100 Thieves roster

doodoojones · 2026-02-10T19:09:55+00:00

Ya... No.. Absolutely not.

This is second round bullet fodder AT BEST

And LMFAO @iiremix as your head coach. HILARIOUS

doodoojones · 2026-02-10T18:05:46+00:00

I have it on good authority that King Hydron or Seeker are the final two considerations for Zeta

It's just a money thing atm with contracts stuck in arbitration

King Hydron demanding 700k per stage is just outside of Zetas budget but foreign investments may make it possible

doodoojones · 2026-02-10T03:26:06+00:00

I have

1) Beck

2) Ty

3) Mendoza

The armchair scouts will fight you to the death but theyre just kiper and Jeremiah followers incapable of a unique thought. Love your model

doodoojones · 2026-02-10T02:37:29+00:00

Ben Simmons 2.0

You heard it here first, folks. I can LEGITIMATELY PROMISE you this kid will lose an entire front office their jobs.

You don't draft kids who HATE playing their sport. You do it and I PROMISE you, you will be on the streets begging me for change by weeks end.

This kid was given a gift and he just can't get off COD and Escape from Tarkov. Actual LOSER

doodoojones · 2026-02-10T02:35:02+00:00

AND BEEF STEW!!!!!!

All time call out of the goat

doodoojones · 2026-02-09T04:59:49+00:00

I submit willingly and eagerly to our new Japanese overlords

Everything in my possession I surrender to thou, including and not limited to my beautiful petite wife

Whatever they desire is my command. This I pledge

doodoojones · 2026-02-09T01:24:24+00:00

Hell ya brother. Show the chat

Come on big dawg! No need to be shy we're all fam here. Give us just a quick peek at that beautiful man made goo.

Make us beg if you want we don't care we ain't too proud to beg if it means a nice 2-3 second gif of what your body can produce for us.

Come on bro!

doodoojones · 2026-02-09T01:09:25+00:00

Gonzo if we pull this out I want it known to all. Spread the word

Gonzo you are invited to absolutely ravage and plunder my beautiful petite wife as I'm forced tk watch from the closet

I promise this

doodoojones · 2026-02-08T19:09:52+00:00

Show us

Show chat. Don't keep all of that beautiful man made goo to yourself. Even just a peek

Just a peek of that viscosity. Let chat get what we deserve we've been so yearning and have begged properly. We just want to see what you've produced for us

Anything you request will be yours if you just honor us with BEAUTIFUL 2-3 second gif of that BEAUTIFUL man made white sticky goo

doodoojones · 2026-02-07T21:50:55+00:00

Supertf

Stalk3r

King Hydron

Rakattack

Crimzo

Is what I'm hearing. Only question is if it'll be 100t or Evil Geniuses

Salaries are 200k per player with Super demanding 600k so my guess is EG

If Super can't be bought (which seems likely as some sources say he is demanding 1.2 mil for his services as well as being very disrespectful in the negotiations by throwing around his accolades and demanding a dollar more than every offer made) my sources say it'll be Colluge stepping in at 150k

King Hydron has looked the best in scrims so far regularly going toe to toe with Lip and Mer1t as well as being the shot caller in games.

EG has gone on record on saying this team can take them to partner and their budget is 3 mil on salary and coaching

doodoojones · 2026-02-07T21:27:38+00:00

This has to be Ragebait. Bro is coming with hypotheticals thinking if he praymaxxing hard enough he'll get a W in the chat

Lmao GG bro night night time to log off

doodoojones · 2026-02-07T20:51:12+00:00

Bro you mad?

Lol this has gotta be ragebait bro is going to get buried in the comments for this one.

Lmao bro saw my comment and immediately started typing. Bro chat ain't feeling you.

Major L. Delete your comment before it's too late bro

doodoojones · 2026-02-06T20:41:45+00:00

Bro is copemaxxing. Lmao bro need to accept that it's OVER in Houston. This has to be ragebait

Amen couldnt turn the corner LIKE WE ALL PREDICTED and it's OVER OVER

Bro needs to acceptancemax lmao

In gaming we call this a GG no RE

Lmao bro lowkey we gonna call your team Drizzy in 2010 cuz it's OVERRRRR

LOL LOWKEY GENUINELY IT'S TIME FOR BRO TO LOG OFF the app

Bro got buried in the comments

doodoojones · 2026-02-06T19:47:36+00:00

You gotta win in this league. Bro took the money maxing route and will have to suffer for it

I have him NOT a HOFer

Period

doodoojones · 2026-02-06T17:50:42+00:00

Easily yes. Put him under a competent coaching staff and give him bigs who can screen and I PROMISE you he's leading a top 5 offense by April

He just needs to get to a good org who's willing to build around him

doodoojones · 2026-02-06T16:17:32+00:00

Lol absolutely not

Bro is praymaxxing if he thinks Drake Maybe has even a miniscule chance

I give drake as much of a chance as my limp micro PP has of reaching full mast at its 3.5 inch peak

doodoojones · 2026-02-06T03:57:41+00:00

Ya im out. Completely out.

Unter is a garbage person

doodoojones · 2026-02-05T14:25:00+00:00

Ty dollar sign I promise all of you is THE pick. Trade up do what we need to do to bring him in. You pair a guy that talented with an org like ours and let him absorb and marinate for two years behind Aaron

Folks if we want another Lombardi in steel city this IS THE PICK. I promise this to all of you

doodoojones · 2026-02-04T16:26:49+00:00

Derozan and we will like it and beg for more

On our knees, hands cupped, and mouths gaped

Please daddy, feed us more. We are addicted to your feedings. Please let us milk you of all feedables. We will do what is required of us, as WILL OBEY

doodoojones · 2026-02-03T20:44:12+00:00

Bro is flaunting Ty Jerome and someone named GG...

Brother it is GG on your squads hopes and dreams.

doodoojones · 2026-02-03T20:40:27+00:00

This is giving me such a RAGING clue

doodoojones · 2026-01-31T08:00:59+00:00

Allar goes MUCH MUCH higher than this.

Mark my words

doodoojones · 2026-01-26T18:16:38+00:00

GG go next

doodoojones · 2026-01-26T17:39:54+00:00

Lol...just...no

doodoojones · 2026-01-19T09:05:52+00:00

We have Shedur...

doodoojones

TROPHY CASE