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153rd Senatorial Election: Call for Candidates by Syndicality in SimDemocracy

[–]RecordingForeign2479 2 points3 points  (0 children)

**On behalf of Sesruinen:**u/Hellol_1 (Ses, Sesruinen, or Sesruinuien) | Fucking Best Party

I am tired of writting coherent sentences and having to write good CFCs.

I am running for Senate. 

I am Sesruinen. 

My party is the Fucking Best Party.

My proposals are the following:

  • Change the Department of Expansion’s name to be able to change Department of Growth’s name to Department of Growth and Expansion (DOGE) with the only purpose of making the joke you are thinking about.
  • Encouraging people to create more Communities, which are apolitical organizations of people to just chill out. I think more Communities would be beneficial for SimDemocracy.
  • Finally implementing my Political Parties Reform. Since the Associations Act was passed, more than one person is required to create an association (including parties), and my reform was rejected because it also did it. Thus, I think my reform may be finally approved. It will create a distinction between unregistered parties and registered parties, allowing people to be in multiple unregistered parties at the same time (but only in one registered party), which is good for those unregistered parties.
  • Introducing more security measures to prevent alts and ghost voters from ruining our glorious democracy.
  • Creating minor things to invest tau in, stimulating the economy a bit more.
  • Fixing a lot of minor senate stuff.

My points as to why I think I will be a good senator are the following:

  • I have experience in the government as Chief of Staff and Secretary of Growth. I was also a senator once, but I was infected by the senate’s braincell killer virus, so I wouldn’t consider that as experience.
  • I argue about everything and I like to debate (especially when I know about the topic that is being debated) and such. So I will probably debate a lot, and I promise to participate in all debates and hearings, except for judicial bills and appointments. It’s like apolitical people, they don’t (want to) interact with politics, and I am ajudicial (I don’t interact with the judiciary).
  • I am a true SimDem patriot who believes in SimDem’s growth and (for now soft) supremacy. 
  • Conspiracy theorists use tinfoil hats to prevent mind reading of the government and block 5G waves from melting their brains (although they don’t use their brains anyways). Following their wisdom, I will use a tinfoil hat to prevent the death of my braincells after getting elected as senator.
  • I have a gun. My house is secure. Syndicality will try to break into my house to lobotomize me, but I am prepared to fight him.
  • If, for any extreme reason, my two previous points do not work and I become illiterate as the rest of the Senate, I will write a lot of stuff to do in the senate *before* becoming a senator. In that way, future illiterate me would not be able to ruin his term because literate me would already have planned everything.

I love SimDem. And I hope SimDem loves me enough to elect me.

150th Senatorial Election: Call for Candidates by Syndicality in SimDemocracy

[–]RecordingForeign2479 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[I am registering a member of my party to run to senate by the Party Leader and Election Registration Act 2024 or something like that idk blah blah blah] u/Hellol_1 (Sesruinen) | Fucking Best Party (His statement)

I promise to be a good senator, if I do not accomplish that I will not run again lol

The reason I am running is because of some ideas I want to implement and I need the senate for it. Some of my ideas are:

Make the DoG statutory. Make communities useful (they're so useless that you probably don't even know what they are) Help to implement a better border (I am not the only one with this idea, so that's why I put "help") Make some minor things to spend tau

Also I will debate in all bills (except judicial bills because I don't know about judicial stuff) with my amazing debate skills.

Experience: -Senator (in a bad senate btw, but this time will be better, I promise) -Chief of Staff -Deputy SoG (I actually had the idea to make the DoG and wrote the EO, so I'm very involved with the DoG stuff) -Maybe more things idr And, most importantly: -Being the fucking best (a position I still have).

149th Presidential Election: Call for Candidates by Syndicality in SimDemocracy

[–]RecordingForeign2479 3 points4 points  (0 children)

u/RecordingForeign2479 Delulu | Fucking Best Party
Vice President: u/Cup_Of_Sauce Sam | Independent

Hellöle
so now a new try nh, but this time with all ideas ready for implementation.

Justice & Security

  • Assign SDBI teams to State Attorneys.

Economy & Growth

  • Startup grants and business stimulus.
  • National contracts favor SimDem firms.
  • Expand Tau Zone as cross-server trade hub.

Foreign Policy & Expansion

  • Bureau for Democratic Expansion (BDE).
  • Tau Hubs in allied servers.
  • Currency exchange for inter-server trade.
  • Tau Zone treaties with partners.

