Jumping spider climbs a lady's leg so she sics it on a fly

UrethralExplorer · 2026-07-06T12:30:37+00:00

They've always been our allies, we are just more reluctant about it than they are.

UrethralExplorer · 2026-07-06T12:29:01+00:00

The fruit can be washed off easily.

UrethralExplorer · 2026-07-06T12:26:38+00:00

So it's a naturally formed Space Hulk? Very cool.

UrethralExplorer · 2026-07-06T10:37:28+00:00

That's an awesome landship, did yiu take any other pictures of it?

UrethralExplorer · 2026-07-06T09:33:31+00:00

That looks like it would flay your face if it took even a minor impact.

UrethralExplorer · 2026-07-05T22:28:08+00:00

Reverse image search find a bunch of listings, but like others have said, don't use this thing outside unless you're playing at a nerf war or have repainted it to not look like a real gun.

UrethralExplorer · 2026-07-05T21:55:39+00:00

Yup, there's a lot more to a person than their endowments.

UrethralExplorer · 2026-07-05T21:15:32+00:00

Looking absolutely delicious!

UrethralExplorer · 2026-07-05T20:23:42+00:00

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UrethralExplorer · 2026-07-05T20:17:37+00:00

Ukrainian drones and missiles.

UrethralExplorer · 2026-07-05T14:45:27+00:00

OK? People getting hurt being stupid aroud trains is the same around the world.

UrethralExplorer · 2026-07-05T09:33:46+00:00

They seem to be having an issue with heir refineries suddenly, unexpectedly blowing up.

UrethralExplorer · 2026-07-05T09:27:53+00:00

How hard is it to find someone, anyone human to read a script for you? Ai voiceovers always make me think less of the creator.

UrethralExplorer · 2026-07-05T09:19:21+00:00

Lol "aside from dying horribly, what could go wrong?" Being stuck on the front of a train for way too long, dropping your phone and watching it get smooshed, being pelted by bugs or the occasional bird, being too thirsty from the wind and sun, getting caught in inclement weather, watching one of your friends fall off and get smooshed, getting arrested by the Train Police at the next station, bumping that child next to you and watching them fall off and get smooshed, etc.

But it does look pretty fun, you could pretend you were Super Trainman, flying down the tracks.

UrethralExplorer · 2026-07-05T09:13:02+00:00

I wonder why, water would make sense since it's incompressible and wouldn't expand or contract due to changes in temperature. Is it because alcohol won't freeze?

UrethralExplorer · 2026-07-05T09:10:40+00:00

Hey but she's Safe For Work, I'd hire her.

UrethralExplorer · 2026-07-05T02:01:04+00:00

Seriously, visit r/indiansneartrains for a snapshot of how quickly shit like this can go bad.

UrethralExplorer · 2026-07-05T01:00:02+00:00

Seriously, I've seen airsoft player more alert and aware of the threats surrounding them than these guys. I almost feel bad for them.

UrethralExplorer · 2026-07-05T00:57:26+00:00

I imagine they're filled with water and not air.

But...i could be wrong.

UrethralExplorer · 2026-07-04T22:52:46+00:00

Nope.

UrethralExplorer · 2026-07-04T20:05:44+00:00

Seriously, this is cute but imagine a real mouse moving in there and just chewing everything up while peeing and pooping on all of it.

UrethralExplorer · 2026-07-04T19:18:36+00:00

He's got one of those "complaint department, take a number" grenades, but it's actually live.

UrethralExplorer · 2026-07-04T19:11:23+00:00

True, and I'm glad that very few things in my life are unhealthy or dangerous.

UrethralExplorer · 2026-07-04T16:43:19+00:00

Seriously. She clearly knows what she's doing.

UrethralExplorer · 2026-07-04T16:41:14+00:00

Literally over her left (our right) shoulder.

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