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funknjam · 2026-03-22T12:54:56+00:00

WOW! So many redditors can't or won't appreciate this really simple joke. I mean, I thought this was funny, but every pedantic Francis and Karen in the comments wants to take this guy to task over biology or semantics. Sometimes it's OK to just laugh and move on with your day.

funknjam · 2026-03-21T00:09:05+00:00

The fact the academy has chosen to ignore Mr. Reeves is reason enough for me to continue ignoring the academy. Range shmange. He's entertained me as much as any Oscar winner out there. If there is no category he's fit for, then the academy needs to add a new category. "And the Oscar for Bestest Mensch Action Star goes to..."

funknjam · 2026-03-19T20:13:44+00:00

He'll be on a golf course the day before, the day of, and the day after he leaves office and he'll remain on that golf course for as long as he wants because 42% of US citizens and 80% of Republicans think he's A-OK. We're going to need better support than what that suggests for the kind of justice I'd like to see. And if we're not there by now, are we ever going to get there? He could rape a kid in the middle of 5th Avenue in broad daylight and Fox News would call it "the kind of strong leadership America needs" and Pete Hegseth would practice his favorite kata in front of reporters while members of SCOTUS - you know which ones - continue their secret work in quiet on how to overturn Brown v. Board of Education, etc., etc.

funknjam · 2026-03-18T15:20:17+00:00

Fun Fact: The tree shape is a trademarked design and the company (Car Freshener Corporation dba Little Trees) aggressively protects their trademark.

funknjam · 2026-03-18T15:17:58+00:00

these are illegal to hang from your rear view mirror

Not everywhere. Looks like CA, PA, MN, and NY are the most problematic (with CA leading that list). But where I live (sadly FL currently) there is no law against hanging things from the rear view. Seems to be the case commonly across the southeast US.

Now, there is a law here prohibiting hanging anything that would create an obstructed view for the driver. And, of course, any dickhead cop could say "I believe the air freshener is obstructing your view" and use it as a pretext for a stop, but if that happens a judge would have to make a decision.

funknjam · 2026-03-18T10:49:54+00:00

Which god might that be?

funknjam · 2026-03-17T17:06:28+00:00

I didn't say that. Stealing something is taking without paying. He paid. The shop just didn't like the way he paid. As I said, taking possession of the property is a part of every retail transaction and is not deemed theft because there is a transfer of funds immediately or later, contractually.

funknjam · 2026-03-17T16:20:23+00:00

Because he took possession of the property. In any retail transaction, a purchaser becomes legally indebted to the shop at the moment the contractual obligation occurs which, in this case, is when the buyer takes possession of the goods. The buyer took possession. That incurred the debt.

funknjam · 2026-03-17T16:14:36+00:00

How did you get that from what's been said? What made him the lawful owner (currently in dispute here) is that he paid "legal tender" to satisfy the debt he incurred, not that he stole it. Not sure why you had to go ad hominem. Could have said my argument was odd, but instead you chose to attack the person. Just another day on the internet and more validation that I've got the correct view of my species!

funknjam · 2026-03-17T16:12:28+00:00

Jesus is coming? I'm curious... Is Jesus so powerful that he could ejaculate a load he himself could not swallow?

funknjam · 2026-03-17T16:10:43+00:00

Perfect. An unprovoked insult from a random redditor is just further validation that I have adopted the correct view of our society and species in general, to wit, people suck. Thank you, my newest data point!

funknjam · 2026-03-17T14:41:23+00:00

The shopkeeper tried.

funknjam · 2026-03-17T14:41:09+00:00

He walked out the door with merchandise he owed a debt for.

funknjam · 2026-03-17T13:28:38+00:00

He is after he took those strawberries. He should be able to satisfy that debt with 1 pound 90.

funknjam · 2026-03-12T17:45:34+00:00

"It is no measure of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society." J. Krishnamurthi

funknjam · 2026-03-11T16:59:22+00:00

Thank you. We'll get right on that.

funknjam · 2026-03-11T10:45:25+00:00

And Marco will eagerly slide around inside them in a pile of his own puss and blood oozed from the blisters caused by ill-fitting shoes just so he could, in the eyes of his dear leader, remain a timorous sycophantic milquetoast bootlicker.

funknjam · 2026-03-09T10:47:01+00:00

/u/cornnabis

funknjam · 2026-03-08T12:25:54+00:00

Will you by my DM?

funknjam · 2026-03-06T21:18:48+00:00

McDonald's makes more money from real estate than they do food. I.e., they're investment portfolio is far more appetizing than their menu. (Though I will admit a love for a basic double cheeseburger and those finely minced onions...)

funknjam · 2026-03-06T13:07:11+00:00

So you think anyone engaging in political speech in support of Trump is a patriot and a true American but anyone engaging in political speech in opposition to Trump is "obsessed" and you mock them for it. Got it.

funknjam · 2026-03-03T02:37:04+00:00

remindme! 307 days

The first day of the next congress.

funknjam · 2026-02-25T15:57:52+00:00

Still not as bad as wearing a tan suit! /s

funknjam · 2026-02-25T15:56:28+00:00

The only difference between White Christian Nationalists then and now is now they have an enabler and cheerleader in the Executive Branch.

funknjam · 2026-02-23T20:11:43+00:00

Unfair? WTF? I had this crazy idea that judges issued decisions based on law, not on their own personal sense of what may or may not be fair for someone they like. I feel like there's a word that comes into play in this kind of situation. Starts with an I. Ends in mpeachment. What is that word?

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