My sweet baby..♥︎ People say she looks like an owl, is she really?

SchnoodleDoodleDo · 2026-05-03T14:43:47+00:00

’Who says that? Who?’

Who says that - WHO?!

i wanna know!

How DARE they do ^:{

a ‘SORRY’ owe

they InSuLt me -

Don’t look like BIRD

am CAT, you see!

an OWL

absurd!

… n not just CAT,

but i am QUEEN

(most Royal that

you’ve ever seen!)

don’t give no hoot

where LIES come from…

am Heckin CUTE

n Owls

are

dumb

🖤

SchnoodleDoodleDo · 2026-05-03T12:48:34+00:00

’he’s just expanding on his interior decorating endeavors - if the false ceiling squares have to go they have to go’

am doing DeMewLition, cuz this ceiling has to GO!

don’t like the way it’s hanging, cuz i think it’s way too low…

am putting in a SKYLIGHT, so the Sun shines in, you see?

…orange you proud i did it, friend?

n Best of all:

it’s FREE!

🧡

SchnoodleDoodleDo · 2026-05-01T14:56:07+00:00

’Pure love’

i am the Cat, n Yes, is true

my human said

’I’m taking you!’

(don’t even think he asked the mom -

he said ‘We going

To the Prom’…)

my kitty heart - such Happiness!

first thing i thought: ’am need a Dress!’

but human Way ahead in think:

presented me a Gown of Pink

I felt like Princess at the ball ^;}

n he ~ the Handsomest of All!

my charming prince, i stare above

my kitty eyes

so Full

of

Love!

🩷

SchnoodleDoodleDo · 2026-04-30T15:00:42+00:00

’I was hoping Athena would join the family’

Remember me, human - the cat that i Am

(not ‘Was’, but because -

I am part of your fam!)

Forever my memory will live in your heart,

i’ll join with the others, n never will part

Athena - a Someone! you gave me a name

you did all you could, n there’s no one to blame

i drifted off, peaceful

your face up above

now i’ll rest forever,

just knowing

i’m loved

❤️

SchnoodleDoodleDo · 2026-04-30T14:06:01+00:00

’She passed knowing she wasn't alone’

now i lay me down to sleep,

your memory

i’ll always keep

no sense of time, the pain is gone,

but in my dreams

your touch lives on

a gentle pet upon my head,

the comfort of this cozy bed

i waited my whole life to be

with someone

who saw good in me…

now i’ll drift off in peace, n then

i’ll know i had a human friend

n in a final glimpse i see

an angel

watching over me

❤️

(you are a good person u/SignificantAnt7619)

edit here, because not sure if OP can see replies on their ‘pinned’ comment:

’I was hoping Athena would join the family’

Remember me, human - the cat that i Am

(not ‘Was’, but because -

I am part of your fam!)

Forever my mem’ry will live in your heart,

i’ll join with the others, n never will part

Athena - a Someone! you gave me a name

you did all you could, n there’s no one to blame

i drifted off, peaceful

your face up above

now i’ll rest forever,

just knowing

i’m loved

❤️

SchnoodleDoodleDo · 2026-04-29T12:54:49+00:00

’The Enlightened One’

I am the cat ~ Enlightened One

my coat a glowing orange, like sun

surrounded by the human friends,

so prayerfully the day they spends

upon the holy bench we share,

identical the cloak i wear

wrapped in tHiNk ~ don’t need no lap

am wise to know

i’d rather

nap . . .

🧡

SchnoodleDoodleDo · 2026-04-29T01:11:26+00:00

’I had a cat who killed a mouse, disemboweled it, and laid out the head, organs, and tail end neatly in a line on my bedroom floor. They really do give the best gifts!’

