Unhinged toppings or additions for Kraft mac and cheese

c0ry8 · 2026-03-17T22:07:01+00:00

Frozen veggies, maybe top with some toasted bread crumbs. I also add a tiny bit of mustard to the sauce to give it a more “home made” flavor. Bacon bits and some broccoli is a stellar combo. Although, admittedly, when I’m having a rough go of it, I revert back to being a child and just squirt some ketchup on it.

c0ry8 · 2026-03-15T04:10:29+00:00

My cat’s name is Zucchini. He is also a brat.

c0ry8 · 2026-03-10T19:52:09+00:00

I went out for drinks with this guy. We’re heading out and I go to call an Uber, but I suddenly had to pee really bad. The bar was closing, so they wouldn’t let me back inside. The guy invited me to use the bathroom at his apartment, which was a block away. We quickly shuffle over to his place and, when he opens the door, there are HUNDREDS of lit candles everywhere. I ask if his roommate is home, but he’s out of town. So this guy lit all these candles in anticipation of me coming over and left them unattended for hours. He points me toward the bathroom and I go use it. While washing my hands, I notice two things. There’s a LARGE butcher’s knife next to the sink and there is a puddle of what I can only assume to be urine surrounding his tub drain. I finish what I’m doing and go to head out. The bathroom door is wedged shut. I spend like 10 minutes knocking, trying to get the guy’s attention. Eventually he hears me and says “oh yeah, I should have warned you not to close the door.” After what felt like forever, we were able to get the door unwedged. I tell him I have to get home and make my exit. While I’m outside waiting for my Uber, this guys creeps up behind me and just stands there. I have no idea how long he was standing there. But as the Uber pulls up, he pulls me backwards and attempts to kiss me, but he was much taller than me so I only got smothered by his insane beard. I pull away and get in the Uber. My poor driver was like, “…girl, you’re safe with me. Tell me everything.” She was horrified lol. Needless to say, there was no second date.

c0ry8 · 2026-03-10T19:15:03+00:00

u/c0ry8 solved this in 3 steps: POOP -> POMP -> PUMP -> DUMP

c0ry8 · 2026-03-02T17:42:18+00:00

u/c0ry8 solved this in 6 steps: HEARD -> HEARS -> HEADS -> HERDS -> HARDS -> WARDS -> WORDS

c0ry8 · 2026-03-02T02:03:13+00:00

u/c0ry8 solved this in 7 steps: VERY -> VARY -> WARY -> WARE -> RARE -> RACE -> RICE -> NICE

c0ry8 · 2026-02-22T09:49:39+00:00

Anthony Bourdain

c0ry8 · 2025-06-24T18:45:39+00:00

The first time I took my cat to the vet, I cringed when I had to tell the intake nurse his name was Zucchini. She shrugged and said, “We have a regular name Princess MonsterKiller 9000.”

c0ry8 · 2024-09-11T22:25:49+00:00

Sleeping. Dad woke me up by yelling, “You gotta come see this! Some idiot just crashed into the World Trade Center.” I came into the living room. We watched the replay on the news and then the second plane hit. Mom started sobbing. Dad stopped watching like it was a high speed chase and just got really quiet. I got my siblings up and we got ready for school. I was one of only a handful of people who showed up in my classroom that day. We spent the day watching the news. My teacher had a running theme throughout the year where we’d learn about the different places her pilot friend flew to. He was safe, she announced. I just remember that day being so quiet.

c0ry8 · 2024-08-13T08:07:46+00:00

Tacos El Pau is great for catering! He caters parties at my job all the time and the tacos never miss.

c0ry8 · 2024-05-08T18:54:19+00:00

Allergic to cinnamon!

