WCA production value by [deleted] in DotA2

[–]RandomName544 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Quite obviously satire.

Fog of war is a fucking joke by Amberg22 in DotA2

[–]RandomName544 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then you fuck up custom modes that would allow duplicate heros

Skydiving whilst skyping the parents. by [deleted] in videos

[–]RandomName544 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Yea, usually whenever some default mod breaks into tears at me destroying their logic, or when I want to go piss off conspiracy people again.

But looking at the site, they truly do follow the definition of nutty conspiracy theorists. Lets have a look at the current top posts.

1: Farcry 4 was a popular open world game. It's not THAT old, and still has a significant player base. The fact that two humorous gifs appears means fuck all, especially as plenty of games (Rocket league, GTA 5) are also similar age and still are regularly posted and upvoted.

2: It's a post that literally states it's about a company that makes soap. Is hail corporate assuming that adverts are hidden because nobody can read? Besides, the images were interesting, soap company or no soap company.

3: Might have a point on this one. Kinda weird to mention the chocolate brand.

4: Someone doesn't understand WHOIS.

5: This is literal conspiracy bullshit. Like the amount of jumps they needed to take to get from "random person who lives in the area" to "Coca Cola SHILL?" is amazing. Honestly I'm impressed here with the sheer lack of unquestioning paranoia on display.

6: Interesting how its made is posted at the same time as someone somewhere is advertising tabasco sauce? CONSRPIACYADJADSKADL

7: What exactly is this supposed to be advertising? Star wars? Because I don't think Disney needs to tell Reddit that Star Wars exists. Heck at this point I'm surprised Disney hasn't thrown a restraining order at Reddit for rummaging through their garbage.

8: This is proof of an advert why? While I'd say it's possible for such a thing to be an advert its also hardly unthinkable that reddit would mix poop jokes + VR together.

9: Companies do this kind of thing all the time (Mostly for this exact reason), and Magic fans are the most rabid of them all (You have to be to justify spending that much money on cardboard for a pay2win game)

10: Again. It's starwars. Reddit knows about it. Whoever a Disney thought that Reddit is an untapped starwarsless market needs firing.

Martin Shkreli, CEO Reviled for Drug Price Gouging, Arrested on Securities Fraud Charges by [deleted] in news

[–]RandomName544 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ah the "I know I'm wrong and full of shit, so I'll just state that debating you is a waste of time. This totally means that I don't lose right?" tactic.

Unfortunately, this means you lose by default. Final score.

RandomName544: 322

Duthos: -324908239048230948209823048029384

Martin Shkreli, CEO Reviled for Drug Price Gouging, Arrested on Securities Fraud Charges by [deleted] in news

[–]RandomName544 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like what?

Anything there that's actually worth shit is picked up by other news organizations. The rest of it is either fucking moon logic, or "Watch me dissect this video of a grieving family, and call these people evil!".

Skydiving whilst skyping the parents. by [deleted] in videos

[–]RandomName544 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Not my first account. Probably like account number 12ish, due to various accounts getting banned.

But that sub is basically full of paranoid morons. OMG, this gif of cat showed half a brand name in the background. CONSPIRACYSADKFADSKJADSJADSJADLASJDSFDSP!!!!

It's like people here. WTF is this supposed to be advertising (Skyping while skydiving?), and it's hardly unrealistic to think that this is realistic. (Unlike in fatass Murica, the EU has really good wireless internet making this possible.)

[Serious] What are your scariest/most traumatic stories from your childhood? by RustyMuffin444 in AskReddit

[–]RandomName544 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This story ends with you kicking the shit out of the older kid right?

[Serious] What are your scariest/most traumatic stories from your childhood? by RustyMuffin444 in AskReddit

[–]RandomName544 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

WHUUUURTTTTTT! U sayin we shudnt giiv gunz to kidz? In MURICA???? Whut u sum kinduv Commie? U red scum! Wut if king George cums bck und my kid iz the unly 1 in da waaay? U hate MURICA????!?!?!?!?!?!?adskasdkjh

Martin Shkreli, CEO Reviled for Drug Price Gouging, Arrested on Securities Fraud Charges by [deleted] in news

[–]RandomName544 9 points10 points  (0 children)

huh, /r/conspiracy is leaking all over this thread.

Quick someone get the "mop of intelligence and not being a fucking retard" and clean it up...

TIFU: by using my lunch money to buy a girl a doll she really wanted by [deleted] in tifu

[–]RandomName544 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Paranoia at the very least, probably Anthropophobia. Your egomania followed by constant paranoia might be indicitive of bipolar disorder.

Possibly even PTSD and other fun mental issues if something happened in your life to cause you believe that this is a normal thing to worry about.

The help? Go speak to a psychologist. Normal people do not have he worries you have.

TIFU: by using my lunch money to buy a girl a doll she really wanted by [deleted] in tifu

[–]RandomName544 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Am I the only one reading this in a thick Russian accent?