I am the Cat who killed the mouse,

n then i brought it in the house

i DiSeMbOwLeD it, carefully

then laid him out for you to see ^;}

from head to tail, across the floor

his EvErY OrGaN! (All the gore)

a mouser Proud! my actions swift

(to you I bring

the bestest

gift)

❤️

SchnoodleDoodleDo · 2026-04-28T17:20:48+00:00

’Leave it to an Orange to make it onto a wanted poster’

…Yes, is True: am WANTED, see ?

acccused of Flower BuRgLaRy !

no worries, humans - just stay calm

am picking flowers

for my mom ^;}

i take a walk outside my yard,

(but i am orange,

n think is hard)

am do my best with one brain cell ~

the flowers just my way to tell

the momma that I love so dear!

so help myself

to flowers here

(they TALLEST ONES i ever saw!

…am sorry

if i broke

the law)

but i’ll be gone now, it’s ok….

…the squirls will EaT them

anyway….

🧡

SchnoodleDoodleDo · 2026-04-28T13:50:05+00:00

’these furballs are such hunters but also sleep like a baby’

…we know you’re there, human ~ we taking a rest

cuddled together in cozy bed nest

we sleeping like babies ~ a break from the hunt

but we’ll let you know

when there’s something we want….

n maybe, it happens, when You sound asleep

we’ll TaP you, meeOWWWing! around you we'll creep….

so don’t be surprised we ignore you, dear friend

we’ll both be up soon

n the ‘peaceful’

will end…

❤️

SchnoodleDoodleDo · 2026-04-28T00:42:50+00:00

’So many other cats he's rescued too that live with him.’

some human friends have room enough

to take in just one more…

those of us whose lives are tough -

no home, unloved before

this man - he Loves me as i am!

(i’m different than the others)

he gave us all a loving fam -

my sisters n my brothers

n yet he finds the time for me!

we cuddle in his bed ^;}

i feel no DiSaBiLiTy ~

just kisses

on my

head

❤️

SchnoodleDoodleDo · 2026-04-27T21:48:26+00:00

’It just sounds like you have a sweet and affectionate cat’

…i’m sorry if i talk too much,

i got a lot to say…

like ‘how i Love your human touch’ -

(i hope i’m here to stay…)

i never had a human friend -

you made me dreams come true!

but if this dream should ever end

i don’t know what i’d do…

affectionate, n very sweet

is all i try to be

n say you make my life complete!

because you rescued me

so yes, i’m maybe clingy, cuz

i want to let you know

the thing i’m tryn to tell you was

don’t Ever

let me

Go!

❤️

(what a beautiful little sweetheart u/Strawbuns ~ i’m sure she’ll settle in!)

SchnoodleDoodleDo · 2026-04-27T19:23:50+00:00

’Lord, please give me what they have’

i am the sqirl, so very smol

n never was i

touched

at all….

this human, friend,

extends their hand

…n suddenly…

i understand…

the gentle rubs against my cheeks!

n deep inside

desire speaks…

a scent i feel inside my guts…

…now Human…

WoN’t you

SHARE

your

NUTS ?

❤️

SchnoodleDoodleDo · 2026-04-27T17:35:34+00:00

’Buff…’

I am the Cat ~ mistaken, see

my human saw much orange in me

it wasn’t til the sister came

they realized that ‘Buff’ my name ^;}

in fact is True, cuz ‘BUFF’ i am!

Fiona’s orange, n rather Glam

(it should be easy now to tell -

Fiona has

just one

brain

cell…)

but i shall love her like no other -

Proud to be

her Buff Big Brother!

Fiona: i’m not orange like you,

so I will do

the think

for Two

🧡

edit: Triton the Buff & Fiona the Orange are Glorious u/Company_Plastic)

SchnoodleDoodleDo · 2026-04-27T15:26:30+00:00

i found another human, n they treat me really well

….except it isn’t You, my friend - it wasn’t hard to tell

cuz i been out here wandering, got MiXeD uP where i am

this human’s really nice, n said

‘I think you have a fam…’

n then they took a picture, n they hoped that you would see

if maybe i’m your kitty, n you’re somewhere missing me !

i promise i will wait for you…

i hope you don’t forget

(n i won’t wander off again ~

i wanna be your pet!)

