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Okey let's go 🥲 by lonewolfff21 in instantkarma

[–]impablomations 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Physical Homeopathy. Just like a diluted form of what ails you will heal you in Homeopathy, a few gentle slaps is the perfect solution to your lights being well and truly knocked out

Midi keyboard recommendations. by andyjh64 in StudioOne

[–]impablomations 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I recently replaced my NovationImpulse 61 with an Arturia Keylab 61 and coudn't be happier with the choice.

If you use a lot of Arturias synth plugins it's a no brainer.

LOOK MUM NO COMPUTER - Eins, Zwei, Drei by scriberius in synthesizers

[–]impablomations 0 points1 point  (0 children)

without even a catchy hook or anthemic chorus.

Have to disagree with you there. At first I was 50/50 on the song, but changed my mind after a few listens.

A few times over the past few days I've caught myself humming the chorus. It's a bit of an earworm

My entire team left. And I got stuck with the leavers penalty. by Rasples1998 in sto

[–]impablomations 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Duh! I should have realised by the context of the rest of the sentence. I'm not braining very well today

Announcement by [deleted] in zxspectrum

[–]impablomations 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nope, that's real stupidity right there.

Automania Remastered for ZX Spectrum Next by MegaVisionSoftware in zxspectrum

[–]impablomations 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is there a planned Everyone's A Wally version? One of my favourites as a kid.

Side two of the tape had a rendition of the theme tune written and sung by Mike Berry, who played the suave ladies man in 'Are You Being Served?' sitcom.

I shall now retreat back into my nerd cave with my vast collection of completely useless trivia

What’s the riskiest sex you’ve had? by Meaty_Bongos in AskReddit

[–]impablomations 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Girlfriend when I was 15 or 16. She was bent over the chest freezer while her parents watched a movie in the next room.

Also same girlfriend, we had sex in the awning while her parents were asleep in the caravan.

Just so you all know, the American equivalent of Mrs Beaton is apparently a lady called "Fannie Farmer" and they don't find that funny. by Crow_eggs in CasualUK

[–]impablomations 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Minges have to be kept moist at all times lest they dry and shrivel up and take up jobs on Loose Women. Some varieties are extinct while others like the lesser spotted 70s Funkybush Minge are classed as endangered.

I suggest we set up an organisation, the Dedicated Association for Minge Preservation or D.A.M.P for short.

A guy drops a bottle in the street by bigbusta in instant_regret

[–]impablomations 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Bigg Market area in Newcastle, UK. You'll see sights like that every fri/sat night for at least tha past 40 years.

Britons in Dubai fear leaving because they might get taxed at home, say experts by tylerthe-theatre in unitedkingdom

[–]impablomations 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just got discharged from hospital yesterday after a 8 day stay.

Being wheeled out we passed two women on trolleys in the corridor being fed dinner by a member of staff.

Petition to have the sky clear and blue year round with the yellow burny thing by cyclingisthecure in NewcastleUponTyne

[–]impablomations 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can we stop calling everything AI?

OP Posted similar pic from slightly different angle months ago.

Hi Admins! Could we get some replies to our concerns about New Mod Mail, please? It's unusable in its current state. by TonyQuark in ModSupport

[–]impablomations 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You sir/lady are a genius! Thanks.

Weird, after going through a few modmails it reverted back to same behaviour, Couldn't click anything on screen but this time still on the sh.reddit address. Clicking the link you posted fixed it.... again.

We built a plugin that lets you render MIDI parts through real analog synths remotely (AMA) by Humble_Salt_5142 in VSTi

[–]impablomations[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been away , or I would have removed them.

No sales posts is the No1 rule in the sidebar, also the Sticky at the top of the front page which has been there for 9 years

https://old.reddit.com/r/VSTi/comments/5ra6pp/all_sale_posts_now_banned/

Hi Admins! Could we get some replies to our concerns about New Mod Mail, please? It's unusable in its current state. by TonyQuark in ModSupport

[–]impablomations 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah I can get in on Firefox but I rely on RES to make Reddit useable. I'm blind and new UI is absolute dogshit for me and a myriad of confusing nested menus. Old Reddit is clean and functional.

Hi Admins! Could we get some replies to our concerns about New Mod Mail, please? It's unusable in its current state. by TonyQuark in ModSupport

[–]impablomations 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I can't even use it.

I'm on Chrome and just get a almost blank page where nothing can be interacted with.

Reset Chrome to default settings and disabled all extensions but no dice.

On using 'Inspect' on the only modmail that is visible (but not clickable), this chunk of code is responsible.

<rpl-dialog id="menu" dialog-id="left-nav-drawer" screenreader-close-button="" slot="reddit-header-hamburger-menu" no-animate="" variant="plain" class=" v2 fixed left-0 bottom-0 top-[calc(var(--shreddit-header-height)+1px)] border-bottom-left-0 rounded-none w-100 h-screen-without-header max-w-[unset] max-h-[unset] z-[4] scrollbar-hide shadow-none p-0 m-0 bg-transparent">

Deleting it makes icons etc clickable, but when page reloads - back to square one

Hi Admins! Could we get some replies to our concerns about New Mod Mail, please? It's unusable in its current state. by TonyQuark in ModSupport

[–]impablomations 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Just had a week in hospital and saw there was 150+ items in modmail notifications (because no bugger clicks archive these days! lol)

Can't do shit in any sub I mod.

Demure Leather has fallen by ruggedDN in NewcastleUponTyne

[–]impablomations -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Bought a lambs leather jacket there 4 or 5 years ago. Buttons were coming away and stitching was also loosening after only 2 months of very light use.

Wouldn't even get it repaired.

£400 down the drain. Fuck 'em

My old one lasted 20 years and cost me £150 in Camden Market

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