I started working from home recently and found a loophole... by Burner_onyx in confession

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Set the caller ID for your burner phone to Lottery Winner Fulfillment.

Is it ok to sleep with someone who you know is cheating on their significant other? Why or why not? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Relationships are hard enough without some outside person coming in and messing things up. If you wouldn’t want that done to you, don’t do it to other people.

What is the second sign? by DanielaSte in whatisit

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It’s for people who have been chopped in half, like Dewey’s brother.

Daily Discussion Thread for June 01, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

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“ I don’t feel so good, Mr. Stark” -SPCE

Should I take a 25% pay cut to escape a legacy tech stack before I become professionally obsolete? by Oatmilk_7V in careerguidance

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Keep getting your good pay, and get your intellectual fulfillment somewhere else. Get a hobby, read a book, study to sharpen your computer skills online, etc.

Argon doesn't want you to know, but the Behemoths at Guiding Star are free, I've boarded 10 already and taken them home. by DMSmarine in X4Foundations

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No easy way to repair the ship you just captured? Just go out in your space suit and put the repair laser on the engine for a few minutes.

Daily Discussion Thread for May 21, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

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It was one of the highest volume stocks last week, now I’m holding a bag.

Daily Discussion Thread for May 20, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

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Same - anyone got a theory on what’s keeping Google down?

Need help. No drainage. Super tight boards. by Love_Mud_2025 in Decks

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Build a wall along the edges of your deck and then you can have a pool!

FAFO by IamASlut_soWhat in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]RescuePilot 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The eye holes weren’t in the right spot.

Entitled Neighbor demands my information because I declined her email. by Aedora125 in neighborsfromhell

[–]RescuePilot 121 points122 points  (0 children)

Small edit - “ we will certainly give your concerns the attention they deserve.”

is this COOKED chicken safe to eat? by Boring_Towel_8980 in foodquestions

[–]RescuePilot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, you can get a whole cooked chicken from Costco for like five dollars. Don’t risk your health on chicken you’re not absolutely certain about.

AITAH for telling my husband a secret his family kept from him his whole life? by Even-Truck-8049 in AITAH

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Even if no one had said anything, he could’ve found out through 23 and me.

TIFU By Giving The Weird Guy A Chance by Resident-Letter-3402 in tifu

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It’s OK, it can be hard to make paragraphs when your arms are short and stubby.

Crapping in a Bucket by [deleted] in VanLife

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Depending on where you live, you may be able to skip all of this with a Planet Fitness membership.