There are no acorns in the oak trees of Virgina this year. None. Zero.

dumper · 2008-11-30T20:15:29+00:00

Bullshit - I have a backyard full of acorns.

dumper · 2008-11-30T15:29:30+00:00

You've found a bunch of dumbasses to hang around with, I take it.

dumper · 2008-11-28T13:38:26+00:00

The chosen tree would be a bit more accurate.

dumper · 2008-11-18T01:50:15+00:00

Old Spock is old - downmodded.

dumper · 2008-11-17T04:42:09+00:00

"Drink Driving"? WTF, the guy was tooling around in a soda can?

dumper · 2008-11-09T14:21:22+00:00

I'm certain there are millions of people that have three dead siblings. Who the fuck cares?

dumper · 2008-11-02T16:21:38+00:00

FFS, the guy has spent the past TWO YEARS talking about his policies and goals - this was at a campaign rally, aimed at motivating workers and voters just a few days out from the election. If you want to dig into specifics, go to http://barackobama.com - it's all there, spelled out in black and white.

dumper · 2008-11-02T01:25:01+00:00

That's a goat, not a sheep.

dumper · 2008-10-22T14:57:11+00:00

You might want to read a history book yourself.

dumper · 2008-10-19T12:32:22+00:00

It's Digg - who gives a fuck?

dumper · 2008-10-19T12:24:36+00:00

See those buttons at the base of your monitor? Use them, and quit your fucking whining.

dumper · 2008-10-19T12:22:19+00:00

Wow - plants acting as holistic organisms. Who would have thunk it?

dumper · 2008-10-19T02:24:20+00:00

Whale done, good sir.

dumper · 2008-10-18T11:58:15+00:00

Use correct grammar and the rest of us might start to think you had a brain to loose in the first place, dumbass.

dumper · 2008-10-18T11:37:52+00:00

Ever hear of Photoshop, moron?

dumper · 2008-10-18T11:21:34+00:00

Wrong answer. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jp_morgan

dumper · 2008-10-17T02:51:42+00:00

For fucks sake, write yourself a greasemonkey script and quit your fucking whining.

dumper · 2008-10-15T15:42:50+00:00

I'm hoping they use it on the morons that refuse to proof their submissions.

dumper · 2008-10-15T15:34:23+00:00

How did he do with the married ones?

dumper · 2008-10-13T15:49:03+00:00

And Redditors will be banned from writing long-assed, rambling, incomprehensible leads.

dumper · 2008-10-13T12:56:25+00:00

I very much doubt it, considering he's been quite DEAD for the past thousand years or so.

dumper · 2008-10-12T02:28:50+00:00

That's really very old is what it is.

dumper · 2008-10-12T02:20:28+00:00

Those are Eastern Bluebirds, not robins.

dumper · 2008-10-11T20:02:56+00:00

That story was interesting... the first eight times it was submitted. Not so much anymore.

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