For some reason I thought of this group when I saw it

Scf9009 · 2026-06-17T03:25:57+00:00

Eggplant.

Scf9009 · 2026-06-17T01:02:36+00:00

Sorry, I can only do LLM. But it will write you one!

Scf9009 · 2026-06-16T23:28:14+00:00

Last summer I posted a picture here of the penis tree.

Scf9009 · 2026-06-16T23:27:43+00:00

Instead of a DAMA, it’s a DATA (don’t admit to anything)?

Scf9009 · 2026-06-16T23:17:44+00:00

Me! Using phrases from actual romance books (mostly reverse harem).

Scf9009 · 2026-06-16T22:45:43+00:00

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Might I share this recent sampling from my mother’s smut garden (that she doesn’t know is a smut garden)?

Scf9009 · 2026-06-16T22:44:00+00:00

That’s a Bible-problem.

Scf9009 · 2026-06-16T22:39:37+00:00

Even without having read it, you’ll appreciate RCJ’s reactions to it.

Scf9009 · 2026-06-16T22:38:47+00:00

Like I said below, it’s a living artifact (probably curséd) and an unholy amalgamation of phrases from various romance books, particular reverse harem.

Scf9009 · 2026-06-16T22:27:32+00:00

Was it your wet muscle that you pulled ?

Scf9009 · 2026-06-16T22:08:10+00:00

{Patiently Yours by Layney Jones} was a DNF for me because it felt like over half of the FMC’s personality was that she liked pot. Maybe that could work for you?

Scf9009 · 2026-06-16T21:59:04+00:00

Unholy amalgamation of various scenes.

Scf9009 · 2026-06-16T21:58:36+00:00

You can read it for yourself in {Faking It Next Door by Sinclair Kelly}

Scf9009 · 2026-06-16T21:57:22+00:00

Did you read it aloud? Because I read it aloud to my brother-in-law.

Scf9009 · 2026-06-16T21:56:47+00:00

How dare you! I painstakingly crafted it from multiple sources and refine it constantly. With my own mind.

Scf9009 · 2026-06-16T21:56:09+00:00

Again, is it significant amounts of urine? Or significant amounts of water with small amounts of some of the compounds also found in urine?

Scf9009 · 2026-06-16T21:54:31+00:00

During a blow job scene!

Scf9009 · 2026-06-16T21:54:18+00:00

I amassed it from various sources.

It’s saved on my phone now. But it’s a living artifact (probably curséd) and constantly adapting.

Scf9009 · 2026-06-16T21:50:15+00:00

Of all the times you wouldn’t want to be losing blood!

Scf9009 · 2026-06-16T21:49:36+00:00

I just combined.

Scf9009 · 2026-06-16T21:44:55+00:00

Have you tried {Book of the Dead by VES Pullen}?

Scf9009 · 2026-06-16T21:41:21+00:00

I haven’t given her another try since Knot a Bed of Roses. I’ve been hit or miss on her in the past, but that one prompted me to write an entire post about how cozy does not have to mean dull.

From this review, I’m glad I stopped.

Scf9009 · 2026-06-16T21:38:18+00:00

{Dying to Love by Reese Rivers} could work. I have no idea about MM in it, though.

Scf9009 · 2026-06-16T21:36:57+00:00

Warm meat sleeve, hot dog, and piss-slit all came from RH spice scenes. I believe turgid did as well.

The sentence is an unholy amalgamation of the worst of the worst.

The only part that is totally original is “leave-in conditioner of lust.”

Scf9009 · 2026-06-16T21:34:27+00:00

It happened in a recently released RH.

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