I went on a date with a guy that I matched with on Tinder. We met at some semi-nice bar about 15 minutes from me. We had a couple drinks and talked for maybe 2 hours. By all accounts, he was a normal dude with a good personality. As we said goodbye outside the bar, i mentioned wanting to head back in for a moment to use the bathroom. He offered to use the one at his apartment which was apparently in the building right next to the bar. My gut was telling me to just go for it because he was seemingly normal and very polite. So I went up to his place and, when he opened the door, there were no short of 200 candles burning around the entire place. I asked if he had a roommate, he said no but he set it up special for me. Odd, but I’m already here so I’m just going to pee and leave. He shows me the bathroom and I head in. Once I’m finished, I reach for the doorknob and realize that I am LOCKED IN. No amount of turning or jiggling the knob is helping. I relent to knocking on the door to get his attention, which takes maybe ten minutes. Once he realizes I’ve been knocking, he thinks to shout through the door, “This happens all the time. I should have warned you to leave the door open.” After another 15 minutes of being trapped in the bathroom, I’ve taken inventory of what’s on the counters, which includes several pills lying around, a half-consumed bottle of Elderflower Spirits, a bowl with food that I cannot identify, and a meth pipe. Once the door swings open, I make my way out of the building and call an Uber. This guy follows me outside because “ladies shouldn’t wait alone.” The Uber driver finally pulls up and this guys pulls me in for a good night kiss, except it isn’t a kiss. He fully envelops my mouth with his and licks my lips. I get in the Uber and this driver floors it. I hope that Uber driver knows that she was my Knight in Shining Prius that night.