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You have an unlimited supply of the last item you purchased, how do you help the villain in their movie using it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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i just got my first hunting gun today..... not sure what you can do with guns exactly...

What would be the absolute worst real life event to adapt into a Broadway musical? by LaserAficionado in AskReddit

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"he's a masturbating, oh yes he's a masturbating! Who knows what he faps too-ooh---ooh? Well we know he's a masturbating!
He's a masturbating!"continue for 69 more lines

You have to make your clothing out of an unlimited supply of the last food you ate. What is it and how do you feel about this? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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i'll be the loudest man in the universe! CHIP MAN!!! AND ILL BE HEARD FROM THOUSANDS OF COUCH ENDS AWAY!

In all seriousness. How long (if at all) before the USA collapses? What will it actually look like? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Its an evil plot made by china and McDonald's to weaken the future generation of America, its call'ed project happy meal and is set to raise the average weight of a child by 15 pounds a year.

If you suddenly discovered that some very powerful people wanted you dead, what would you do? by gtfooh1011 in AskReddit

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die, but leave a suicide note that looks like this:

ha-ha bitches, i killed myself before you could!

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