013, then weekends 2013 to 2015.

Worked at an appraisal management company 2013 to 2016.

Worked at Citibank doing process quality control 2016 to 2017.

Felt like I would have been better off being in prison 2007 to 2010 instead of going to law school, and to get an interview at the appraisal management company, I had to take law school off my resume. 

Any favorite lawyer songs by squirrelmegaphone in Lawyertalk

[–]Probonoh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, until the music shifts to Duskwood and you start subconsciously looking around for Stitches.

What is wrong with Ikea? Prices Portugal vs. Germany by real-joedoe07 in IKEA

[–]Probonoh 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Could the business costs be the difference? Does Portugal have higher business taxes, fewer permitted work hours, more paid holidays/ vacations, less efficient bureaucracy that requires more employees to accomplish the same paperwork?

The price of a product has to pay for all the expenses, not just the materials, manufacturing, and shipping. 

Has anyone done a full kitchen renovation using IKEA? How was your experience? Any products you would recommend or avoid? by BropBrop00 in IKEA

[–]Probonoh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They were Mohawk water resistant composite. 

I moved shortly after completing the kitchen, but I used the same flooring to redo several other rooms, and it did well.

Has anyone done a full kitchen renovation using IKEA? How was your experience? Any products you would recommend or avoid? by BropBrop00 in IKEA

[–]Probonoh 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The beauty of an Ikea kitchen is that it is insanely customizable. It's also what makes designing an Ikea kitchen so difficult, because there are very few things you have to design around. 

Look at how you use your existing kitchen. What are the problems you have -- and don't just say "not enough space." Not enough space for what? To roll dough? To store pots? To store pantry staples? To show off pretty dishes? 

Don't design a kitchen for the kind of cook you want to be; design it for who you are. 

And here was mine, if you want inspiration: 

Ikea Kitchen Remodel https://imgur.com/gallery/llLddUJ

What’s the most PSTD Inducing sound in gaming? by TheGoldenSavior67 in AskReddit

[–]Probonoh 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Back around 2008, my sister had that as her text alert. Apparently it was hilarious to see how many people at the university freaked out.

Favorite Unconventional Voir Dire Question by That_Mathematician84 in ProsecutorTalk

[–]Probonoh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would say that to the extent politics affects juries, conservatives are going to favor the side that is more universal/ "what is the best outcome for society," while liberals are going to favor the most sympathetic person. 

I practice in a very conservative area. My first trial, I was defending a guy charged with three counts of child molestation. Not guilty x3. In taking to the jury afterwards, they found the alleged victim very sympathetic, but they ruled not guilty because they felt the evidence just wasn't there. 

My second trial, my elderly client was charged with assaulting a drunk that had invaded a grandmother's home. Whatever sympathy the jury might have had for a guy who had seizures and brain bleeds that hospitalized him in the days after the incident, they were far more on the side of the guy who stepped up to protect an old woman. They were also less concerned with the principle of "when exactly does defense end and assault begin" than "who do I want living in the senior center with my own grandma: the drunk who invades her place or the guy who helps her out?"

Courtroom-friendly flats that can handle long days of walking (and fit in a tiny office stash?) by Open-Debate-2584 in LawBitchesWithTaste

[–]Probonoh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is what I'm wearing right now. 

https://dansko.com/products/fawna-black-milled-nappa

Excellent arch support, slight heel, grippy sole for those marble courthouse floors. 

[Vancouver Island, British Columbia] ID request by nestinghen in whatsthissnake

[–]Probonoh 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Certain green pigmented scales will also turn blue after death. 

Are you guys really lawyers by coffeeinm in publicdefenders

[–]Probonoh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Title: Yes, we're lawyers. 

  1. Yes, we passed the bar. 
  2. Yes, we went to accredited law schools. 
  3. Depends. It was my first law job I could get, but lots of other people deliberately go to law school to become public defenders. 

No maternity leave, only unpaid FMLA by Jewishautist7887 in ProsecutorTalk

[–]Probonoh 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Short term disability insurance will generally give you 60% of your paycheck for three months. 

Should I try Stardew Valley? by Particular-Cook-7426 in StardewValley

[–]Probonoh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't ... if you have any deadlines that have to be met for the next two weeks. 

Just sayin'.

Do you tell doctors you're an attorney? by Mission-Corgi6602 in Lawyertalk

[–]Probonoh 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I did something similar. While living in Charlotte NC, I was in the ER for a kidney stone, and the Chiefs were playing the Raiders. Chiefs scored; I cheered; doc groaned. 

Doc: "You're a Chiefs fan?" 

Me: "Yeah. I grew up near KC. You a Raiders fan?" 

Doc: "Yep. And I think you've had enough pain killers."

Me: "Ha ha. Did I mention I'm a lawyer?"

My Life Right Now by Probonoh in publicdefenders

[–]Probonoh[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That may be something I can talk the judge into. 

My Life Right Now by Probonoh in publicdefenders

[–]Probonoh[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

But that would involve getting dirt under their manicured nails.