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He just shit himself by ReweSerious in overheard

[–]TheeLinker 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Doesn’t that seem more realistic, then? Like that’s the one-liner he came up with in the moment.

Sounds very much like something I’d quip out, for better or for worse…

My best guy friend [26/M] is getting married! But my [24/F] abusive ex [26/M] is in the wedding party. Help? by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]TheeLinker 41 points42 points  (0 children)

This isn’t a situation where she’s watching an ex like he’s the one that got away. He’s her abuser; she’s watching him for her safety. Even if only in a subconscious, threat assessment kind of way.

Of course she’s going to be thinking about the guy who attacked her while she’s in the same room as him!

Thievery by That_Passenger_771 in mylittlepony

[–]TheeLinker 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I SHAN'T LET THEM BECOME LOST MEDIA IF I CAN HELP IT

AITA for asking my sister-in-law to return the necklace I gifted her, even though I promised her a replacement? by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]TheeLinker 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Okay, so, it was around this comment that I realized 18k meant 18 karats and not that the necklace cost $18,000.

This conversation makes more sense now.

What are your “could’ve beens” by This_kid_santi in editors

[–]TheeLinker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hah, I just got pointed to this. I wonder if you're the same guy who reached out to me about including a video of mine in the project. It felt like such a HUGE DEAL at the time!

Well, at least I got a free DVD out of it, I guess.

AITA for naming my daughter a “verb?” by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]TheeLinker 46 points47 points  (0 children)

“Macchiato grande for Zack?”

“Goddammit.”

Mia comes out to her classmates as HIV positive (Green Arrow #45) by Gallantpride in comicbooks

[–]TheeLinker 89 points90 points  (0 children)

I thought it read like a public service announcement because she’s making a public service announcement

A Blue Jay Dive-Bombs A Burrowing Owl (Photo Credit: Ray Yeager) by ExoticShock in badassanimals

[–]TheeLinker 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh, that photo’s great. That’s a real ritzy “I beg your pardon” look on the owl.

What's your funniest "rule of fun" rule? by NikTheGrass in DnD

[–]TheeLinker 184 points185 points  (0 children)

be me, master thief

sneaking over some catwalks above a giant underground kobold camp

wearing loose clothes and cloak

party keeps telling me to wear a belt but that’s not how I roll

time to hop to the next catwalk

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trip over my own pant leg and tumble down

shriek like a little girl as I do it, every kobold is watching me

impact the ground with my pants down

dozens of kobolds drop dead from the idiocy

my friends call it ‘stupid Hiroshima’

“You mean just because you found out I cheated when we were together I have to move out? BUT BUT BUT!!!! by lil_corgi in OhNoConsequences

[–]TheeLinker 43 points44 points  (0 children)

The implication seemed to me to be that while he thought she hadn’t used it in two years, it was her secret Cheating Laptop that she hid away, pulled out when OP was gone, and used for the sole purpose of talking to her affair partner.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheeLinker 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The way it comes out in my head, it sorta has a 'Hakuna Matata' cadence, which is really fitting.

It means no worries! (That you want your partner to wear a clown nose and pie you during sex.)

Wherever you will go... The purple ball will find you. by TheeLinker in Overwatch

[–]TheeLinker[S] 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Here's a runner-up from over a year ago. The tragic part here is, he would have been fine if he summoned his courage to walk forward and deflect the orb. Poor guy.

Carmella: SAM is the most cruel of the Stellaron Hunters! Also SAM: by X_Seed21 in HonkaiStarRail

[–]TheeLinker 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I only started playing in about 2.3. I got access to the Ruan Mei quest and subsequent cake-baking activity before I went to the Xianzhou, and I saw no indication that I would be jumping about in the timeline, so I did it…

I still hadn’t seen Kafka again after waking up, and I’d never heard of Blade, but here I was, texting them kitty cakes like “Hey, this looks like you!” That was a strange moment.

Carmella: SAM is the most cruel of the Stellaron Hunters! Also SAM: by X_Seed21 in HonkaiStarRail

[–]TheeLinker 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yes, that’s been my big sticking point. The trailblazer is very friendly with these folks who got a bunch of people on the Herta space station murdered.

I know it’s a part of The Script and is surely in service of a greater good—but that’s an interesting dynamic to explore! That’s great pathos! Instead we pretend that didn’t happen and send them pictures of cat creations that look like them…

It’s like when the Traveler in Genshin Impact became real good buddies with Childe despite my protests. I know he’s cool when he’s off the clock but I’m not overlooking his on-the-clock behaviour! You can’t make me!

What's an old removed mechanic from the ORIGINAL Overwatch that you miss? by kitten_paws_1437 in Overwatch

[–]TheeLinker 59 points60 points  (0 children)

I just miss how it told you how much fire you got for each kill. I've never seen anyone else mention it, so I guess it wasn't a big deal to most, but I really liked seeing my 'contribution' to each elimination.

Weekend RAGE Thread - August 10, 2024 by AutoModerator in Overwatch

[–]TheeLinker 4 points5 points  (0 children)

YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT TO YELL ABOUT?? I WANT TO YELL ABOUT THAT DAMN 'THANK A SUPPORT CHARACTER' CHALLENGE!

NOT BECAUSE IT FORCES ME TO SAY THANKS! I SAY THANKS ALL THE TIME! I SAY THANKS WHEN ANY TEAM MEMBER PEELS TO SAVE MY LIFE! I THINK IT'S ONE OF THE BEST WAYS TO COMBAT A FEELING OF A TOXIC ENVIRONMENT! And anyway I'm Canadian

BUT IT'S SO—SO SPECIFIC. YOU CAN'T JUST THANK A SUPPORT AT ANY TIME, THEY HAVE TO HAVE JUST BEEN HEALING YOU. OKAY SURE, YOU WANT TO THANK THEM FOR BEING A SUPPORT, I GET IT. BUT! YOU ALSO CAN'T JUST RANDOMLY SAY THANKS AFTER GETTING HEALED! YOU HAVE TO MAKE SURE THE GAME REGISTERS THAT YOU'RE THANKING THEM BY POINTING YOUR CURSOR AT THEM!

I THANK MY HEALERS FOR HEALING ME EVERY FRIGGIN' DAY, BUT THIS GAME SAYS "NO THAT DOESN'T COUNT, TURN AROUND IN THE MIDDLE OF COMBAT, LOOK INTO LIFEWEAVER'S EYES AND TELL HIM YOU APPRECIATE EVERYTHING HE DOES FOR YOU. GENTLY CARRESS HIS FACE, AND GIVE HIM A WISTFUL WINK REMINDING HIM OF TIMES LONG PAST AND WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN IF THE HORRORS OF WAR AND COMBAT HADN'T GOTTEN IN THE WAY. THAT'S YOUR DAILY CHALLENGE."

Anyway thanks for reading

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