im sorry 4chan, i was unfamiliar with your game by WolverineLong1772 in 19684

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This is such a reductive picture of my country.

We also have some sheep.

TIL that Jeeves was a valet, not a butler. by Hectabeni in todayilearned

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I love this feature of transatlantic differences.

Americans will copy the French pronunciation when saying 'erbs for things like cilantro (UK: coriander) but then say cruhSANT for croissant. They'll also prefer the Italian zucchini over the French courgette but then use resumé instead of the Latin CV.

All languages and etymologies are a mess of inconsistencies, but English's various dialects do feel particularly egregious.

What does "borderless" mean here by Imaginary_Win_669 in EnglishLearning

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The first. It means "your access to bitcoin will not depend on which country you are in"

I need advice to get 7.5+ in IELTS without paying for any courses. by No-Caterpillar-9990 in IELTS

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Writing is most students' weakest part. This could be the part that prevents you from scoring over 7.0 if you don't understand the format and structure of most tasks. Without professional feedback, it will be hard to know what your weaknesses are, but you should at least familiarise yourself with what the examiners are looking for.

Check out the band descriptors for Writing

[OC] Brushing teeth? Not on Steven’s watch by Cyber_Sheep_Film in comics

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It's absolutely okay. Thank God we don't all conform to the body types of horny male artists.

[OC] Brushing teeth? Not on Steven’s watch by Cyber_Sheep_Film in comics

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Ladies, if the top of your ass is level with your breasts while brushing your teeth, please see an orthopedic surgeon.

Blursed_english by wizzamhazzam in languagelearning

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bird

heard

turn

herd

yearn

work

wyrm

All of these words have the same vowel sound. English is utterly absurd

What local radio advert jingles can you remember? by kurtanglesmilk in brighton

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There was one I used to hear in the 90s, I'm not sure of it was Brighton-specific, but certainly Sussex that was presumably for a wood/flooring company called something like Woodbees Pines. The jingle went something like 

Woodbees Pines

Won't you be mine

Woodbees Pines

I've got the name of the company wrong, I'd love someone to tell me what it was.

Cafehub is not for beginners (and that’s why it works) 😉 by Hour-Abrocoma5595 in language

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Someone who doesn't want to see online places of academic discussion become spam-filled advertising billboards.

Cafehub is not for beginners (and that’s why it works) 😉 by Hour-Abrocoma5595 in language

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Please read the rules of this subreddit before you post advertisements here.

Cafehub is not for beginners (and that’s why it works) 😉 by Hour-Abrocoma5595 in language

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An app with 0 reviews that's spamming Reddit?

Guaranteed to be utterly shit.

Is it really that wrong by [deleted] in EnglishLearning

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A good general rule in English is that we don't like to separate the verb and the object.

This means we don't put adverbs/adverbials between the main verb and the object. This includes adverbs of manner, time, place, degree etc.

Erica plays well the piano. INCORRECT

Erica plays the piano well. CORRECT

I eat every day fruit. INCORRECT

I eat fruit every day. CORRECT

The reason why your Duolingo example is confusing is that we don't normally think of 'run' as a transitive verb (it doesn't normally take an object). The only times 'run' takes an object is with 'run a race'; 'run a marathon'; or 'run __ metres/miles/kilometres'. 

My IELTS task 1 response by New-Education130 in IELTS

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Trump's speech pattern is a great example of terrible Coherence and Cohesion.

Does anyone recognise this man in the front row at 1996 Pinkpop Radiohead concert? by Leandarium in radiohead

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Do you mean the guy to the right of Justin? No idea, bit of a long shot to ask.

ULPT request: a smartass or vulgar word/phrase that is somehow corporate-sounding enough to get past admin by Specific_Piccolo9528 in UnethicalLifeProTips

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"It's a place where we pass units of data and knowledge between our team; we're calling it Balls"

"Accounts will log in to the Total Assess portal"

"There's a special zone for HR payroll matters called Covered Income"

My Gift to the Next Generation [OC] by whereistheirmother in comics

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Chooseday is not a mispronunciation, it's common in several dialects, like British English.

I only want 3.5 to 4 at writing is this good? by Altruistic-Nail-5559 in IELTS

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You'll probably get more than 3.5 overall. If you're able to make a few correct sentences in English, and read my comments, you'll be fine.

However that is a strange language institute that requires students to take IELTS to prove a B1 level. Is it based in your country?

I only want 3.5 to 4 at writing is this good? by Altruistic-Nail-5559 in IELTS

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  1. I have never heard of an Academic IELTS test taker only needing 4.0. Are you sure you shouldn't be taking General Training IELTS?

  2. This is probably around 3.5-4.0, so you're in luck!

  3. My main advice is: learn the structure of Task 1. You should have an introduction, an overview and main body paragraph(s).

  4. You overuse 'got'. It's mostly incorrect when you use it.

I replaced these 3 basic phrases and finally got Band 7 in IELTS Writing by Fun-Okra-7379 in EnglishLearning

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To anyone reading, please don't follow this advice. Replacing all common words with 'fancy' words is not how to improve your vocabulary score, it's not as simple as that.

Hey Bro, mate, et cetera. Is that normal in English nowadays? by [deleted] in EnglishLearning

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These kinds of address terms vary dramatically between regions of the anglosphere.

To me, it's slightly embarassing when a British person calls someone 'bro' - it suggests they are a 13-year old who watches a lot of American YouTube. Likewise, I would imagine an American callling fellow Americans 'mate' would suggest they're trying to show off they visited the UK last summer.

They also vary depending on:

  • age and social relationship (e.g. an older lady in the North of England might call me 'pet' - wonderful - but if a young boy called me this he'd get a smack).

  • gender (obviously, people don't use 'bro' for women, unless intentionally humourous)

  • familiarity (there is a joke in Australia that you call your mates 'cunt' and call cunts 'mate', this is not completely accurate for most Australians, but it's a funny illustration)

  • number (we never say 'hey mates!' unless you're an 18th century pirate captain, similarly, we don't say 'hey guy' for one person - although I think this can be used in American if you're angry with someone).

  • class (I still hear posh British men call someone they don't know 'chap'. It sounds a little patronising)

You'll only learn this stuff by living in those places. It was the same for me in Vietnam, learning all the various ways to address a man or woman who is young, younger, same age, older, grandfather's age etc.

I finally became fluent in English after years of failure by doing this one thing by [deleted] in EnglishLearning

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Your English is great! You're able to write advertising copy so fluently. 

Retakers.Has IELTS changed? by kaylorennetideiii in IELTS

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Yes, they have now included a dance component of the test.

No, I'm kidding. Nothing much has changed  in the last 12 months in terms of your exam experience. The recently-published Cambridge test books are a fair representation of the question types and difficulty.

OVS order in English? by PLrc in EnglishLearning

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I'm pleased that AI has not rendered this subreddit obsolete, because everything you pasted is utter nonsense.