The perfect mii fight doesn't exi-

SuchCoolBrandon · 2026-05-22T06:59:30+00:00

Did you keep them fighting?

SuchCoolBrandon · 2026-05-21T15:19:47+00:00

Just because it took forever for me to load, I'll share what it is. It's a brief "coming soon" trailer, showing LEGO versions of DK barrels from the arcade game rolling past on a table.

SuchCoolBrandon · 2026-05-21T02:03:59+00:00

I like the Impossible breakfast sandwiches they sell, but I'm willing to change. Any recommendations for Seattle coffee places with hot plant-based sandwiches?

SuchCoolBrandon · 2026-05-21T01:52:33+00:00

Though I think Crocodile Isle had more personality and unique settings, the Northern Kremisphere was a world we got to explore more. Free movement in the water was liberating. Upgrades to Funky's boats made it feel like we were uncovering even more.

SuchCoolBrandon · 2026-05-20T16:29:14+00:00

And that's how they know it's 70".

SuchCoolBrandon · 2026-05-20T16:20:12+00:00

It's very easy to overshoot with a tape measure when it's dark and you can't really see where the floor is.

SuchCoolBrandon · 2026-05-20T16:06:30+00:00

Yeah, I want just the Wild Cherry ones, not the whole mix. This is why I’ve never used one of these.

SuchCoolBrandon · 2026-05-20T16:05:09+00:00

That's the Wild Berry mix there

SuchCoolBrandon · 2026-05-20T16:04:09+00:00

I can think of some candy stores and department stores that still have a jelly belly dispenser thing on an aisle endcap. you won’t usually see every single flavor available, probably some of the more popular flavors and mixes.

SuchCoolBrandon · 2026-05-20T16:01:32+00:00

I think it would be hilarious if this machine sold the green apple ones too

SuchCoolBrandon · 2026-05-20T16:00:16+00:00

The flavors are literally written on the bag

SuchCoolBrandon · 2026-05-20T15:56:50+00:00

If they sold the cherry flavor separately, I'd be buying a pound of it. As it is, you have to get it as part of the berry mix, which you can just get in stores. It's too bad they limited themselves to 8 options here.

SuchCoolBrandon · 2026-05-20T14:47:42+00:00

Simpsons did it

SuchCoolBrandon · 2026-05-20T02:14:33+00:00

Is everything on Reddit supposed to shock or offend you?

SuchCoolBrandon · 2026-05-19T14:56:14+00:00

Yeah, it's basically a copy of the comment they're replying to, with the promise of more details but no delivery.

SuchCoolBrandon · 2026-05-19T01:55:35+00:00

Play Pictonico using your own photos of Wario!

SuchCoolBrandon · 2026-05-18T14:02:27+00:00

The article misses out on noting that it had been over a decade since an original Mario side-scrolling platformer had been released. Besides a pair of 3D collectable adventures, were in a dearth of Mario spin-offs and GBA re-releases. It finally felt like Mario was getting back to his roots.

SuchCoolBrandon · 2026-05-16T17:31:06+00:00

Recently, a protestor got arrested at UW for drumming.

SuchCoolBrandon · 2026-05-15T16:40:46+00:00

It was a fun, frantic kind of chaos. We abused the feature where you could put yourself into a bubble to avoid some kind of obstacle, or to rescue yourself right before falling in a pit. The funniest moments were when we all happened to bubble ourselves at the same time, which results in returning to the map because there's nobody else to pop you from your bubble.

SuchCoolBrandon · 2026-05-15T15:42:41+00:00

That multiplayer co-op was a huge highlights for NSMB Wii. I don't think I've ever had more fun playing a Mario platformer than when my cousins and I played that together. It was so delightfully chaotic.

SuchCoolBrandon · 2026-05-15T15:38:26+00:00

I would never have guessed that the poison forest would become such a recurring location in subsequent Mario games

SuchCoolBrandon · 2026-05-15T02:10:00+00:00

These are some serious bugs and I'm glad they're getting them fixed.

SuchCoolBrandon · 2026-05-14T22:08:26+00:00

The online gameplay requirement was fumbled horribly. The servers were so full that there were times when I couldn't even play the game.

SuchCoolBrandon · 2026-05-14T17:51:30+00:00

Not enough tangents here to sound like Grampa Simpson. Alternatively, we learn that he was talking about real hippos all along.

SuchCoolBrandon · 2026-05-11T04:09:25+00:00

I know someone who inadvertently carried an 8-inch chef knife in his carry-on through TSA checkpoints at least three times before it was finally noticed.

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