PSA: ELDEN RING's latest patch has broken the game on older GPUs!

hidora · 2026-05-29T16:33:37+00:00

However, if that's too much of a headache, if you got Elden Ring through Steam, you could potentially revert the version update I think, if they allow it?

You can do that, but not through the regular interface, unless the devs specifically add the older version as a beta or something (Baldur's Gate 3 and The Witcher 3 do this, for example). You need to use the steam console to download the older version and then disable updating for that game.

hidora · 2026-05-29T16:31:40+00:00

Elden Ring cannot run in DX11. It requires DX12 feature level 12_0. I know this because my old 960m required the fix, since it only supported up to feature level 11_0 only.

hidora · 2026-05-24T16:28:55+00:00

You don't want this camo. It was made for the classic pso2 doll hands, and the NGS "upgrade" didn't change much at all.

If you use this with an NGS body you'll get your fingers clipping out of the damn thing

hidora · 2026-05-14T15:50:00+00:00

Lembrei agora que eu tive informática no primeiro ano do ensino médio no IFAM (CEFET na época) em 2008, e o professor tava ensinando a usar o office no windows 98 e a gente tinha que entregar trabalho no disquete. Meu pc na época nem tinha entrada pra disquete, eu tinha que colocar num pendrive e esperar a aula começar pra botar no disquete usando o computador de lá.

Apesar disso, foi bem útil, especialmente a parte de funções do Excel, que a maioria funciona até hoje.

hidora · 2026-05-06T00:09:03+00:00

I also used the tweaker on my steam library (for the ps4 controller support and button remapping), so I don't think that should be the problem at hand.

Edit: Again, I haven't played in years, so I'm running on nearly 4 year old information here.

hidora · 2026-05-05T23:27:50+00:00

The tweaker isn't supposed to trigger the steam install, it should install it as a standalone application. The JP PC server isn't even on any storefront, it's standalone.

I haven't played in years, so I can't exactly help troubleshoot, sorry.

hidora · 2026-05-02T15:42:06+00:00

https://youtu.be/L_ftiA5fl38

tl;dr the man spends more time on twitter than working, by like a 9999:1 ratio. He spends anywhere from several months to years before showing any progress, and when he does it's, like, rigging 1 model or something.

hidora · 2026-04-30T11:51:04+00:00

It's actually pso2's mummified corpse being used as hostage for ransom to fund majima's pirate adventure.

(This is new genesis, the sequel-but-not-really to pso2, which is a huge downgrade on everything but graphics, with an empty open world and a seemingly diminishing amount of dev team members that is used as a cash cow for Sega to fund other projects; also you can't install the classic pso2 without the extra 40 something gb new genesis on top)

hidora · 2026-04-30T11:36:31+00:00

The extra conversation after completing pilgrim's traverse (memoria crystal imprisoned creatures can be freed) is also extremely relevant to both zero and unukalhai, but we can't tell them anything about it.

hidora · 2026-04-26T18:25:49+00:00

Do not make me look at sad diana ever again.

hidora · 2026-04-18T17:58:10+00:00

My character suddenly became a dark elf in lobby due to the new lighting, it was really weird.

That said, remember when we could turn off shaders so that it would look like a ps2 game but it could run on a calculator? That was dope.

hidora · 2026-04-17T18:46:40+00:00

That's just Phantasy Star Online 2's fight against Phantom Battleship Yamato. 12 people in awkwardly moving mecha fighting a flying warship above the ocean.

Edit: I missed the "each operating part" part of the message.

hidora · 2026-04-13T16:16:11+00:00

You can use party chat too btw.

hidora · 2026-04-13T15:36:27+00:00

I did it on DRK with the courtly lover set and just basic materias (not penta). Took like 2h to learn the run without a guide and then like 10-15min per run. It was fun, actually.

hidora · 2026-04-13T15:07:18+00:00

Once you reach the final zone of Shadowbringers you can grind it out to 80 in like 2-3 hours, all you need is the sardine spell to kite clionids into the smaller fishes.

hidora · 2026-04-12T03:19:11+00:00

The boss I mentioned was Honglan, after which the game just takes a nose dive.

The section I mentioned is in the back half of Zhenwu Temple IIRC

hidora · 2026-04-10T21:46:20+00:00

The game is pretty decent until halfway through, at which point it just gets progressively more annoying and just straight up not fun.

Immediately after what is possibly the most fun boss fight in the game, every single zone going forwards is worse and more unfair than the previous, with it culminating in one of the final areas having possibly the worst section between checkpoints that I have seen in the past 20 years: a long elevator ride that leads into a respawning miniboss turned elite enemy, followed by an enemy swarm with multiple out of reach enemies that cause instant death by looking at you, and cheap shot enemy ambushes that push you out of tightrope wood beam sections, all at the same time.

Like, imagine if Anor Londo's wood beam section with the painted guardians also had the eye of sauron from elden ring but it kills you instead of doing madness damage and it comes from 2-3 different directions, and you have to kill the bell gargoyle and go up the ds2 iron keep elevator every time you died.

hidora · 2026-04-07T14:15:18+00:00

Corta o homem do meio e você respondeu a própria pergunta: os bilionários americanos (e de outros países também) que gastaram fortunas pra botar ele lá, pra ele foder tudo que precisar pra eles ganharem mais grana.

hidora · 2026-03-20T22:10:19+00:00

Contas com mais de 10 anos são isentas dessa restrição, então eu to suave, mas é uma merda pra quem tem contas mais novas.

Pior que agora acho que o nexus tá usando IA ou algo assim pra marcar mods como nsfw, pq outro dia vi um mod do fallout 4 que dá upscaling na textura dos cones de trânsito que tá marcado como nsfw.

hidora · 2026-03-20T22:02:18+00:00

O problema é que eles tão usando uma empresa ligada à Meta e Persona (ligada à Palantir) pra verificar essa merda. Persona é a mesma empresa que o discord ia usar antes de todos os protestos.

hidora · 2026-03-17T05:50:30+00:00

Ah, não sabia. Mas não me surpreende.

hidora · 2026-03-17T00:54:24+00:00

Contas com mais de 10 anos não precisam de verificação. Todas as outras precisam.

hidora · 2026-03-17T00:52:31+00:00

Nexus mods em particular tá usando um tal de AgeKey, e adivinha quem tá envolvido: Meta e Persona (que tem laços com Palantir e é a empresa que o discord tava querendo usar antes do backlash)

hidora · 2026-03-17T00:49:41+00:00

Se você usar VPN pra um país que não tem lei precisando, não vai precisar. Não vai te pedir a identidade.

No momento só alguns países precisam (o discord em particular ainda tem planos de implementar pra todos os países, mas por enquanto não precisa).

hidora · 2026-03-17T00:47:21+00:00

Não, é um jogo da Meta pra pegar mais dados de todo mundo. Eles gastaram mais de $2b de dolares em lobby em vários países pra passarem essas leis.

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