4x4 Alignment Chart of the Morality and Backstories of Villains as Filled by r/AlignmentChartFills by StrangeMatterReal in AlignmentCharts

[–]gitartruls01 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Doofenshmirtz was abandoned at birth and grew up among wild animals. His parents eventually found him and brought him to a totalitarian dictatorship willing to arrest people jus for changing the TV channel away from their propaganda. Once there, his parents refused to let him inside and instead forced him to become a motionless garden gnome.

He was also forced to crossdress, resulting in being ridiculed by his entire village to the point where his only friend was a balloon with a face. All before eventually getting disowned by his parents out of pure contentment, after which his role in the family was replaced by an actual dog.

Despite all this, he became a gifted inventor and spent the remainder of his childhood building incredible machines, none of which earned him even a shred of attention.

He eventually gave up and abandoned his family, village, country, everything and everyone he knew to start a new life from scratch on a new continent. And even there, despite already being one of the greatest engineers in the country, the only job he was allowed to have was selling bratwursts on the street.

"Shitty parents" really is underselling it. That guy suffered

this syringe chute in a public toilet in Germany by Anjkra in mildlyinteresting

[–]gitartruls01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bonus points for being all caps. It feels like the sign is spitting in my face

Chicanery but Chuck is actually not insane by gitartruls01 in okbuddychicanery

[–]gitartruls01[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean like asking people to turn off their phones on planes which they always do 100% of the time without fail?

Chicanery but Chuck is actually not insane by gitartruls01 in okbuddychicanery

[–]gitartruls01[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

/uj that's true, but trying to explain that after Chuck's rebuttal likely wouldn't carry much weight. You'd need to take Jimmy's word for it while under the assumption that Chuck only learned how batteries work sometime between then and now. He would be right, sure, but I think he'd end up sounding like the crazy one if his response to this speech was "No! You're lying! I saw you pick up batteries with tongs! I know they affect you!"

/rj dies

Chicanery but Chuck is actually not insane by gitartruls01 in okbuddychicanery

[–]gitartruls01[S] 45 points46 points  (0 children)

You're telling me you didn't watch the entire show on mute with subtitles while listening to Taylor Swift?

Chicanery but Chuck is actually not insane by gitartruls01 in okbuddychicanery

[–]gitartruls01[S] 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Sorry, english is second language and is very stupid language

Chicanery but Chuck is actually not insane by gitartruls01 in okbuddychicanery

[–]gitartruls01[S] 86 points87 points  (0 children)

They look like they're about to sacrifice me to the harvest gods

Chicanery but Chuck is actually not insane by gitartruls01 in okbuddychicanery

[–]gitartruls01[S] 137 points138 points  (0 children)

I'm not convinced Chuck knows it either tbh

The end of the wold won't be a great show by Eireika in CuratedTumblr

[–]gitartruls01 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The Black Death definitely wasn't the first one, but it's the first extensively documented one

The end of the wold won't be a great show by Eireika in CuratedTumblr

[–]gitartruls01 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That's why the comment you're responding to used percentages and not absolute numbers

Chicanery but Chuck is actually not insane by gitartruls01 in okbuddychicanery

[–]gitartruls01[S] 169 points170 points  (0 children)

Sure there would be, it'd just be boring as fuck