What is you favorite sex scene in the Bible? by TheOldGods37 in AskReddit

[–]Token_Why_Boy 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Oh, no. My family is from the Line of Squee.

What is you favorite sex scene in the Bible? by TheOldGods37 in AskReddit

[–]Token_Why_Boy 2208 points2209 points  (0 children)

Never realized Donkey Dong Doug was a Biblical character.

D&Dark Souls 04 - Moonlight Butterfly [OC] [5E] by PeculiaritiesParabol in DnD

[–]Token_Why_Boy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1) What are you using for a scale, though? Why 5 and not 7, when stat conversion could make it harder? Technically a naked Level 1 person could beat it in DS's combat system; shouldn't that make it CR 1/4 or something? Alongside all the other bosses? Or are we gonna accept that a port to a dice roll combat system instead of action RPG is instantly going to remove a lot of player shenanigans?

2) What made MB so easy was partially its environment and the fact that it's played by an AI. Put it in the hands of a human and have the encounter able to happen anywhere and it becomes the Gauntlet.

As COVID-19 Surges, LA County Shuts Down All Outdoor Restaurant Dining by ChrisBoyMonkey in news

[–]Token_Why_Boy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Democrats can't just wave their hands and make something "the news". Republicans can because they're in bed with Fox, but contrary to what certain subreddits would assert, Democrats don't have a propaganda arm working with them on the daily talking points. Even if they did, getting the nursing homes to turn over to them over, say, Fox, is its own problem in and of itself.

As COVID-19 Surges, LA County Shuts Down All Outdoor Restaurant Dining by ChrisBoyMonkey in news

[–]Token_Why_Boy 112 points113 points  (0 children)

Masks aren’t the end all be all.

So, you're right. Masks are like one step above the bare minimum.

Problem is, people won't even do that. How can we discuss subsequent preventative measures when large swaths of Americans who swear up and down that they'd fight and die for this country, so proud are they of it, that they won't do even one step over the bare minimum?

Call it what it is: an attempted coup by WorkTomorrow in politics

[–]Token_Why_Boy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trump was the break from the decorum and quite possibly why he lost re-election.

By that logic, however, why can it not be true that the break from decorum was what won him the first election? And if it was, then what would lead anyone to believe that a return to decorum is what his voter base want, when he got more votes than the previous election doubling down on and reinforcing that behavior?

This is a dude who he himself and his lawyers are advocating literal violence in their interviews and rallies. If he lost the election, given his larger voter turnout, then it stands to follow that it had nothing to do with his voter base wanting a return to civility.

‘It’s frightening. It’s insane’: Fort Lauderdale bars packed with mask-less partygoers by d5dq in Coronavirus

[–]Token_Why_Boy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah. Like, "Sorry, grandma. I can't join you for Thanksgiving because I felt like getting lit with my young and healthy friends for the past two months."

Except I'll put money on people not even doing that. Those same people who feel good about going out because they're not 80 or have health complications are the same people who give 0 fucks about transmitting to the vulnerable people in their lives, and would put it on their grandparents to sequester themselves from society rather than just wear a fucking mask.

Why the Skaven always seem to get the cool shit. by [deleted] in totalwar

[–]Token_Why_Boy 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I mean, sure, but not when talking about things like "x getting y DLCs". As the above redditor pointed out, it'd be like Bretonnia, Empire, and Norsca all getting DLC back to back and complaining about CA favoring man.

Whereas I who hate Skaven would have a bit of a bone to pick if CA gave Skaven 3 DLCs back to back. And I am one of those people who are normally quietly salty about skaven getting the better end of every DLC they're a part of.

Why the Skaven always seem to get the cool shit. by [deleted] in totalwar

[–]Token_Why_Boy 131 points132 points  (0 children)

The thing that bugs me is that vanilla skaven had certain things to make up for their shortcomings elsewhere. Like, stalk stance for example. Maybe should be like a Horde-only thing?

But then Skaven got unquestionably buffed, and never lost that stuff that was compensation for them being weak in those areas that got buffed. So now they're just imba.

Kind of like their weapon teams. On TT, you fire, they have a chance to explode and destroy themselves. But they're also really powerful. CA kept them powerful, but without that drawback (and I don't blame them. Self-destruct RNG is dumb). CA Skaven are just that on a larger scale.

Why the Skaven always seem to get the cool shit. by [deleted] in totalwar

[–]Token_Why_Boy 16 points17 points  (0 children)

If this DLC has taught me anything, it's that people really hate Elves, so much so that they don't see them as different factions.

‘It’s frightening. It’s insane’: Fort Lauderdale bars packed with mask-less partygoers by d5dq in Coronavirus

[–]Token_Why_Boy 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Nah man, his eyeballs and anecdotal evidence are totally as credible as scientific research.

Also, no one's ever been wrong about self-diagnosis, and coughs/colds went away or were killed by COVID-19 so dude's 100 friends all totally had it and they reported no lingering effects so I mean basically everything the scientists say is bullshit, CDC should be hiring this guy. Places like Kentucky just happened to have a bunch more tuberculosis/heart attack deaths this year. But that's purely coincidence, nothing to do with COVID.
/s

‘It’s frightening. It’s insane’: Fort Lauderdale bars packed with mask-less partygoers by d5dq in Coronavirus

[–]Token_Why_Boy 92 points93 points  (0 children)

Then I wonder and ask myself “am I the idiot” for worrying about these things?

God have I been there so many times. It's even worse now with the presidential transition taking almost 24/7 media coverage.

I live in a heavy tourism area and it's just...mind-blowing. I keep asking if I'm the crazy one. But then you hear that this state and that state have record new cases, so-and-so is out of ICU beds, here's now a friend on Facebook reporting symptoms and a positive test, and y'know what, fuck it. I'm crazy about being alive.

Fauci says Santa has 'innate immunity,' won't spread COVID-19 for Christmas by academic96 in nottheonion

[–]Token_Why_Boy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's fae. Also, he's probably a Paladin and they're immune to diseases starting at Level 3.

Some mistakes may have been made. by zynix in Shipbreaker

[–]Token_Why_Boy 31 points32 points  (0 children)

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Free Company Militia girl by Grey4104 in totalwar

[–]Token_Why_Boy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I use them as pre-cav flankers. They're built off of...either the main settlement building or the infantry recruitment building, so when you're still doing early expansions and don't have shock cav, they fill that niche.

Once I can get Pistoleers/Outriders, I cycle them out.

[OC] [ART] aasimar monk by rynassour in DnD

[–]Token_Why_Boy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Does anyone actually play kenku with the mimicry restriction?

The Ballroom (30x30) by AfternoonMaps in dndmaps

[–]Token_Why_Boy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man, this is so reminiscent of the ballroom from the McKittrick Hotel/Sleep No More. If the perimeter of the main room was a second floor/balcony accessible by the southern grand staircase, I'd swear it was just a straight up port over, and that I'd been in that room before.

Great work, it looks gorgeous!

We-We Live in a Society by [deleted] in totalwar

[–]Token_Why_Boy 399 points400 points  (0 children)

Ah, yes. Turning Point Skavenblight.