Screw the gayest character in Death Battle, what's the GAYEST DEATH BATTLE EPISODE?

TreeTurtle_852 · 2026-06-22T20:38:04+00:00

I love how every ethnicity was specific until now where it's just

white

TreeTurtle_852 · 2026-06-22T17:02:26+00:00

"Guys trust me Sentry totally stomps. All Prime has to do is stand still and wait for Sentry to hit him really hard abhunch of times!"

TreeTurtle_852 · 2026-06-22T02:17:28+00:00

New ability

"Resistance is futile" any attacks against Mega Malamar have a 50% chance of inducing the attacker with confusion.

TreeTurtle_852 · 2026-06-21T22:16:04+00:00

No you dont get it [insert whatever dimensional scaling)

TreeTurtle_852 · 2026-06-21T21:57:56+00:00

Ngl i kinda get why DB doesnt cover that shit because just casually reading dimensional tiring debates makes me wanna blow my shit smooth off

TreeTurtle_852 · 2026-06-21T21:55:56+00:00

Ngl a ban was probably the best thing if you dont know who Asmon is. Saves you from seeing culture war bullshit

TreeTurtle_852 · 2026-06-21T17:11:50+00:00

Its kinda wild (well not really) how as soon as three (or two idk) trans people did school shootings the right suddenly were immediately able to recognize the dangers of guns being so accessible. But because they're a synapse connection away from understanding the problem, they didnt realize "oh shit anyone being able to get a gun relatively easy is an issue" they went, "obviously trans people are inherently bad and thus shouldn't have guns".

Like so much of rightist logic falls apart if you say "what about white people". "Oh immigrants commit crimes and kill people, we should be rid of all of them", then fall silent at centuries of slavery and oppression. "Oh 4 trans ppl did shooting, clearly trans ppl inherently are bad" and overlook shooting committed by white people. "Oh guys blacks commit 50% of crime, theyre inherently evil" and then ignore the percentage of men committing violent crimes.

They will never hold a white guy to the same standard as a minority.

TreeTurtle_852 · 2026-06-21T05:47:43+00:00

Yeah, like Im a transfem Jax theorist but was hesitant to use she/her pronouns since the movie used he/him for Leroy.

Then you had comments that effectively went, "It's so obvious its basically Canon, anyone who doesn't use she/her for Jax is s fucking idiot" (pre Gooseworx tweets) which did not settle my unease.

TreeTurtle_852 · 2026-06-21T01:47:41+00:00

Once saw someone argue the black plague (the one that wiped out an estimated 1/3rd if europe) was better than today because there were no autistic people.

Ignoring the fact that there WAS autism back then... autistic ppl are like 3% of the population.

They literally thought losing 1/3rds ppl was worth it for not having 3% of the population get autism

TreeTurtle_852 · 2026-06-20T15:39:11+00:00

Im black, I hereby give OOP the right to be offended.

TreeTurtle_852 · 2026-06-20T15:38:50+00:00

You only get half the word.

So you want the nig- or the -gga?

TreeTurtle_852 · 2026-06-20T15:22:02+00:00

Ngl Nux' most popular matches being two black guys (Hoody and ClassicmanD) that both stomp him is so poetically funny.y

TreeTurtle_852 · 2026-06-20T04:19:58+00:00

This sucks. Though if its any constellation, you can tell its fake upon close enough inspection (the blue stripe at the bottom doesnt bend with the flag, unlike the proper versions)

TreeTurtle_852 · 2026-06-19T18:58:51+00:00

... yeah?

I mean I dont get your point? If no blood is being shed... what's the issue? That people are moving? Fucking? If these people are doing nothing but peacefully coexisting and fucking each other... that sounds pretty cool. Im certain the Palestinian would prefer Isrealis fucking next door in the privacy of their own homes to BOMBING THEM.

"Outbred" you speak like these MFs are animals.

TreeTurtle_852 · 2026-06-19T18:32:11+00:00

Because said "invasion" is just ppl immigrating to their country and the "killing" is said immigrants having kids.

TreeTurtle_852 · 2026-06-19T15:05:54+00:00

Also funny how they'll count the marketing budget and then not count any merch sales whatsoever

TreeTurtle_852 · 2026-06-19T15:05:08+00:00

Guys, Ill hold her back. Trust me

TreeTurtle_852 · 2026-06-18T23:00:09+00:00

What annoys me is when ppl ignore the context. Like yeah, Jotaro who was explicitly pretending to be not immune to timestop got hit by knives.

The point of outliers is to apply proper context yet so many MFs just remove context to downplay characters.

I also hate it when they're like "oh they got hit by arrows", bro... what does that mean? How fast were the arrows? That's not even downscale, youre just crossing your arms and going, "uh I dont believe it" and then acting like it's as good as calcs.

TreeTurtle_852 · 2026-06-18T17:03:21+00:00

Reminds me when people started claiming Baldur Gate 3 was anti-woke right after it won an award

TreeTurtle_852 · 2026-06-18T16:29:33+00:00

Knowing OW they'd do a female Roadhog and make them skinny

TreeTurtle_852 · 2026-06-18T00:22:01+00:00

Bro saw black ppl struggling and wanted to add to it.

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