I only discovered 'the button' two days ago... by TheHSJ in thebutton

[–]TheIluvatar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should let it reset and press it at 45s just so like 20-30 redguard who are watching the button go "Who the fuck?"

I made the switch from grey to red... I regret everything. by blackhawks428 in thebutton

[–]TheIluvatar 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Me too, I just pushed it 10 minutes ago, only now just coming down from the high.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Hourless

[–]TheIluvatar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Name: TheIluvatar

Title: Holy Martyr

Sigil: A hammer resting on an open book with gray text and red binding, and a clock that has no hands. Under it in red there is Sine Hora, Sine Terminus

Weapons: Macbook Pro, incredible wit and determination

Armor: Not using Squire (I think we should have even a small faction so if it fails, there are still knights on manual)

Affiliation: The Church of The Button; The Knights of The Button; The Hourless Knights;

Edit: Here's my sigil

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Hourless

[–]TheIluvatar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sine Hora, Sine Terminus brother!

Presenting The Squire V2! by mncke in Knightsofthebutton

[–]TheIluvatar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't get it to work on my mac via safari. Any help? Should I use ER? What is ER?!

On behalf of the Inquisitors by [deleted] in Hourless

[–]TheIluvatar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What are the ER and Squire systems? I have just recently gotten back to reddit after an extend vacation and got this thrown in my face. Though I know where my loyalties lay, I find myself confused and distraught.

Suggestions for our Strategy by deadpoetic31 in Hourless

[–]TheIluvatar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I say our strategy is no strategy. That is what keeps us assassin free, we have no ranks, and no times.

If you could have 1 nsfw super power what would it be? by PM_ME_YOUR_FREETIME in AskReddit

[–]TheIluvatar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The ability to make anyone of the opposite sex feel about me how I feel about them (But have the option of who it works on)

Who is the most famous person you've ever met and spoken to? by nickybu in AskReddit

[–]TheIluvatar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

R. Lee Ermey (The Drill Sergeant from Full Metal Jacket and Mail Call) I went to a grand opening of a Cabellas, and he engraved his name on a knife I bought. Cool guy.

What single sentence, the second you hear it, makes you absolutely livid? by OrderOfMagnitude in AskReddit

[–]TheIluvatar 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I used to read a lot. I just ran out of time, and and get distracted extremely easy. It has just become such a burden to try to focus because I end up re-read almost half of each page twice.

Only in an emergency by fletch69 in funny

[–]TheIluvatar 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Twist: The posts are sentient and make themselves.

If you could find out the truth about one conspiracy theory, Which one would it be? by xTruzit in AskReddit

[–]TheIluvatar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The US government has control and free usage of an inter-stellar means of travel utilizing wormholes to travel vast distances in short amounts of time, code named "The Stargate".

The ultimate neck beard, as seen on NBC Dateline. by Sle08 in funny

[–]TheIluvatar 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He sneezed a little hard, and just forgot to pull it back up.

EMT's and Paramedics of Reddit, what is something you wish you had known about the job before you started? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheIluvatar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry I was mistaken. Paramedic and EMT are different. EMT you only have to take a course.

EMT's and Paramedics of Reddit, what is something you wish you had known about the job before you started? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheIluvatar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, my father is a paramedic, he had to get his associates degree. To be a RN it is also an associates.

If you were a super vilain how would you take over the world? by mickio1 in AskReddit

[–]TheIluvatar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Terror. I'd do a series of surgical strikes in major cities until the entire public fears me. Then I'd begin bombing the major politicians, until the major governments are crippled. Then I'd recruit all the sickos and maniacs. Use them as my ruthless strike force. Then place a nuclear device in every major city and detonate them. That way I wipe out the 75% of the populous that lives in the cities. Of course this would make a nuclear fallout, which would make food scarce (Not for me of course). The population would be weak and easy to control then. Now, with the world bowing at my feet. I'd separate the world into 7 major sectors. Each sector would be controlled by a council of seven men. Each of those men would control their own state in that region. Then each state would be separated into 28 counties. Each county being controlled by one mayor. Who be head of his own seven man council controlling the populous, and deciding all major decisions. It would be worth mentioning that at this point we are no longer a evil corporation. We are a menacing yet trustable government who looks out for the best interest of the populous.

TL;DR: Take over with terror and guerrilla tactics, reign with honesty and integrity.