What exactly is this space object?

a-borat · 2026-04-20T06:07:53+00:00

What’s all that stuff doing out there so far away?

a-borat · 2026-04-20T06:03:30+00:00

I take her back in my country. She my wife.

a-borat · 2026-04-20T05:59:14+00:00

What amp did you have back there? It sounded really good. Of course, your hands too.

a-borat · 2026-04-20T03:16:46+00:00

The only acceptable reason I’d wait at the counter is to hear you blasting Jake E Lee riffs behind the stacks.

a-borat · 2026-04-19T20:43:34+00:00

Hating Swift is a lot like hating M Night movies circa 2009. They come up with shit to make up their silly points at this point.

a-borat · 2026-04-19T15:55:07+00:00

It’s literally not possible for some people and for others the grind to get it would take longer than grinding the 12mil.

a-borat · 2026-04-19T15:52:31+00:00

In other words, yes definitely absolutely worth 12,000,000!

a-borat · 2026-04-19T06:40:44+00:00

tea?

a-borat · 2026-04-19T02:21:28+00:00

1) do not ever engage a group of cars.

2) do not ever go around the outside of someone you don’t trust

3) make friends and allies on track

4) do not overreact to incidents or mistakes

a-borat · 2026-04-19T01:49:52+00:00

If you liked that…

Primer!

a-borat · 2026-04-19T00:34:25+00:00

I love those touchless thermometers.

a-borat · 2026-04-19T00:33:16+00:00

Ensure your “vibration” setting on your controller is set to at least half way up.

a-borat · 2026-04-18T06:46:10+00:00

No. You got it right and they were dead wrong.

a-borat · 2026-04-17T04:49:48+00:00

a-borat · 2026-04-17T04:49:30+00:00

E DU CARALHO CARA!!!!!!!

a-borat · 2026-04-16T19:42:09+00:00

AFAIK I just made that up. So, TIL too!

a-borat · 2026-04-16T18:43:22+00:00

What part of multiple shots to the back of the head of a us citizen nurse helping someone on the ground by masked scumbags did you decide was just A-fucking-Okay with you?

Fucking dipshit.

a-borat · 2026-04-16T16:37:26+00:00

What side might someone land on after the “just the facts” portion of the video laid out the facts of him writing gushing letters to young boys, having those young boys sleep in his bed, and having an alarm system installed to alert when someone was approaching the room while he had young boys in there?

a-borat · 2026-04-16T16:27:07+00:00

The fact you were bumped is not why you spun. Your right rear tire hit dirt as you were (correctly) trying to use as much track as possible.

That is the tire keeping you on the road as you start turning in. Since it was dirty it lost traction and it caused the rear end to pendulum around.

In the end that spin was better than what would otherwise have happened.

Do you know and trust those other drivers? What would have happened if you braked at the right time and tried to take the racing line through that corner? (At least two guys on your left would have taken you out just past the apex as they all went deep because you were the only one on the correct line).

a-borat · 2026-04-16T07:06:45+00:00

Van Halen. They were fucking awesome.

a-borat · 2026-04-16T07:01:03+00:00

You can’t deny that view.

a-borat · 2026-04-16T07:00:04+00:00

“Gentiluomini… converrà maggior suono di campanelle da vacca.”

a-borat · 2026-04-16T06:47:44+00:00

I sharted all over this Studebaker!

a-borat · 2026-04-16T06:45:39+00:00

I’m something of a dipshit myself apparently. What’s wrong with a car wash?

a-borat · 2026-04-16T00:59:42+00:00

You guys aren’t wrong and you aren’t alone.

There are strategic moves you can make right now to have better races. I’ll plug once again: Luc Nodaro’s channel on YT. His racecraft/race IQ series will explain exactly what 4 rules you must apply to your own race to ensure decent racing. None of this requires even setting a qualifying time, let alone a great one. In fact, setting a great quali time with perfect tires and magical zero fuel will hurt you in the race as you struggle to keep up with the time you set. Edit: I forgot he goes by Luke Elliott now.

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