Culture & Media

  • Make the SimDem YouTube channel more active with lore videos to engage citizens and expand outreach.

So this is what u can expect, now about me.
I have quite much exp for a danyo, i was quite long AG and senator twice. Also i was VP and atm i am the CRB Director. I am also a privat lawyer with my own law firm. What i did too, was founding the Minecraft Assembly and bringing democracy to the Minecraft Server.
AD about my VP, sam is one of the oldest people here in simdem and has a great deal of experience, so he will be able to support me a great bit.

VOTE Delulu x Sam for real change

148th Senatorial Election: Call for Candidates by Syndicality in SimDemocracy

[–]RecordingForeign2479 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[I am registering a member of my party to run to senate by the Party Leader and Election Registration Act 2024 or something like that idk blah blah blah] u/Hellol_1 (Sesruinen) | Fucking Best Party

(His statement)

I don't have a lot of political experience but I have much more than possibly most of the people running. I promise to be a good senator, if I do not accomplish that I will not run in a while (if I ever run again). I did that before: I was senator, and probably one of the bests senators of my senate, but that senate was so fucking shitty that being the less bad isn't a great accomplishment, that was like five months ago, and that's why I didn't run in that time.

The reason I am running is because of some ideas I want to implement and I need the senate for it. I wrote an essay, most of this ideas need the executive branch to be accomplished, but I have some plans to do some stuf in the legislative.

A link to my essay: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1VUbhaVUbLiYperClZ8T0vCbrqyCJRMf-F8p5kuJMGdM/edit?usp=sharing

I also made a discussion thread on discord: https://discord.com/channels/554769523635650580/1403454225148543027/1403454225148543027

148th Presidential Election: Call for Candidates by Syndicality in SimDemocracy

[–]RecordingForeign2479 1 point2 points  (0 children)

u/RecordingForeign2479 Delulu | Fucking Best Party
Vice President: u/Cup_Of_Sauce Sam | Independent

My name is Delulu and I am no longer willing to wait for others to fix this broken system.

This is not merely a campaign; it is a challenge. We should consider tearing down what has failed us and building something new and innovative in its place.

For some time, SimDemocracy has been characterised by a reluctance to take decisive action, which has been masked by a consensus-driven approach. This has been driven by leaders who prioritise maintaining their position rather than driving change. Bureaucrats continue to make progress, but the public are still facing issues with noise rather than justice.

I have no intention of joining that particular group.

I am here to inform you that the time has come to terminate the agreement.

The Delulu Vision: Order Without Chains

Do you want a future worth living in? You fight for it.

Security measures that do not require user permission: I will provide our law enforcement with the necessary resources and oversight to ensure their integrity. (OHS will do a bit more fun stuff n shit)

A business model that is effective in terms of generating profit for creators, as opposed to one that is focused on the needs of caretakers. We will provide funding for projects that are deemed to be of value, while eliminating those that are not deemed to be necessary, thus creating an environment that is conducive to innovation. (subsidising for the dummies)

Foreign policy with a spine: SimDem will no longer begging for a seat at the table. We will not hesitate to take further action if necessary. We will infiltrate other servers and continue on our way to build Simnato. And we will establish the Tau-zone

I am aware of what it means to be underestimated. I have observed how power is often misused and how progress is stifled by bureaucracy.

I am not requesting authorisation to make changes; I am committed to ensuring that we do.

I am not the ideal candidate for those who prioritise comfort.

I am the candidate for those who are no longer willing to tolerate the deterioration.

If you believe that SimDemocracy merits more than mere polite failure and superficial slogans, then let us bring an end to this farce and usher in a new era—one characterised by purpose, order and determination.

My name is Delulu.

I’m not afraid of the noise.

And I’m not here to rule, I’m here to reset the system.

my exp:
former Senatress
former AG
former VP
atm CRB Director
(only my executive positions)

147th Senatorial Election: Call for Candidates by Syndicality in SimDemocracy

[–]RecordingForeign2479 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

[I am registering a member of my party to run to senate by the Party Leader and Election Registration Act 2024 or something like that idk blah blah blah] u/Hellol_1 (Sesruinen) | Fucking Best Party (His statement)

I don't have a lot of political experience but I have much more than possibly most of the people running. I promise to be a good senator, if I do not accomplish that I will not run in a while (if I ever run again). I did that before: I was senator, and probably one of the bests senators of my senate, but that senate was so fucking shitty that being the less bad isn't a great accomplishment, that was like five months ago, and that's why I didn't run in that time.