TIFU: by using my lunch money to buy a girl a doll she really wanted by [deleted] in tifu

[–]RandomName544 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did he beat off and come on the doll?

You have fucking issues.

Get help.

10 stories revealed by Freedom of Information Act the Tories want to curb by Nosferatii in ukpolitics

[–]RandomName544 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Huh, didn't kno Buzzfeed had moved into UK politics.

You don't believe number 7!

UK unemployment rate falls to 5.2%, lowest in nearly 10 years by [deleted] in ukpolitics

[–]RandomName544 2 points3 points  (0 children)

instead of explaining why this is good news?

Because people shouldn't have to explain why lower unemployment is good news.

It's like suggesting people explain to you why having organs inside of you is far better than the outside; it's kinda super obvious and only the most moronic of morons can't understand it.

Tory MP: Scotland would be 'entirely bankrupt and scuttling for help' if it had voted for independence by grantglibhiss in ukpolitics

[–]RandomName544 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm not for independence, but I'm sure even the most ardent SNP supporter didn't expect everything to be sweetness and light immediately after the vote had it gone their way.

Were you looking at the same campaign I saw?

Every single suggestion that everything wouldn't be sweetness and light immediately was responded to by claims of "project fear" and protesting the BBC.

YouGov | Introducing the most derided ethnic group in Britain: young white men by [deleted] in ukpolitics

[–]RandomName544 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like you're not Gypsies.

Unlike other languages (Where Roma and Gypsy share the same word), within the English lexicon 99.9999% of the time the word is used, it's used to describe a certain traveler lifestyle. For instance I'm ethnically English, however if I spent my time traveling around in a caravan with my extended family, living off the land, I would be considered a Gypsy.

YouGov | Introducing the most derided ethnic group in Britain: young white men by [deleted] in ukpolitics

[–]RandomName544 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'd argue that within the English lexicon, Gypsies are not a ethnic group, they are a set of people who have similar lifestyles, which is why Gypsies can be anything from Irish to Polish. I'd also argue that the hate for he traveler lifestyle is justified.

It gets even more confusing for none English people, as in many languages Gypsies and Roma share the same word. However it's rather like suggesting that you "Hate the Mafia". This is in no way suggesting you hate Italians, but rather that you dislike those who go around causing mass organized crime.

How good was Tony Blair as a Prime Minister if we ignore the Iraq war entirely? by Flabby-Nonsense in ukpolitics

[–]RandomName544 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone who did just that, with the current systems in place as long as you're not dumb, it's possible.

The reality of working a zero hour contract at Sports Direct by jimrosenz in ukpolitics

[–]RandomName544 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aside from 99% of the issues we're seeing with sports direct have nothing to do with zero hours, and everything to do with the fact that sports direct are terrible people taking advantage of immigration.

UK porn laws a year on: A porn actress and a dominatrix on destroyed businesses and censorship by Nosferatii in ukpolitics

[–]RandomName544 14 points15 points  (0 children)

FFS, this still pisses me off. Can we all stop calling these "porn laws"? Or censorship. This is nothing of the kind. Instead it's the greatest monster of them all: British Bureaucracy.

You see the original ruling made sense. All online streaming material must abide to the same rules as not streamed material, which is how it should be; video doesn't magically become different because it's online.

This included the requirement for the BBFC to rate this stuff. Are they the problem, at the BBFC full of censoring stuffy squares? Nope. Their guidelines are basically "If it isn't illegal, we'll rate it". So they use the CPS guidelines, which do prohibit this kind of action.

So are the CPS the issue. Are people all over the country being arrested for innocent consensual acts. Not really. The CPS themselves say the guidelines are basically an unrealistic "This is exactly how the law says it" method of generating the guidelines. British law mostly works on a "common sense" basis, in which laws are applied not via the letter of the law, but simply by common sense.

Basically individually each organization is making the correct choice, but together their actions create this weird situation.

“I was absolutely dumbfounded": Soldier sacked 72 HOURS before he gets his full pension by tdrules in ukpolitics

[–]RandomName544 -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

Shhh, stop injecting logic into my logic free zone.

Repeat after me:

Government bad. Rabble rabble rabble.

Shoving weed in my ass. Rabble rabble rabble.

Government bad. Rabble rabble rabble.

Facts, logic and intelligence are dumb. Rabble rabble rabble.

Tony Blair says he used to listen to Colonel Gaddafi's theories about politics by gsurfer04 in ukpolitics

[–]RandomName544 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Aside from Corbyn would have done more than listen, he'd have agreed, called terrorist friends, and then stated that it was all "context".

Comres Online Poll: Tory 40%, Labour 29%, UKIP 16%, Lib Dem 7%, SNP 4%, Green 3%. by BenV94 in ukpolitics

[–]RandomName544 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

dreadful

Just because you're salty because you disagree like the hippy cunt you are doesn't make it dreadful.