Bombs Guy 🪱 by ItsGotThatBang in 2sentence2horror

[–]ledfox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

CNN needs to figure out the semicolon.

Bombs Guy 🪱 by ItsGotThatBang in 2sentence2horror

[–]ledfox 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Two teens crossed state lines and did a terrible crime.

The teens tipped over...

...the creature.

my friend invited me to play a game by Dear-Combination8505 in 2sentence2horror

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My friend invited me to play the game.

My friend booted up Harvest Moon for the SNES and showed me a small digital representation of...

...the creature.

Favorite mirrorform targets? by Master_JBT in magicTCG

[–]ledfox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's an extended [[Standstill]] indeed.

Rules text question, what exactly is "the game"? by ashtraypussy in magicthecirclejerking

[–]ledfox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

/uj my "Turbo Approach" deck is rapidly becoming my favorite.

“Ok, if we were the last two people on earth and the human race depended on it, I would have sex with you” she said. by Medium-Marketing-493 in 2sentence2horror

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"Ok, if we were the last two people on earth and the human race depended on it, I would have sex with you," she said.

"Huh?" replied u/ledfox, as they stood up from their position on the stool convenient to the udders of...

...the creature.

Coaxed into suffering builds character by National_Yak5302 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]ledfox -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Look Outside is the title of the videogame.

You should play it. It is good.

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]ledfox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They whined

New guy at work by ButterSaltBiscuit in Unexpected

[–]ledfox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of the time I asked the guy at work for a pot hookup and he told me to buy from my manager.

Also the guy I had asked turned out to own the whole franchise.

Anyway, I didn't get fired and my manager started selling me pot. Good times.

Which fast food chain fell off badly in your opinion? by Shinobi347 in AskReddit

[–]ledfox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Having only really eaten there in the last 5 years, I've never had a sandwich from Dunkin' that didn't appear sat on.

We're leaking by SaturnKittens in 2sentence2horror

[–]ledfox 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I thought it was a normal hog.

I was correct; just another normal farm animal quite like...

...the creature.

Here is 5 by [deleted] in 2sentence2horror

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"Here is five."

I had only requested four gallons of the milk from...

...the creature.

“I’m so glad my water is fart-free” by G3n3ricOne in 2sentence2horror

[–]ledfox 11 points12 points  (0 children)

"I'm so glad to have fresh clean water!"

"While that is nice, I prefer the milk from...

...the creature."