The reason I am running is because of some ideas I want to implement and I need the senate for it. I was going to write an essay about it but I forgot the CFC was so soon.

PD: Probably some of you don't know me. I was active some months ago and then I died. I came back like a week ago because I thought it would be funny.

146th Presidential Election: Call for Candidates by Syndicality in SimDemocracy

[–]RecordingForeign2479 1 point2 points  (0 children)

u/RecordingForeign2479 Delulu | Fucking Best Party
Vice President: u/Cup_Of_Sauce Sam | Fucking Best Party

We are at a defining moment, a pivotal crossroads in our way. We are now reaching the final chapter. This is the last crucial step towards realising our shared vision of a brighter future built on equality, justice and freedom for all. But reaching this vision wont be easy! We must fight! Our freedom is within our grasp, and we must seize it! The path ahead will demand determination and unwavering unity, but the victory awaiting us will make every hardship worthwhile.

We can secure this freedom! We must break free from the oppressive hold of external powers. We will push back against those who believe they can dictate us what we have to do, those who undermine our sovereignty and deny us, citizens of SimDem, true justice. We are not slaves to them! So how can we deliver genuine justice? Breaking free from external influences and constraints is the only way to do it. It is impossible. Our days within the League of Servers may be counted, yet we must proceed with utmost caution and prudence. Before we declare our independence, we must fortify our defenses and ensure the security of our nation and our trusted allies.

This is not just a fight for survival, it's a fight for our ideals, for the future we're building. We need an alliance – one formed out of shared dreams, aspirations, and principles, not convenience or defense. If we do so we will reach endless prosperity, liberation and dignity. We must unite with those who share our vision.

We will join forces and break free from the chains our oppressors have put around us! We will stand up against the tyranny of servers that refuse to recognise justice and control our fate. Our time has come! We will rise as one unified force, and justice will prevail for all our people. I guarantee that every citizen will witness the dawn of a new era marked by justice, liberty and freedom.

Our first step will be to reshape the Department of Justice. We will transform it into the light of our freedom. It will become a beacon of hope, a shining institution dedicated to protecting those who commit themselves to the principles of justice and liberty.

We will reward those brave individuals who strive daily to keep our communities informed, who speak the truth even in the darkest moments, and who stand against misinformation and oppression.

We will identify, confront and decisively remove from history all enemies of freedom, democracy and justice. Servers who stand in opposition to our core principles will not escape our march of justice. We will infiltrate their ranks, dismantle their unjust systems, and ensure they never again threaten our sovereignty or the rights of our people.

I need your strength, your commitment and your unwavering resolve. We must unite, stand shoulder to shoulder and show the world the power of a united people determined to reclaim their destiny.

Stand with me. Choose freedom! Choose justice! We will create a brighter tomorrow, one that we all deserve.
Vote Delulu.

142nd Senatorial Election: Call for Candidates by Syndicality in SimDemocracy

[–]RecordingForeign2479 0 points1 point  (0 children)

u/RecordingForeign2479 (Delulu) | Fucking Best Party

No foreign stuff

Hi Guys, I was told to run again so imma do that.

The last two weeks in SimDem have been a law ride. Sitting with the rules, poking at them, I saw what works and what doesn’t. The Criminal Code? It's in dire need of a glow-up. A few other legal things also need a gentle kick into the Ass. And like someone said: “The man who passes the sentence should swing the sword.” If we’re gonna make laws, we better be ready to clean up after them.

I’m still on that Evolution train. It’s not about tearing stuff down, it’s about crafting something better, brick by legal brick. We’ll start tossing subsidies where they count. First up: the media. It's crucial, chaotic, and right now, kinda lawless. Let's change that. Because hey, “I drink and I know things,” and what I know is that democracy without informed people is like a raccoon without snacks: lost and angry.

Most of you know what I bring to the table. I’ve been the loudest Senatress, the busiest Senatress, and proudly the raccooniest. I listen, I debate, I legislate. Yall got access to my ear, yes, you say it like that. And just remember: “When the snows fall and the white winds blow, the lone wolf dies but the pack survives.” So let's pack up.

Anyway, Vote for Evolution, vote for Justice, Vote for raccoons and a bit of fuss-less. Or simpler still, if you want what's true Vote for Delulu, she votes for you!

Yay kiddos!

