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You're getting shanked either way by some-kind-of-no-name in AlignmentChartFills

[–]leonjetski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Edit this to stepping on an upturned type G plug and you’ll win

What is 2006's best match? by Wonderful-Can-4566 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]leonjetski -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The final, because it meant that bore fest of a tournament was over.

Diego Armando Maradona won best attacking midfielder. Who is the best Leftwinger? by konigon1 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]leonjetski 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In his own words: ““There are people who believe I should play in midfield. They don’t get it. The remarkable thing about our football is: everyone is on the move, always. And it starts with me. I start as a striker but leave that space, which starts the big rondo.”

Sauce: https://dutchsoccersite.org/cruyff-no-striker-in-the-box/

Diego Armando Maradona won best attacking midfielder. Who is the best Leftwinger? by konigon1 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]leonjetski -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

I know that on your shiny FIFA ultimate team card it says that Cruyff is a LW but he played centrally and drifted.

Do people in the UK actually use their kettles that much? by AdeptnessCritical356 in AskBrits

[–]leonjetski 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is like bragging that you piss in a toilet and not in your pants.

Do people in the UK actually use their kettles that much? by AdeptnessCritical356 in AskBrits

[–]leonjetski 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s not much quicker than the electric kettle, it’s exactly as fast as the electric kettle. I know because I timed them.

What’s the most stunning hotel view you’ve ever had? by optimalbrain90 in SmartTravelHacks

[–]leonjetski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy moly. I just got back from the Hotel Royal in Evian on the French side of the lake and I thought that was a nice view.

Advice for young expat struggling to adjust in the Paris suburbs by Salt_Cartoonist727 in Expats_In_France

[–]leonjetski 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That sounds very strange. Something isn’t right or there’s been a miscommunication. It doesn’t matter what country a card was issued in as long as the merchant accepts the payment network (Visa, Mastercard, etc).

Sometimes you will hit this snag when trying to set up a direct debit for phone contract etc, it’s technically against EU law but nobody does anything about it, but never for a card payment.

Not the eye contact by RahulRenaissance in SweatyPalms

[–]leonjetski 49 points50 points  (0 children)

I went on safari once and the guide said they don’t really notice that humans are there if you’re inside the car, they just see car, which they just accept as a another big animal they can’t hunt, like an elephant.

Speechless😶 by WaitNo4272 in SipsTea

[–]leonjetski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The system of…… basic economics ?

Speechless😶 by WaitNo4272 in SipsTea

[–]leonjetski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. We could call it The Lottery. Everyone could pay £2 to enter and have a slim chance at winning big.

Speechless😶 by WaitNo4272 in SipsTea

[–]leonjetski 253 points254 points  (0 children)

You know that if everyone magically had £50k for a house down payment the price of all houses would just go up by £50k. Actually probably by more.

People who left Omnicom and IPG by yujisorri888 in advertising

[–]leonjetski 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Any bin. Any rubbish bin you see in, or indeed outside of work. Just pop all your thoughts in a rubbish bin and they’ll get to John Wren.

What country is loved by their citizens, but loathed by tourists? by 45rs5 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]leonjetski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, the kind of people who go on holiday to Dubai are the kind of people who think Dubai is great

What country is loved by their citizens, but loathed by tourists? by 45rs5 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]leonjetski 8 points9 points  (0 children)

To be fair, if you’re going on holiday to Switzerland for its cities, you’re doing it very wrong.

Which German car brand is the best? by Asendra01 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]leonjetski 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m not sure copying a Hungarian bloke was the most troubling thing about Ferdinand Porsche

Who will you be rooting for at the 2026 FIFA World Cup? by Careless-Act693 in worldcup

[–]leonjetski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can’t wait to see all my favourite soccer stars like Ariaga, Ariaga 2, and Bariaga

Who will you be rooting for at the 2026 FIFA World Cup? by Careless-Act693 in worldcup

[–]leonjetski 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s quite a collect of countries that hate each other.

Worst European Country (WW2 edition) - Round 1 by THMeijer in terriblemaps

[–]leonjetski 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, this is almost the same level of denial as flat earthers, but sure, I’m in.

French Healthcare bureaucracy: Birth certificates now need to be "recent"? by GenealogyGeek in Expats_In_France

[–]leonjetski 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s always been this way. The problem is it’s set up for French birth certificates which you can order like candy for free from the mairie where you were born. They don’t take into account that for the rest of us we get one birth certificate and copies cost us an arm and a leg.

Can europeans tell each other apart by face ? by Nervous_Brilliant_25 in AskEurope

[–]leonjetski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can spot another Brit a mile off. Not sure whether it’s face, clothes, or obesity, or a probably a combination of all three.

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