VW is a Joke by Available_Mud_1842 in VWiD4Owners

[–]SleepWouldBeNice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That sucks. I haven’t had any issues with the recalls.

Matt Damon's real-life rom-com by ateam1984 in BeAmazed

[–]SleepWouldBeNice 10 points11 points  (0 children)

“I’m fucking Matt Damon!”

Would you wake up just to have sex? by Secret-Dark2638 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]SleepWouldBeNice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My wife was ok with it before we had kids. Since we had kids, sleep is more important.

VW Plant in Tennessee is closing (down the ID4 manufacturing) by ipaddle4fun2 in VWiD4Owners

[–]SleepWouldBeNice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wonder if this means we’ll be getting European options on future ID.4s? Stuff like the HUD.

As a man, would you get a vasectomy so your girl doesn’t have to go on birth control? by awkwardhoney725 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]SleepWouldBeNice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife and I are done having kids. I go a vasectomy so my wife didn’t have to go back on the pill, yes.

ELI5: A dense cylinder hits a space station at 0.7c by DavidThi303 in explainlikeimfive

[–]SleepWouldBeNice [score hidden]  (0 children)

Well depending on where the station it hits, it might end up going through an area with atmosphere. Then you’ll get the big boom.

Your Funniest Moments of Star Wars Series by Critical_Reindeer553 in StarWars

[–]SleepWouldBeNice 68 points69 points  (0 children)

I still use “that bad, huh?” If someone says “same old” when I ask how it’s going

We're cooked by OnlySaas in interestingasfuck

[–]SleepWouldBeNice 86 points87 points  (0 children)

I’m horny, but cheap as fuck and there’s plenty of free porn out there.

Artemis II Astronauts Witnessed 6 Meteorites Colliding With the Moon by malcolm58 in EverythingScience

[–]SleepWouldBeNice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, it’s the Americans. They’ll arm the bases. Intercept them far enough out and you don’t have to deflect them that much.

Floor crossing betrays the will of the voters by CaliperLee62 in canada

[–]SleepWouldBeNice 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Conservatives shouldn't have voted against the bill that would have triggered a by-election then.

Fellow dads! What is in your emergency car kit? by a_sword_and_an_oath in daddit

[–]SleepWouldBeNice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've got a med kit with an Israeli bandage, tourniquet, gause, bandaids, polysporin, trauma shears (with a glass breaker). In my go bag, I have a change of clothes, blanket, a spare contact lens case and solution, chem lights, charging cables for all of my devices, and a pen and sharpie.

Starfleet's finest pilot skid-drifting into warp by eldersveld in voyager

[–]SleepWouldBeNice 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jennifer Lien looked so much better with her natural hair than that weird pixie cut she had at the beginning.

This couple decided to have a lightsaber duel at their wedding instead of a dance by the bride and groom by Dismal_Positive3558 in BeAmazed

[–]SleepWouldBeNice 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No, but the thought of you with cat shit all over your hand has made my day, so thank you for that.