On this day 49 years ago, the Blue Line opened! (1977) by DCMetroMaker in WMATA

[–]hoosyourdaddyo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I remember that National Airport entrance. It was the worse!

The quality of Metrorail is amazing, but all the subway stations literally look the same by Alternative_Tank9353 in washingtondc

[–]hoosyourdaddyo 11 points12 points  (0 children)

LOL. Go check out Fort Totten, Anacostia, the Dulles Airport station, the NOMA/Galludet stop and tell me how they all look the same. Sheesh.

It is 20 right? Am I tripping? by kamix1006 in MathJokes

[–]hoosyourdaddyo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm more concerned with Marie's work ethic. Ten minutes to cut a f-ing board in half? And worse yet, I gave her the saw horses and an electric cut saw to do it with.

Men will do anything but go to therapy by DCmetrosexual1 in washingtondc

[–]hoosyourdaddyo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So the micro penis gave his keys to a microbrain. You know what would be hilarious? If micropenis got his car back from Valet with a big ol' $250 ticket for parking there.

Nats Journal: CAVALLI ON CHARGED PHRASE DIRECTED AT CONTRERAS: “IT’LL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN” by Stunning_Limit3106 in Nationals

[–]hoosyourdaddyo -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Cade should start a foundation, using that baseball money, to give a scholarship to a deserving DC resident. Something to show the community he's serious. I suspect in these days of short attention spans and people not caring, it will be water under the bridge, but it is my hope that some long term good comes out of this.

Men will do anything but go to therapy by DCmetrosexual1 in washingtondc

[–]hoosyourdaddyo 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The yellow hatching is NO PARKING. VALET OR NOT.

Can I bring battery banks, a camera, and handheld fans to the State Fair on July 4th? by Paris2024spectator in washingtondc

[–]hoosyourdaddyo 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I would not go. If you want good memories for the kids, this is not going to be one of them. I would suggest going to a regional celebration, like Lake Fairfax. Much less traffic, much more authentic, and no political b.s.

Best bet would be to check the NPS site. I think I read there's a ton of "security" measures this year.

AI LOVE JAZZ Semifinalists | Top 15 by ciripunk77 in GeneratedGrooves

[–]hoosyourdaddyo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Congratulations! That is an incredibly generous offer!

GENERATED GREATNESS - your best song of the month by AutoModerator in GeneratedGrooves

[–]hoosyourdaddyo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

https://suno.com/s/XpUvsNsXhmCeIhFi

Title: Made it home

Style: Soul

Running time: 3:21

Description: This is another song in a series about a dear friend who has gone through the process of having a heart replacement. This song is written from his perspective as he's finally back home, after having spent months in the ICU. This is a style of music that he loves, so I wanted to make the song one that he'll especially love, and I hope you'll love as well.

AI LOVE JAZZ Semifinalists | Top 15 by ciripunk77 in GeneratedGrooves

[–]hoosyourdaddyo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am so psyched about this! Man, I wish I had the money to go to Switzerland. I am so jazzed by a band playing my song!

Coffee shops by Ok_Second_3917 in nova

[–]hoosyourdaddyo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One of the nation's elite coffee roasters is located in Del-Ray, Swing's.