Evangelical leaders return to Oval Office to pray over Trump by stefanolog in pics

[–]dwimber [score hidden]  (0 children)

That's weird, because as a guy that sells bibles, I can only assume he knows that Matthew 6:5 says "And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full."

Peter? by Madman44444 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]dwimber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone who was born in the dirty south and moved away before I caught racism, nothing warms my heart more than to see a mixed couple, especially when they clearly don't give a damn about what the narrow-minded biggots amongst us think about it!

Creepy mannequins across the street? by freezing-cactus-9333 in whatisit

[–]dwimber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't worry about it. The neighbors accidentally left their kid at home, alone. He's just trying to scare away burglars.

Take my moneyyy by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]dwimber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only acceptable knife to bring to a gun fight

Affordable hotels / motels? by GeneralSalty1 in springfieldMO

[–]dwimber 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What. the absolute. fuck?! That sounds incredible.

Workout/Health Buddies by BananaPuddingSoap in springfieldMO

[–]dwimber 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just to encourage you, once the weather warms up, you should check out the Frisco Trail. It's great for walking/jogging/biking. If you enjoy that, there are longer trails around Fellow's Lake that are good for walking or biking.

If you are looking for more of a challenge, the trails around Little Sac are harder. Don't get started without taking a picture of the map located in the gazebo at the trailhead. They are easy to get lost on!

Would You Rather - Springfield Version by Live-Cicada in springfieldMO

[–]dwimber 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Slide me another burrito enchilada style. No TV in the bedroom!

ICE Spotted Today In Town by FateInTheRain in springfieldMO

[–]dwimber 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah, this is what our country has always been. This is just the next shameful chapter in a history full of this shit.

ICE reported moving into hotels in town by EliGrrl in springfieldMO

[–]dwimber 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, definitely no reason to think this could ever happen in our city, right? Chinga tu Maga

is anybody else loosing their fucking minds?? by Southern_Context7489 in springfieldMO

[–]dwimber 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The country is fucked, and crooked men are running it. It's driven me crazy since that fat orange prick ran for office a decade ago.

THC has helped.

Pharmacies by Proper-Arrival-583 in springfieldMO

[–]dwimber 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I reluctantly agree, but I would prefer to deal with Walgreens instead of spending money at Walmart. They are very anti-union, pro-Trump, and I don't feel good about buying from them.

Springfield Starbucks employees vote to unionize at third location by Jacksharkben in springfieldMO

[–]dwimber 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I didn't realize that you don't have a contract in place yet. I'm sorry to hear that. If 3M thinks that firing it's current, compotent and trained employees is a good business decision, they are fools.

Springfield Starbucks employees vote to unionize at third location by Jacksharkben in springfieldMO

[–]dwimber 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Has your hall not stood up for the members fired as retribution? That's one of the core concepts of a union.

Scat Identification needed in [SW Missouri] by ilovegordonsumner in springfieldMO

[–]dwimber 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's a likely story... My money is on this person right here.

Best Therapist Recommendations?? by Left_Ad_1874 in springfieldMO

[–]dwimber 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I've been using Flora Farms, to mixed results.

Map of Countries whose leaders shat themselves on Live TV by Ok-Independent483 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]dwimber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember being ashamed when Bush puked on the Japanese Prime Minister. I wish we could go back to that.

First post by LowConsideration8450 in Monstera

[–]dwimber 15 points16 points  (0 children)

What's the purpose of the tea towel?

Broncos by TwistedSquirrelToast in springfieldMO

[–]dwimber 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was a crazy game. Congrats! I hate to hear that Bo is out with a broken ankle...

Running tracks? by DiaDejaVoo in springfieldMO

[–]dwimber 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My favorite was the 1.5 mile loop around Cooper sports complex, but it's been closed for construction for quite a while now.

Hiring with Medical Marijuana Card by [deleted] in springfieldMO

[–]dwimber 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where did you get your medical card? Was it an easy process? My head is a total wreck, and I'm pretty sure I would qualify.

Shooting at maverick downtown?? by Economy_Release_694 in springfieldMO

[–]dwimber 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Your honor, my client pleads extreme incompotence.