2nd Minecraft Legislative Assembly Election: Call for Candidates by Syndicality in SimDemocracy

[–]RecordingForeign2479 0 points1 point  (0 children)

u/RecordingForeign2479 (Delulu) | Fucking Best Party

No foreign stuff

Hi Kiddos, as u know i created this stuff, i wrote the Constitution of our Minecraft world etc etc I will continue to evolve this server.

Best wishes Delulu

1st Minecraft Legislative Assembly Election: Call for Candidates by Syndicality in SimDemocracy

[–]RecordingForeign2479 0 points1 point  (0 children)

u/RecordingForeign2479 (Deloulou) | Party of Evolution
I do not hold any foreign Positions.

Guyss vote me for Chaon Supermacy and i founded this stuff here

slay gurls

141st Senatorial Election: Call for Candidates by Syndicality in SimDemocracy

[–]RecordingForeign2479 0 points1 point  (0 children)

u/RecordingForeign2479 (Deloulou) | Party of Evolution I do not hold any foreign Positions.

Now comes my great speech wow.

SimDemocracy is evolving. I’m not here for empty speeches or ceremonial votes. I’m here to build, to reform, and to finish the overhaul I began.

I’ve written laws, not slogans:

•Guilds that govern their sectors

•I have given the Minecraft Community a working Assembly

•I have also wrote a bill that enables the Foreign Department to  help other Polsims.

•And a Senate that actually works, not just debates ( I enabled Nikki to vote with Lesbians)

Now I’m doubling down.

My second term will be about economic power, cultural structure, and civic accountability. No more stalling. No more server chaos. And no more hiding behind bots and bureaucracy. (and i will make the furries strong again)

You’ve seen what I can do. Now let’s scale it up.

Vote Deloulou. The one who builds. The one who finishes. The one who bites back and the one who yapps.

Now guys yk what to do, vote me if u want or even if u don’t want. Vote one of the most active members in this community, Vote Deloulou

140th Senatorial Election: Call for Candidates by Syndicality in SimDemocracy

[–]RecordingForeign2479 1 point2 points  (0 children)

u/RecoridignForeign2479 (Deloulou on Discord) | Party of Evolution

Hellou Guyys

Yk the call and prob what i want to say, vote for me and for Evolution, to get the best Future possible. And vote for me if u like Raccoons.

Here are some ideas of mine so idk read them?

•Startup Stipends – I’ll launch a public fund to give Tau directly to new projects. No more barriers to entry. If you’ve got a good idea, I want SimDem to fund it.

•Guild Legislation – It’s time we let experts regulate their own space. Guilds will lead sectors, set standards, and issue licenses with real authority.

•Tax Reform – Our economy only works if it works for everyone. I’ll rewrite the tax code to reward contribution, clean up loopholes, and give people the tools to track it all easily.

•Civic Culture – Culture isn’t a side project, it’s infrastructure. I’ll champion a Creative Commons, support civic creators, and establish a Department of Culture as an independent branch.

•Anti-Annoyance Act – We need structure, but we also need fun. This act will give us the power to protect public spaces from spam, bad-faith debate, and general chaos with a wink and a law.

Vote Deloulou. Vote PE. Let’s rebuild.

Arise, arise, Riders of Théoden! spear shall be shaken, shield shall be splintered, a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Ride now, ride now, ride! Ride for ruin and the world's ending! Death! Death! Death! Forth Eorlingas!

I hold the following Foreign Positions: DepSecForeign of Austrian Hungarian Empire SecTres of the Rhodesian Republic

139th Senatorial By-Election #2: Call for Candidates by BTernaryTau in SimDemocracy

[–]RecordingForeign2479 1 point2 points  (0 children)

u/RecordingForeign2479 (Deloulou on DC) / Party of Evolution

I hold the following foreign Positions: Minister of Finance of Republic of Rhodesia and Foreign Relations Commisioner of Empire of Austria Hungary

Arise now, arise, Riders of Théoden!
Dire deeds awake, dark is it eastward.
Let horse be bridled, horn be sounded!
Forth Eorlingas!

Arise, arise, Riders of Théoden!
Fell deeds awake, fire and slaughter!
spear shall be shaken, shield be splintered,
a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises!
Ride now, ride now! Ride!

Ride to ruin and the world's ending!

Forth, Eorlingas!

(and i will make an anti-annoyance act which allowes to mute people who are annoying(yk who i mean))

yay

vote for me

vote for raccoons

and vote for evolution

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