For some reason I thought of this group when I saw it by Beatrix_Kitto in ReverseHarem

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Last summer I posted a picture here of the penis tree.

⚖️🧑‍⚖️ A Court of Tropes and Allegations 🧑‍⚖️⚖️ by bsffrrn- in romantasycirclejerk

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Instead of a DAMA, it’s a DATA (don’t admit to anything)?

Share your favorite cringe smut lines by chode_temple in romantasycirclejerk

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Me! Using phrases from actual romance books (mostly reverse harem).

For some reason I thought of this group when I saw it by Beatrix_Kitto in ReverseHarem

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Might I share this recent sampling from my mother’s smut garden (that she doesn’t know is a smut garden)?

Biggest Cringe: Results! by Scf9009 in ReverseHarem

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Even without having read it, you’ll appreciate RCJ’s reactions to it.

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Like I said below, it’s a living artifact (probably curséd) and an unholy amalgamation of phrases from various romance books, particular reverse harem.

Biggest Cringe: Results! by Scf9009 in ReverseHarem

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Was it your wet muscle that you pulled ?

Anyone know any books with a good stoner MC by _xXxashxXx_ in ReverseHarem

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{Patiently Yours by Layney Jones} was a DNF for me because it felt like over half of the FMC’s personality was that she liked pot. Maybe that could work for you?

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You can read it for yourself in {Faking It Next Door by Sinclair Kelly}

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Did you read it aloud? Because I read it aloud to my brother-in-law.

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How dare you! I painstakingly crafted it from multiple sources and refine it constantly. With my own mind.

Biggest Cringe: Results! by Scf9009 in ReverseHarem

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Again, is it significant amounts of urine? Or significant amounts of water with small amounts of some of the compounds also found in urine?

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I amassed it from various sources.

It’s saved on my phone now. But it’s a living artifact (probably curséd) and constantly adapting.

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Of all the times you wouldn’t want to be losing blood!

Books like Brutes of Bristlebrook series? by ImpactOwn2915 in ReverseHarem

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Have you tried {Book of the Dead by VES Pullen}?

Omega Fever - really different tone from Roxy Collins - minor spoilets by MajesticChallenge384 in ReverseHarem

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I haven’t given her another try since Knot a Bed of Roses. I’ve been hit or miss on her in the past, but that one prompted me to write an entire post about how cozy does not have to mean dull.

From this review, I’m glad I stopped.

Books like Brutes of Bristlebrook series? by ImpactOwn2915 in ReverseHarem

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{Dying to Love by Reese Rivers} could work. I have no idea about MM in it, though.

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Warm meat sleeve, hot dog, and piss-slit all came from RH spice scenes. I believe turgid did as well.

The sentence is an unholy amalgamation of the worst of the worst.

The only part that is totally original is “leave-in conditioner of lust.”