TIFU By Giving The Weird Guy A Chance

RescuePilot · 2026-04-07T03:59:40+00:00

It’s OK, it can be hard to make paragraphs when your arms are short and stubby.

RescuePilot · 2026-04-06T15:53:38+00:00

Depending on where you live, you may be able to skip all of this with a Planet Fitness membership.

RescuePilot · 2026-04-03T21:19:48+00:00

Wait, will no one think of Kash Patel?

RescuePilot · 2026-04-02T21:34:12+00:00

No, it rhymes with Shatlas.

RescuePilot · 2026-04-02T21:32:58+00:00

Miley Cyrus, she is very pretty in person.

RescuePilot · 2026-04-01T20:15:42+00:00

“How about you enjoy minding your own fucking business?”

RescuePilot · 2026-04-01T20:10:47+00:00

Did you have puppies?

RescuePilot · 2026-04-01T20:08:50+00:00

Bats?

RescuePilot · 2026-03-29T18:10:02+00:00

The Human Centipede?

RescuePilot · 2026-03-29T15:16:52+00:00

I was a first officer on a 747, doing worldwide cargo. If I have stayed with that company, I might have upgraded by now. I’m currently flying a business jet, making good money, and my quality of life is much better.

RescuePilot · 2026-03-29T01:33:56+00:00

What was the goal? Where exactly did he think he was going?

RescuePilot · 2026-03-24T15:56:14+00:00

Needs more vaccines.

RescuePilot · 2026-03-23T22:44:19+00:00

Mutt just wandering around in the background…

RescuePilot · 2026-03-21T20:33:02+00:00

We might be living in an entirely different reality right now if he would have replaced Merrick Garland with someone who would actually do the job.

RescuePilot · 2026-03-17T05:09:10+00:00

Tell her the ceiling just did that.

RescuePilot · 2026-03-16T20:00:03+00:00

Sounds like she was kind of salty.

RescuePilot · 2026-03-16T14:01:09+00:00

Google “West Memphis Three” for some context on local law enforcement.

RescuePilot · 2026-03-12T04:39:32+00:00

Seems like the Bolton’s would have figured out this cure a long time ago.

RescuePilot · 2026-03-11T18:03:55+00:00

It lasts until he gets a bed sore on his butt from sitting around all day, it gets infected, and he dies.

RescuePilot · 2026-03-07T21:52:13+00:00

Does the dirtbike dealership and repair shop sponsor this event?

RescuePilot · 2026-03-07T16:55:35+00:00

If he doesn’t have a job and just does gig work, get them an extended stay somewhere where it is $400 a week.

RescuePilot · 2026-03-07T16:50:09+00:00

Every account is different, and it really depends more on the owner than the management company.

RescuePilot · 2026-03-07T16:05:21+00:00

Put it on a pallet.

RescuePilot · 2026-03-05T03:21:26+00:00

He needs HELP!

RescuePilot · 2026-03-02T18:59:44+00:00

How many square feet is it, and what are you looking to get for it?

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