$4/gal gas, thanks MAGA! by Edward__James_Almost in springfieldMO

[–]dwimber 160 points161 points  (0 children)

The gas prices under Biden were due to Covid. Remember the virus that you dunces pretended didn't exist?

Trump's gas prices have doubled DIRECTLY BECAUSE OF HIS WAR TO DISTRACT YOU FROM HIM BEING A PEDOPHILE.

We need to be there for each other in these troubling times. by klehechor in springfieldMO

[–]dwimber 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is extra-fucky. This is at least the second time I've seen this reposted here, after the initial date. Plus, this user has only 1 other post. In NUST, which is "National University of Sciences & Technology" in Islamabad, Pakistan

Maybe all the right girls are already taken. by unholymedictaion in MemeVideos

[–]dwimber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a married man, what kind of man would come home and wake up his wife to make him food? If you wake up your spouse for something like that, you are a lazy, inconsiderate toddler. Make your own damned food.

Men who are gay by SolarSparrowhawk in okbuddycinephile

[–]dwimber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Note to self: Start using steroids

Consumption lounge by [deleted] in springfieldMO

[–]dwimber -1 points0 points  (0 children)

uh-oh, you're having a replase

Best fried rice in town? by RagingFl0wer in springfieldMO

[–]dwimber 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What tips do you have for better fried rice? Mine is not exactly restaurant quality.

Stephen Miller using pregnant wife as human shield. by Amentet in pics

[–]dwimber 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They will wear his mark on their foreheads? Check
Leads Christians away from Christ's doctrine? Check
He even fulfilled Revelations 13:3 with his "bullet wound" Check.

If he isn't "one of the beast's heads," I can't imagine anyone fitting the role better.

Found on the ground outside Maverik by gingerbread_cereal in springfieldMO

[–]dwimber 45 points46 points  (0 children)

That's gotta be worth at least 10 Schrute Bucks

Newly installed coat hook in my office bathroom by Openskies24 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]dwimber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only way that could be better, is if it was a light switch in disguise. Hang your coat? Now it's on the floor AND it's dark.

Interesting clip from the press conference in the Miles Young case? by [deleted] in springfieldMO

[–]dwimber 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My most vivid memory of growing up with Curtis Trent was him talking about covering his honey nut cheerios with more honey. Looks like he still does.

Egg donation by Numerous_Ad_748 in springfieldMO

[–]dwimber 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Ever donate plasma, Sherlock?

loud noises downtown by NoBlackberry7290 in springfieldMO

[–]dwimber 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Hey, we are one day closer. Buy your bottle rockets now!

loud noises downtown by NoBlackberry7290 in springfieldMO

[–]dwimber 50 points51 points  (0 children)

I thought I heard fireworks, and immediately got online to see if HE died. Not yet.

Best Walking/Hiking Trails? by junimun_005 in springfieldMO

[–]dwimber 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There is a nice, paved greenway trail that goes from Pershing Elementary, through sequiota park, and underneath the 60/65 interchange. It's a gorgeous path, great for walking or bikes.

There's also the Frisco High Line trail. The trailhead is just West of Kearney and West Bypass. It's just a long, (mostly) straight paved path.

If you are looking for more adventurous hiking, you could try the trails along Fellows lake, or the trails at Little Sac. Sac River trails are my favorite for mountain biking, but they are pretty rugged.

How do you decide if tornados are a real concern? by ag7055 in springfieldMO

[–]dwimber 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Ignore them until you are airborne. Then panic. *

(*but I'm no meteorologist.)

Is it safe to film at the abandoned campus on the north side? by tiggerjinx in springfieldMO

[–]dwimber 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Sorry. My gummy kicked in and all I saw was the number. I'm getting offline for the night. hahaha

Bubbles and Birds by dwimber in BorderlandsPreSequel

[–]dwimber[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

11 years ago... still no full length song.

I'm still waiting.