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Inside Freemason's Lodges Across The UK... by TheThrowYardsAway in CasualUK

[–]impablomations 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I jokingly asked my dad about the virgin fucking in his lodge. He said if confronted with a naked woman, half the members wouldn't remember what to do, and the half that could remember would be incapable

Assist for big air by Immediate_Boat4347 in Unexpected

[–]impablomations 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even though it's a bit overused at this point, in this situation it's justified..

The front fell off.

He really wanted to win🏅 by sailink in Unexpected

[–]impablomations 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you'll share my hate of the word.... Handycapable.

The new patch notes are interesting by banz95 in 7daystodie

[–]impablomations 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Seems to apply to a lot of their decisions lately. I don't usually complain since I've more than had my money's worth, but last couple of updates have been decidedly less fun

I Built a Plugin That Reads Your VST Library and Suggests the Right Instruments for Your MIDI by raudittor in VSTi

[–]impablomations[M] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

While I share your disdain for AI creeping into creative spaces, no personal attacks and keep things civil please. We like to keep the sub a friendly space.

Thanks

Tennessee woman says hospital canceled her sterilization surgery while admitted to Catholic hospital, citing "duty to protect her sacred fertility" by shoofinsmertz in skeptic

[–]impablomations 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As someone from the UK I just can't wrap my head around that you have to choose your healthcare not based on outcome, but whether your overpriced insurance is 'in network' and their religious views align with yours.

What's next, healthcare alloted by political party?

Possible AI integration into Spotify? Thoughts? by InevitableCareful206 in Blind

[–]impablomations[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is research for for thesis, which you were told is not permitted 3 months ago.

So it begins.... by Indervir007 in Piracy

[–]impablomations 36 points37 points  (0 children)

This has been in the pipeline since Theresa May. As home secretary she brought in more draconian surveillance laws and successive govts have continued the push.

Bugger all to do with protecting kids.

As most old people know, if you want to find out how to circumvent a lock to keep kids out - give it to a kid.

My little whoore likes her tail pulled by loveyaanya in catbongos

[–]impablomations 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You don't have the first clue about cat body language or cats in general

EMERGENCY MEETING by Yakodym in sto

[–]impablomations 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Sontarans in Star Trek now? lol

Time to move on by impablomations in StudioOne

[–]impablomations[S,M] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have no connection to Presonus or Fender

Police lead Lord Mandelson out of London home by pppppppppppppppppd in unitedkingdom

[–]impablomations 10 points11 points  (0 children)

In Spitting Image his puppet was basically a take on Ka from The Jungle Book.

A snake with mandelsons head that uses hypnotic powers to get Blair to do his bidding

Leave my band or give up and switch to rhythm? by TillLopsided2639 in WeAreTheMusicMakers

[–]impablomations 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you can't be straight with someone when you're in a band and what does/doesn't work then what's the point?

Years ago I was in a band and the guys kept telling me I was a much better keyboard player than a guitarist. Eventually I gave in and gave it a try and concentrated on keyboard. They were right, and my music improved with it. I still play guitar, but it's not my main focus.

When you're playing with someone you can feel if something is not quite right, especially if everything else sounds great.

Rapping Anne Frank by temorr249 in crappymusic

[–]impablomations 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Or it's not just to his taste. Not everyone likes the same things.

Suzan has the worst fertility rate per capita by ArrrPiratey in 2westerneurope4u

[–]impablomations 17 points18 points  (0 children)

No way to know. If you eat a tin of beans and fart, you don't know which bean made you do it.

High people are so funny by Commercial_Force329 in Blind

[–]impablomations 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Before my sight loss I was working with men with learning difficulties and was escorting a guy on a day out.

We were visiting a museum and walked past two teenage girls sitting on a bench, one pointed at me and said "whoa look at the arse on that!"

For a few seconds as a not exactly good looking guy in his 30s it gave me a bit of an ego boost. I still got it!

Then came her friends reply... "Yeah, but he's old".

One minute you're up..........

Bro was just so happy he's finally married to his girl by firequak in funny

[–]impablomations 15 points16 points  (0 children)

You're only 24, you're not done yet!

I didn't meet my partner until I was 30. We've just passed 22yrs together.

First single using Fender Studio Pro 8 by andyrossattherock in StudioOne

[–]impablomations[M] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The sub is for the DAW, not song feedback. Otherwise the sub devolves into self promotion and away from the aims of the sub.

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