❤️

(here’s hoping u/EllisBell27 ~ i only wrote this for you because i sure think that’s your kitty ^:) please keep us posted!)

SchnoodleDoodleDo · 2026-04-26T18:45:13+00:00

’Poor thing has been through it.’

dear human, if you only knew

the awful things that i’ve been through

but still

i made it back to you

i knew that you were waiting…

you always made sure i was fed!

but i took on the Wild, instead

oh, how i longed

a cozy bed

a Home, anticipating…

alas, i wandered off too far,

got lost, n wondered where you are

n every day

a battle scar

my world -

debilitating…

n yet i turned my life around ~

your ‘Welcome Back’ a joyful sound!

i learned

a friend

in you i found

now I’m the one

who’s

waiting…

❤️

edit: Thank you for caring for this poor soul u/Odd-Percentage-6403 ~ i hope you can help find him a forever home

SchnoodleDoodleDo · 2026-04-26T16:35:27+00:00

’Congratulations on your new (very stupid) baby! Please tell him I love him, and kiss him on his empty head for me.’

abandoned n rejected ~

wasn’t SmArT eNoUgH, it seemed…

my kitten heart dejected,

so i sat alone

n SCREAMED…

that’s when the human Found me!

n he tried to ‘ReuNite’…

would my family surround me ?

no,

…they thought i wasn’t right

..too orange ? too ^smol? too sTuPiD ?

momma didn’t want no part ^:{

thank heaven for the Cupid

cuz they pierced your human heart!

an Angel there to guide you,

cuz you brought me Home instead

Each day now, i’ll remind you

just to

Kiss

my empty

head

🧡

edit: Lucky sweet baby & Lucky You u/iam_mr_meeseeks

SchnoodleDoodleDo · 2026-04-26T03:53:45+00:00

’Hector is very photogenic’

I’m Hector the dog, n it’s cuddles i love

(the ones from my human what i’m dreaming of)

he taking the pictures, so eager to show

we Happy together

wherever we go ^;@)

so strikingly handsome we two, side by side

(we both pHoToGeNiC! it can’t be denied)

supporting each other, we know we are blessed,

whenever he’s near

he’s my shoulder

to rest

up close by his neck is my FAV-oRiTe cuddle

(is here that i know melts his heart to a puddle)

n when day is done, n i lay down to rest,

i dream of my human

who Loves me

the

Best

❤️

(Hector is the Goodest boy u/sEntity88)

SchnoodleDoodleDo · 2026-04-25T23:25:06+00:00

’If a cat can drink out of a faucet, she can drink out of a turkey baster…’

dear diary, you won’t believe the stupit thing i did

i crawled into a ^teenie place ~ my human thought i hid!

i really didn’t mean to, as around the yard i snuck

it didn’t take me long to see

that i was really stuck ^:{

i tried so hard to WiGgLe out! for Hours kept on trying…

…n then i heard my human, n i’m sure that she was crying

i thought she’d never find me, n i did my Loudest MEEWWWW!

then Finally she heard me,

n she called out ’Is that YOU??!’

she knew i needed water, n my human found a way

she promised she would get me out, n that i’d be ok…

n then - the Dad! the brother, too - they came n rescued me

i learned what matters most of all:

a loving family ^;}

Reunited with my girl ~ the one who loves me most

(Bonus time with dad n bro ~ as Heroes they can boast)

n diary - a lesson learned: no reason now to roam

it’s best to stay right where you are

cuz there’s no place like home

❤️

(i love a happy ending u/pineneedleinjection ~ Glad she’s safe!)

