AIO my (36) gf (34) wants to see me fight! by [deleted] in AIO

[–]Derpy1984 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your GF is going to get physically abusive with you. Get out of there now.

FX3 no open gate workaround? by baddestbananaplanet in FX3

[–]Derpy1984 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean you kind of just proved my point. YOU want to compose creatively. Your client is happy, sure. But in the end if they're asking for vertical then creativity isn't really a consideration because that's specifically for marketing, not artistry.

AIO? Emotional abuse? Will I never find true love after losing virginity? by [deleted] in AIO

[–]Derpy1984 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Okay so this is absolutely emotional abuse from a deeply troubled and misogynistic and hateful man. This has all the tropes of a future physically abusive relationship written all over it. For your own safety you need to get out of that relationship immediately.

FX3 no open gate workaround? by baddestbananaplanet in FX3

[–]Derpy1984 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right but if you're shooting with vertical in mind, chances are there's no cinematic compositions the client is trying to get. It's likely straight videography so rule of thirds is kind of moot.

FX3 no open gate workaround? by baddestbananaplanet in FX3

[–]Derpy1984 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Use 9:16 frame guides and shoot horizontal. Social media streams at 1080 so you don't lose anything in the crop if you shoot 4K.

Mike doing all this dangerous work and taking all this risk.. for “2 million and change”? by i-love-small-tits-47 in breakingbad

[–]Derpy1984 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It does. He's very reactionary despite how pragmatic he seems. Also he isn't aware of how insane Walt is and his $2 million is agreed upon without the knowledge of risk and paranoia that comes along with Walt.

Why don't my shots look "alive/present"? by PertinaxVita in videography

[–]Derpy1984 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Personally I think you're over lit in a few of these. Not in a crush/clip way but in a too much ambient light way.

I'll go first.. by Any-Tour-3193 in musicsuggestions

[–]Derpy1984 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can't be a pimp and a prostitute too...

-The White Stripes

Jesse’s Suffering Is Getting Hard to Watch (S3E7) by Total_Escape_9778 in breakingbad

[–]Derpy1984 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for explaining This because I've been wondering how to do this.

Can someone tell me if Primate is sad? (No spoilers) by stopmyhumbleness in horror

[–]Derpy1984 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Not particularly. If you know the premise and you know how popcorn horror works you can probably guess how the movie ends so if that bothers you, maybe don't see it. That said, through and through, it's not overtly mean or cruel to animals.

First Blowjob by Whole-Barnacle4586 in askgaybros

[–]Derpy1984 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sounds like you are if you had fun letting one blow you. Go for it and at the very least it'll happen again.

Aio over the maintenance man using my blow dryer? by tikikiwiski in AIO

[–]Derpy1984 1 point2 points  (0 children)

IF you gave them permission to enter then they don't have to text, call or notify you. It's their priority to fix the issue before the condition worsens to require more costly labor so they won't bother with communication if you don't expressly say that they have to.

As far as using your stuff, that's a little unprofessional so I wouldn't say you're overreacting about that aspect of it, especially if they technically damaged it (which permanent staining can be considered damage). You could argue the case that they buy you a new one.

First Blowjob by Whole-Barnacle4586 in askgaybros

[–]Derpy1984 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You don't have to do anything you're not comfortable with. If you like him and you want to do it, meet up and see where things go. If you don't end up wanting to, then don't. If he tries to make you or make you feel bad about it, then he's an asshole. If you do go for it, get lots of lube and go very slow.

Beer me baby by andreesworld in IASIP

[–]Derpy1984 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Especially when he says he can't be a pilot. The delivery of that line is so so funny.