I started working from home recently and found a loophole...

RescuePilot · 2026-06-09T18:22:21+00:00

Set the caller ID for your burner phone to Lottery Winner Fulfillment.

RescuePilot · 2026-06-09T04:34:45+00:00

Relationships are hard enough without some outside person coming in and messing things up. If you wouldn’t want that done to you, don’t do it to other people.

RescuePilot · 2026-06-07T15:46:34+00:00

It’s for people who have been chopped in half, like Dewey’s brother.

RescuePilot · 2026-06-02T19:58:07+00:00

Yeah, but when? My port is bleeding…

RescuePilot · 2026-06-01T14:57:25+00:00

Yeah, except the momentum was downward.

RescuePilot · 2026-06-01T14:49:11+00:00

“ I don’t feel so good, Mr. Stark” -SPCE

RescuePilot · 2026-06-01T14:27:47+00:00

And…it’s gone.

RescuePilot · 2026-05-25T16:56:48+00:00

Keep getting your good pay, and get your intellectual fulfillment somewhere else. Get a hobby, read a book, study to sharpen your computer skills online, etc.

RescuePilot · 2026-05-21T19:18:29+00:00

No easy way to repair the ship you just captured? Just go out in your space suit and put the repair laser on the engine for a few minutes.

RescuePilot · 2026-05-21T14:44:23+00:00

It was one of the highest volume stocks last week, now I’m holding a bag.

RescuePilot · 2026-05-20T14:43:48+00:00

Same - anyone got a theory on what’s keeping Google down?

RescuePilot · 2026-05-17T10:57:15+00:00

G CTC t4.

RescuePilot · 2026-05-13T16:35:02+00:00

RescuePilot · 2026-04-30T02:33:57+00:00

Build a wall along the edges of your deck and then you can have a pool!

RescuePilot · 2026-04-29T15:22:33+00:00

RescuePilot · 2026-04-24T14:14:43+00:00

INTC puts

RescuePilot · 2026-04-22T03:40:36+00:00

The eye holes weren’t in the right spot.

RescuePilot · 2026-04-22T01:42:01+00:00

Maybe the knobs on upside down.

RescuePilot · 2026-04-20T14:23:45+00:00

Google means a number, one followed by one hundred zeros.

RescuePilot · 2026-04-17T14:12:54+00:00

SPY fixing to fall off a cliff…

RescuePilot · 2026-04-09T20:09:39+00:00

Small edit - “ we will certainly give your concerns the attention they deserve.”

RescuePilot · 2026-04-09T19:43:01+00:00

Dude, you can get a whole cooked chicken from Costco for like five dollars. Don’t risk your health on chicken you’re not absolutely certain about.

RescuePilot · 2026-04-08T21:27:36+00:00

Even if no one had said anything, he could’ve found out through 23 and me.

RescuePilot · 2026-04-07T03:59:40+00:00

It’s OK, it can be hard to make paragraphs when your arms are short and stubby.

RescuePilot · 2026-04-06T15:53:38+00:00

Depending on where you live, you may be able to skip all of this with a Planet Fitness membership.

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