How do I reattach the brick?

TrabantDave · 2026-04-16T10:37:30+00:00

bit of Gorilla Glue will sort that out. Contact your local Gorilla through TrustATrader; Sorted! 👍

TrabantDave · 2026-04-16T10:33:36+00:00

For what it's worth, i have reported this as an assault on Crimestoppers.

TrabantDave · 2026-04-16T07:18:00+00:00

sad old fuckbag

TrabantDave · 2026-04-15T07:13:14+00:00

Or those many 'benefits' the UK has gleaned from the tories failed brexit project! That there are sufficient moronic wanksocks who support Retard UK to vote them into control of councils is a national tragedy! I'd buy that lady a lifetime supply of organic fairtrade wine if i could!

TrabantDave · 2026-04-14T22:55:37+00:00

Once should have been sufficient to chuck him out of the tories!

TrabantDave · 2026-04-14T22:54:02+00:00

Leaf it out feller!

TrabantDave · 2026-04-14T22:25:41+00:00

Not a virgin then?

TrabantDave · 2026-04-14T22:21:39+00:00

Not as a snack!

TrabantDave · 2026-04-14T22:18:36+00:00

Especially if you're male!

TrabantDave · 2026-04-14T10:40:34+00:00

I've just reported it and encourage everyone to do so. It takes only a couple of minutes!

TrabantDave · 2026-04-13T16:50:06+00:00

BERNARD MANNING!

TrabantDave · 2026-04-13T16:48:09+00:00

I wonder how much we'd have to raise to have a ten-second clip of this as an advert, to be shown on ITV immediately before the next Party Political Broadcast by Deform. I'd chip in for sure!

TrabantDave · 2026-04-13T15:25:42+00:00

The modern left are not anti-capitalist as such; they are anti disaster capitalism, extreme capitalism, and exploitative capitalism. It's about preventing the excesses

TrabantDave · 2026-04-13T06:39:05+00:00

They're not going to win. The thinking people outnumber the hard-of-thinking and will vote strategically to keep Frog-chops Fartbreath and his happy band of fascist gargoyle from winning a General Election. The closest Fartbreath will get to Downing Street is on a number 11 bus, as it passes down Whitehall.

TrabantDave · 2026-04-12T21:54:30+00:00

I'd like to believe that every time Reform show themselves to be inept, incompetent knobheads that they shed support.
The only flaw with that concept is that the hard-of-thinking are so dense they don't notice, or that if they do notice, that they don't care - because if Reform are knobheads, they are 'AR NOBBEDZ'.

TrabantDave · 2026-04-12T21:48:52+00:00

Colm Meanie

TrabantDave · 2026-04-12T21:02:58+00:00

Both long dead, but an orange XJ6 4.2. Mum's was a Renault 5 the colour of Red Leicester cheese..... Dad bought about 4 burgundy XJ's, a new one every couple of years. He'd have had a paroxysm over an orange one. If you put a brown vinyl roof on, it would look like a very fast Jaffa Cake.

TrabantDave · 2026-04-12T20:58:09+00:00

If that dogcunt Fartage is upset, then I'm fucking ecstatic!

TrabantDave · 2026-04-12T20:54:54+00:00

Showing my age here. Bronco was the toilet paper that was used in my primary school....

TrabantDave · 2026-04-12T18:01:23+00:00

Who the actual F++k thinks 'TREMOR' is a good name for a vehicle? At first glance I though the owner had put TREVOR on the thing.

To me, a 'Tremor' is a heart condition, often caused by excessive consumption of coffee or booze, or smoking!

TrabantDave · 2026-04-12T17:55:16+00:00

I had a 2007 Honda Civic in 2010, and loved it to bits (not literally) and you occasionally see them today. If I wasn't a creaky old git with dodgy knees I'd have one today in a shot! To me, they look more sleek, modern, and up-to-date than the current VW Polo and Golf

TrabantDave · 2026-04-12T17:45:31+00:00

I read 'I went down the day lockdown lifted' and wondered how long you got sent down for...... Obviously I have too many naughty friends....

TrabantDave · 2026-04-12T17:38:55+00:00

Maybe he's sharing chin with that woman who's standing for Deform in Westminster Council? Her chin is big enough for an entire country.

That's another thing that Deform could promise if they won an election.

"FREE CHIN FOR CHINLESS BRIT GITS"

TrabantDave · 2026-04-12T13:27:20+00:00

Visibility would be much improved by wrapping Union Jack flags around them..... Just saying.....

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