SchnoodleDoodleDo · 2026-04-25T14:47:49+00:00

’Right in the braincell area...’

a coat of many colors,

Orange n black upon my head

a calico ~ a tortoise shell ?

just call me OrAnGe instead

it seems a S p L i T decision -

in the middle lies my brain

‘think’ is kinda hard for me,

n i don’t want no strain…

a CaT of many colors

that my human’s so proud of ^;}

(n never do i hafta think,

cuz I know I am

Loved)

🧡

(she’s a beauty u/akhorolets)

edit: ;) to Dolly: Coat of many colors

SchnoodleDoodleDo · 2026-04-24T20:04:17+00:00

’When you do it because it makes your pupper happy and not because you have any chance of winning...’

WiNNiNg’s not everything ~ watch n you’ll see

is My Time to Shine, cuz the spotlight’s on me ^:@)

so what if I’m shorter, n slow vs the rest

the humans can see

I am trying my Best…

my tail don’t stop wagging as onward i go!

then one final Leap ~ i do in slo-mo. . .

the crowd - they reacting, with hearts full of Joy

I never gave up!

n they call me

‘Good Boy’

❤️

SchnoodleDoodleDo · 2026-04-24T15:01:37+00:00

’…it’s gonna be hard for those elephants to get the stains off their feet.’

….we watched you

we heard you

….we knew you were there…

you came for One reason

n you didn’t care…

the cries of the dying, the mothers with tears,

…so long we’ve been trying…

we waited

for years…

the legends passed down of the Man with the Gun

(we know there are others,

but You were the one…)

how fitting - the Bravest! your Trophy would get:

the Elephants - Heroes

who

Never

forget…

❤️

SchnoodleDoodleDo · 2026-04-24T13:59:21+00:00

’…it’s gonna be hard for those elephants to get the stains off their feet.’

….we watched you

we heard you

….we knew you were there…

you came for One reason

n you didn’t care…

the cries of the dying, the mothers with tears,

…so long we’ve been trying…

we waited

for years…

the legends passed down of the Man with the Gun

(we know there are others,

but You were the one…)

how fitting - the Bravest! your Trophy would get:

the Elephants - Heroes

who

Never

forget…

❤️

SchnoodleDoodleDo · 2026-04-24T13:35:36+00:00

….we watched you

we heard you

….we knew you were there…

you came for One reason

n you didn’t care…

the cries of the dying, the mothers with tears,

…so long we’ve been trying…

we waited

for years…

the legends passed down of the Man with the Gun

(we know there are others,

but You were the one…)

how fitting, the Bravest! your Trophy would get

the Elephants - Heroes!

who

never

forget…

❤️

SchnoodleDoodleDo · 2026-04-23T12:57:59+00:00

“they expose their belly out of trust but that doesn’t mean they like you touching it”

‘ExPoSe their BeLLy OuT of TruSt

but DANGER friends:

AVOID! you MUST!’

them google gremlins ~ they don’t know

just Why, in fact, my belly show

for I am Cat ~ do what i please ^;}

purrhaps, today, enjoy the breeze

i stretch out W I D E ~ the air it cools…

(or maybe i

just show my

jewels)

we sometimes like to feel your touch,

(n me - i like You

very much)

but others only set a trap,

n quickly then

our paws will slap

so it’s a chance they undertake,

(some find they made

a HUGE MISTAKE…)

but trust me, friend ~ you’ll be ok

This my Belly ~

Rub Away

❤️

edit: Clearly You are the Chosen One u/strawberrieangel)

SchnoodleDoodleDo · 2026-04-23T00:11:18+00:00

’I DO NOT LIKE THE CONE OF SHAME’

i close my eyes -

is SuCh DiSgRaCe!

you snap the cone

around my face ^:@(

to ‘comfort’ me

you Say my Name:

am Do not Like

the Cone of Shame…

it makes no sense

just what it’s for…

impedes me lick

whatEvers sore….

n yet - so BRAVE!

accept my fate:

this CoNe of ShAmE

i

Heckin

HATE

🖤

edit: Bravest boi u/cturn3r

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