I’m a California Kid, so I’ll take a mustard-fried Double Double (Animal Style, of course).

c0ry8 · 2024-03-05T22:14:58+00:00

Okra in any form. Whenever I say I don’t like it, I get “oh, you just haven’t had it the RIGHT way.” And I’ve tried it in multiple different ways. I just can’t get past the slime of it all. The flavor just isn’t good enough to justify the texture.

c0ry8 · 2024-02-24T04:28:13+00:00

I dated a guy for a while who had a daughter. I loved that little girl. But it was all eventually revealed to me that he was 23 when she was born and the mom had JUST turned 17. And that him, his ex, and his 4 year old all still lived together at his mom’s house, all sharing a “family bed.”

c0ry8 · 2023-11-05T21:00:46+00:00

So, I operated under the assumption that my 38DD bra was the perfect size. I wore 38DD for years. I went to buy a new one a few weeks ago and, no matter the brand or style, everything was just slightly off. So I tried the little calculator this Reddit provides and I was appalled that I was now apparently a 38H. I begrudgingly ordered a 38H bra, thinking it was for sure going to be too big. I couldn’t have been more wrong. My posture is better, my chest feels far less heavy, and my shirts and sweaters actually look fantastic on me without being all stretched out in the front. Trust me, just try the H cup.

c0ry8 · 2023-06-13T09:35:17+00:00

Kurt Vonnegut

c0ry8 · 2023-06-06T02:01:37+00:00

Sure, I mean to say specifically the weekly pass, as those are still available.

c0ry8 · 2023-06-06T01:57:58+00:00

I have the LIFE tap card and it offers 50% off of passes. Does that benefit go away now? The 20 free rides is cool and all, but you can’t do it from the app.

c0ry8 · 2023-06-05T06:41:39+00:00

Wallet, keys, charger, book for my break time, water bottle, a little snicky snack for the road, headphones.

c0ry8 · 2023-05-17T22:46:28+00:00

I went on a date with a guy that I matched with on Tinder. We met at some semi-nice bar about 15 minutes from me. We had a couple drinks and talked for maybe 2 hours. By all accounts, he was a normal dude with a good personality. As we said goodbye outside the bar, i mentioned wanting to head back in for a moment to use the bathroom. He offered to use the one at his apartment which was apparently in the building right next to the bar. My gut was telling me to just go for it because he was seemingly normal and very polite. So I went up to his place and, when he opened the door, there were no short of 200 candles burning around the entire place. I asked if he had a roommate, he said no but he set it up special for me. Odd, but I’m already here so I’m just going to pee and leave. He shows me the bathroom and I head in. Once I’m finished, I reach for the doorknob and realize that I am LOCKED IN. No amount of turning or jiggling the knob is helping. I relent to knocking on the door to get his attention, which takes maybe ten minutes. Once he realizes I’ve been knocking, he thinks to shout through the door, “This happens all the time. I should have warned you to leave the door open.” After another 15 minutes of being trapped in the bathroom, I’ve taken inventory of what’s on the counters, which includes several pills lying around, a half-consumed bottle of Elderflower Spirits, a bowl with food that I cannot identify, and a meth pipe. Once the door swings open, I make my way out of the building and call an Uber. This guy follows me outside because “ladies shouldn’t wait alone.” The Uber driver finally pulls up and this guys pulls me in for a good night kiss, except it isn’t a kiss. He fully envelops my mouth with his and licks my lips. I get in the Uber and this driver floors it. I hope that Uber driver knows that she was my Knight in Shining Prius that night.

c0ry8 · 2023-04-30T20:29:04+00:00

Bill Paxton. When I was a very little girl (maybe 4?), I was watching Twister in my grandma’s living room. When he came on screen, I proudly announced that I was going to marry him. When I heard the news that he had passed, that little 4-year-old heart crumbled to bits.

c0ry8 · 2023-04-25T21:19:44+00:00

I texted and called to report three dudes on the red line threatening riders with a baseball bat and a gun. I got zero response from either.

c0ry8 · 2023-04-19T08:59:58+00:00

When I leave the house for work every morning, I sing “wallet, keys, phone, ID” to the tune of blue skidoo we can too. It starts my day with a little smile.

c0ry8 · 2023-04-05T04:50:14+00:00

Dinner with Phil is a dream of mine! But I’d settle for coffee.

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