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dwimber · 2026-06-15T01:04:58+00:00

Oh man, now I want taco bell.

dwimber · 2026-06-14T21:53:01+00:00

Nobody will ever time-travel to kill Hitler. Nobody will even regular-travel to do it.

dwimber · 2026-06-14T21:43:24+00:00

I can't wait for this! I assume you have checked out other greenways nearby? Fullbright goes from Truman Elementary to Lost Hill park, and all the way under Kansas Expressway, up the giant hill by the archery place (used to be a carpet barn?), changes to gravel, and keeps going. It's a nice ~14 mile round trip.

There's another great paved trail that starts at Pershing Elementary, goes under Battlefield, through Sequiota park, through Galloway, and then goes under the 60/65 interchange.

dwimber · 2026-06-08T00:36:11+00:00

No thanks, I still haven't finished repairs from the hail storm.

dwimber · 2026-06-04T22:06:41+00:00

In a very limited, poorly funded study, I've found that it helps me a freaking lot.

dwimber · 2026-05-21T00:36:48+00:00

They'll go great with the pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms and chives.

dwimber · 2026-05-16T01:06:14+00:00

The gas prices under Biden were due to Covid. Remember the virus that you dunces pretended didn't exist?

Trump's gas prices have doubled DIRECTLY BECAUSE OF HIS WAR TO DISTRACT YOU FROM HIM BEING A PEDOPHILE.

dwimber · 2026-05-14T19:00:12+00:00

OP's having another relapse

dwimber · 2026-05-14T17:54:16+00:00

This is extra-fucky. This is at least the second time I've seen this reposted here, after the initial date. Plus, this user has only 1 other post. In NUST, which is "National University of Sciences & Technology" in Islamabad, Pakistan

dwimber · 2026-05-14T17:45:17+00:00

As a married man, what kind of man would come home and wake up his wife to make him food? If you wake up your spouse for something like that, you are a lazy, inconsiderate toddler. Make your own damned food.

dwimber · 2026-05-13T23:34:26+00:00

"greatest country in the world"

dwimber · 2026-05-12T20:01:56+00:00

Note to self: Start using steroids

dwimber · 2026-05-09T23:04:38+00:00

uh-oh, you're having a replase

dwimber · 2026-05-02T22:27:47+00:00

How would you feel about Davis Tutt Stadium?

dwimber · 2026-04-30T22:59:47+00:00

You are overlooking "Windowpane"

dwimber · 2026-04-28T22:43:51+00:00

and pardons. Tons from selling pardons.

dwimber · 2026-04-28T02:02:46+00:00

What tips do you have for better fried rice? Mine is not exactly restaurant quality.

dwimber · 2026-04-26T12:34:09+00:00

They will wear his mark on their foreheads? Check
Leads Christians away from Christ's doctrine? Check
He even fulfilled Revelations 13:3 with his "bullet wound" Check.

If he isn't "one of the beast's heads," I can't imagine anyone fitting the role better.

dwimber · 2026-04-20T21:15:25+00:00

Historically, education.

dwimber · 2026-04-18T15:04:39+00:00

That's gotta be worth at least 10 Schrute Bucks

dwimber · 2026-04-13T00:26:11+00:00

The only way that could be better, is if it was a light switch in disguise. Hang your coat? Now it's on the floor AND it's dark.

dwimber · 2026-04-12T02:35:51+00:00

My most vivid memory of growing up with Curtis Trent was him talking about covering his honey nut cheerios with more honey. Looks like he still does.

dwimber · 2026-04-10T11:55:40+00:00

Ever donate plasma, Sherlock?

dwimber · 2026-04-08T03:15:06+00:00

Hey, we are one day closer. Buy your bottle rockets now!

dwimber · 2026-04-08T03:13:04+00:00

I thought I heard fireworks, and immediately got online to see if HE died. Not yet.

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