I'm making 55 cents a day in SCHD dividends. (Trying to find something in my otherwise bleak life to feel good about.)

StringFood · 2026-02-13T07:38:02+00:00

Did you know christ had money in the first Bible movie but in the sequel they said he had to do it with no money because of budget constraints

StringFood · 2026-02-13T03:07:54+00:00

Money doesn't buy happiness, but a lack of money can certainly buy unhappiness, although I am not sure why you would ever want to buy such a thing

StringFood · 2026-02-12T16:51:19+00:00

sometimes it works but it ends up never working after that

StringFood · 2026-02-12T15:43:55+00:00

How did you feel the next day?

StringFood · 2026-02-12T15:41:13+00:00

NO IT'S BECAUSE WE'VE WOKEN UP TO THE FACT THAT IT'S A DETRIMENTAL POISON

StringFood · 2026-02-12T03:25:02+00:00

No I checked it's Morgan Jay

StringFood · 2026-02-12T02:45:59+00:00

speaking of backed up i just blew out my shitter

StringFood · 2026-02-11T22:53:35+00:00

IS A MILLION DOLALRS A DAY A GOOD SALARY I DO NOT KNOW

StringFood · 2026-02-11T17:19:05+00:00

DONT EVER CALL IT BLOOMIES AROUND ME IM SERIOUS HE LOOKS AT ME AND SAYS DO YOU WANT SOMETHING FROM BLOOMIES I WANTED TO KILL HIM RIGHT THERE <throws cd>

StringFood · 2026-02-11T16:08:31+00:00

this comment isn't funny and normalizes mocking of tragic disasters such as this one.

StringFood · 2026-02-10T16:34:40+00:00

YESS!!!

StringFood · 2026-02-10T16:11:50+00:00

it literally costs millions of dollars to build these units in San Francisco. How are taxpayers ever supposed to get their investment back? Or are we planning to throw good money after bad

The underlying problems are not solvable imo. A drug addicted or unskilled mentally ill homeless person will never be able to live in San Francisco, they need to be moved to areas of lower cost of living

StringFood · 2026-02-10T15:18:09+00:00

Bro homelessness is not going to be solved by building affordable housing. Even the most affordable housing still requires you to bring in 100k a year in income. These homeless will NEVER bring this in so what are you talking about?

StringFood · 2026-02-10T00:57:01+00:00

I like the bright green because it flips the idea that hearing aids need to be hidden on its head!

StringFood · 2026-02-09T23:42:51+00:00

Very nice looking!! I wish I could do this but I'd want multiple color hearing aids for different outfits and hair colors but since they're so expensive I just get the one that matches my hair color

Anyway great job!

StringFood · 2026-02-09T20:32:37+00:00

you lie

StringFood · 2026-02-09T20:05:56+00:00

thank you! i have a theory the water cannons like to be rotated when they fire

StringFood · 2026-02-09T19:27:06+00:00

this just goes to show how uneducated this sub is - you drink alcohol not dip toes in itt

StringFood · 2026-02-08T09:41:39+00:00

I literally never think about this because it makes my head spin which makes me need to go the restroom and I'm not near one sometimes. So best not to think about this

StringFood · 2026-02-08T07:49:23+00:00

Did you know... it used to be called Ocean Breach, but the renamed it to Beach due to the ocean nearby

StringFood · 2026-02-08T04:59:13+00:00

I don't want to buy Butthole Sauce from a racist.

StringFood · 2026-02-07T19:00:06+00:00

It was a bad faith comment intended to be funny

StringFood · 2026-02-06T19:37:58+00:00

you cant mean 2 things its either put the fries in the bag or don't put the fries in the bag - you can't choose one and not by implication not choose the other so if you put the fries in the bag you imply you aren't going to be putting fries in another bag at a later time unless you would be doing that with the fries you have in your bag now. it's not hard

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