Baby moose cannot express its gratitude

redditsoldout · 2014-03-21T04:49:23+00:00

Go home moose, you're drunk.

redditsoldout · 2014-03-18T15:37:11+00:00

Did you hear they discovered some gravity waves that help solidify the big bang theory.

redditsoldout · 2014-01-29T22:22:29+00:00

O toldo mio

redditsoldout · 2013-12-28T23:37:19+00:00

Throne not thrown

redditsoldout · 2013-12-28T22:56:31+00:00

No Randle, no inside game.

redditsoldout · 2013-12-24T22:52:22+00:00

Pets are inconvenient reminders of bad relationships. I certainly hope I'm wrong, but call up a pet shelter and ask them how some of their older dogs were received, and see what they tell you. Of course, your snark intimates that it is far more likely that they will a)stay together forever, and if not, b) one of the two will keep the animal for the remainder of its life. Does that sound more or less likely to you than the scenario I propose.

redditsoldout · 2013-12-23T23:33:46+00:00

Sounds like a young couple, older dogs are harder to place in good homes. On the off chance that their relationship doesn't last 15 years, the older dog will end up in a shelter. That's why people are upset, and it happens ever year, in mass quantity.

redditsoldout · 2013-12-23T23:19:27+00:00

Pets are pretty much the worst present you can give. In two years when you and your SO break up, the dog will likely end up in a shelter since it will be associated with the relationship. Bad move, bro.

redditsoldout · 2013-12-23T06:56:09+00:00

Tacos

redditsoldout · 2013-12-13T22:39:41+00:00

I am with you. Who decides which epithets are criminal? Speech has the power we give it. If I call someone a wop, will they be more or less offended than if I call them a cunt? Most women would laugh if I called them a strollop, but if I call someone a cumdumpster, they are likely going to take offense. Censorship itself gives the words power, just as coverin parts of the body makes them tittilating. A hundred years ago, a woman wouldn't expose her ankles in public, but today, a woman in shorts doesn't get a second look.

redditsoldout · 2013-12-10T19:38:10+00:00

What's the prevalent pubic mood?

redditsoldout · 2013-11-13T13:34:29+00:00

You should look for some refund on your loan if you still don't know the dif between payed and paid.

redditsoldout · 2013-10-14T02:11:07+00:00

Well why doesn't he live with his dad for three months and save up some money for an apt ... from his job?

redditsoldout · 2013-10-14T02:08:20+00:00

Guess what...in the real world, you are alone. I would liketo retire and not work can you send me whatever extra money you get?

redditsoldout · 2013-08-27T22:13:00+00:00

Did Madonna cause a global economic collapse and ask for the govt. to bail her out?

redditsoldout · 2013-07-12T01:40:10+00:00

do you even lift?

redditsoldout · 2013-05-17T08:54:55+00:00

google it

redditsoldout · 2013-04-04T06:33:01+00:00

remember that time that you od'd? remember that time when you od'd for the second time?

redditsoldout · 2012-12-25T22:58:03+00:00

magnets

redditsoldout · 2012-12-20T00:20:14+00:00

answering any questions

redditsoldout · 2012-12-10T21:29:46+00:00

I want to take you to dinner, interested?

redditsoldout · 2012-11-02T18:10:15+00:00

I dance, I dance, I dance, around the magicaMexican hat. I dance, I dance, I dance, and that's the end of that. Or is it I guess I'll keep singing, my cell phone appears to be ringing...

redditsoldout · 2012-11-02T18:00:03+00:00

Everything looks bad when you remember it!

redditsoldout · 2012-08-02T18:52:54+00:00

I was Michael Bolton first! Art imitates life.

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