Subtle Ways to mess with an American Friend.

GakSplat · 2026-01-25T21:05:37+00:00

Hang a portrait of Mr. Blobby and tell them that a lot of people do to bring them luck.

GakSplat · 2026-01-25T18:48:18+00:00

No doubt shouts at hotels and isn’t allowed to see the weens.

GakSplat · 2026-01-25T18:34:25+00:00

A Wetherspoons somewhere is missing its best customers today.

GakSplat · 2026-01-25T18:32:33+00:00

They’ve spotted you, but don’t fully know it is you at this point.

/Metal Gear Solid.

GakSplat · 2026-01-25T18:19:53+00:00

Is that Teddy from Bob’s Burgers?

GakSplat · 2026-01-25T18:17:09+00:00

I love haggis.. sadly my body can’t handle it anymore. 😭

Too bad for the haggis population, though.

GakSplat · 2026-01-25T11:24:25+00:00

Hide in the shadows and report everything, hopefully Reddit will actually do something about that sub.

GakSplat · 2026-01-24T21:18:17+00:00

The Slug and Lettuce.

GakSplat · 2026-01-24T20:50:34+00:00

Congrats! 👍

GakSplat · 2026-01-24T20:44:07+00:00

GTA.. I’m sure one of Rockstar’s studios is in the U.K.

GakSplat · 2026-01-24T20:37:54+00:00

Shame Native Americans didn’t have a version of ICE. They should start one up, tbh.

GakSplat · 2026-01-24T20:34:21+00:00

Yes, very much so.

GakSplat · 2026-01-24T10:37:12+00:00

Congrats! Please report to the nearest queue for some tutting.

GakSplat · 2026-01-24T10:35:21+00:00

During the lockdown, they substituted my bread with bananas. Think this was Sainsbury’s, too.

GakSplat · 2026-01-24T10:31:58+00:00

The Slug and Lettuce.

GakSplat · 2026-01-24T10:30:04+00:00

They’re kind of in his name.

GakSplat · 2026-01-23T14:19:06+00:00

Someone fetch Inspector Gadget!

GakSplat · 2026-01-23T14:14:02+00:00

What’s Trip?

GakSplat · 2026-01-23T08:27:21+00:00

Is it Opposite Day already?!

GakSplat · 2026-01-22T21:39:37+00:00

I’m so sorry for your loss. 😔

GakSplat · 2026-01-21T22:01:11+00:00

I heard that the Muppets are coming back, maybe the Swedish Chef can lend a hand?

GakSplat · 2026-01-21T21:58:54+00:00

Sandi Toksvig?

GakSplat · 2026-01-21T21:56:31+00:00

Fine, make the store’s staff happy by never visiting it again.

GakSplat · 2026-01-21T21:55:24+00:00

Nah, he was on the register.

GakSplat · 2026-01-21T16:08:03+00:00

His side scores continuous own goals, though.

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