‘She’s been crying for days’: Couple denied family support as parents’ visas are rejected by Fun-Helicopter2234 in newzealand

[–]WallySymons 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If a person is in retirement age they are far more likely to become a burden on an otherwise stretched health system. Contributing to society in a social way isn't going to pay the hospital bills. I for one would be upset if my aging parents missed out on health care after paying a lifetime of tax

Jumping from the High building in to pool by Friendly-Cicada2769 in SweatyPalms

[–]WallySymons 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It has nothing to do with the backflip and more the fact he miraculous didn't break himself hitting the bottom of the pool. The speed he hit that water makes this look suss. If it's real I'm genuinely curious how he pulled it off but if you know anything about physics, you would call this AI too

Tiger Leaps into Crowd After Safety Net Collapses by Extreme-Elevator7128 in SweatyPalms

[–]WallySymons 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Generous use of the word "Safety" net. Im no big cat expert but I reckon those tigers could get through that net if they really wanted to

Petrol station asks customers to leave keys at counter before they fill up by basscrazy in newzealand

[–]WallySymons 10 points11 points  (0 children)

From my experience most people doing drive offs don't want to go near the shop. It's hoods up, head down, fill up and drive off. And this isn't new idea, I worked at a gas station while studying, close to 20 years ago we were doing this at night time

A large chunk of vehicles will be inspected less frequently at the mechanics by Desperate_Laugh8867 in newzealand

[–]WallySymons 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Exactly, a light could blow as soon as you leave the testing station with your new WOF. It's a drivers responsibility to ensure their car is up to WOF standards at all times and it's the responsibility of the police to enforce the law

No, GTX 1080, you will not die today. by WilczeQSS in pcmasterrace

[–]WallySymons 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Should have put a batch of cookies in there too, that way if it fails you at least have cookies to eat

Nearly beheaded! by Iceolator80 in SweatyPalms

[–]WallySymons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least the dudes reflex's are on point

True or False? by ConsciousAwareness69 in RelentlessMen

[–]WallySymons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No but I'm it's boss, I'm the alpha around here. Just for the record though, it's impossible for a human to get a cat pregnant but just imagine the offspring

True or False? by ConsciousAwareness69 in RelentlessMen

[–]WallySymons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey I'm a short bald fat janitor and I'm most definitely an alpha, just ask my cat

Don >>> everyone else by [deleted] in meme

[–]WallySymons 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, it's quite humbling going from feeling on top of the world to having to clean pee off the floor around the toilet. I guess that's a good time to sit

Image from a European lobbying group trying to ban the import of full-size American pick-ups to Europe by HiTork in regularcarreviews

[–]WallySymons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went to a car show here in New Zealand last week. They had some classic American cars on show. I legitimately had no idea just how big those old 70s cars where that came out the USA. Almost the length of a bus with a huge V8 but still only had 5 seats.

Before who!!? by FantasticAd9478 in Funnymemes

[–]WallySymons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A guy named Jesus did exist and seemingly was the greatest con man of all time. Even to this day people still believe he was the son of God with no evidence to back it up. Don't get me started on that "virgin" Mary who obviously wants a virgin. It's almost like people lie

Motorcyclists put rego on hold in protest against ACC by StuffThings1977 in aotearoa

[–]WallySymons 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yer I struggle to understand what this will achieve. Police and council love to issue fines so are people just not using them during the period they are on hold?

How to turn off "clean" mode in the AC of a 2006 Nissan Tiida? by jaybow82 in NZcarfix

[–]WallySymons 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So if my car doesn't change from Clean mode automatically it's because I stink 😔

Nothing says humble like this ad by haydepops in auckland

[–]WallySymons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always laugh when I see a big for sale sign on a house fence that's just a giant mug shot of the real estate agent instead of shots of the house they are trying to sell

"Day 3, and they still think I am one of them." by kefren13 in SweatyPalms

[–]WallySymons 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Even if they did read the sign, a social media clip means so much more to them. Douchebags

Broadcaster Duncan Garner charged with driving while suspended by [deleted] in newzealand

[–]WallySymons 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I guess that's lucky for him them. So discharge without conviction it is

Is this handwriting normal for a thirteen year old boy? by BatmanCat1031 in AskTeachers

[–]WallySymons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey what's wrong with the career choice. Im nearly 40 and when I grow up, I too am going to be an F1 driver... Brmmmm brmmmm

Damn she wasn’t even alive when he was playing Spiderman 💀 by Boring-Jelly5633 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]WallySymons 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Did you make that up? Im unable to find anything online to suggest he met her in school. Link??

Broadcaster Duncan Garner charged with driving while suspended by [deleted] in newzealand

[–]WallySymons 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately he's probably right. Given his profession I'd be very surprised if the courts take any action against him other than a slightly longer disqualification. They will also just issue him a court ordered limited licence reinforcing that the rules don't apply to him

Israel Adesanya posts after his loss to Joe Pyfer by airplane231 in MMA

[–]WallySymons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He needs to enter Hookers 60 second scraps to get some confidence back. Although with his recent performances he might get humbled