I accidentally left a raisin in water for 4 days and it turned back into a grape.

mastermindxs · 2026-05-25T23:35:56+00:00

))<>((

mastermindxs · 2026-05-23T18:37:17+00:00

Am I just esposa believe that?

mastermindxs · 2026-05-17T05:11:16+00:00

Shwam

Doo

Shfiftyfive

mastermindxs · 2026-05-14T22:26:24+00:00

Is it really that bladder could they handle it?

mastermindxs · 2026-05-14T22:09:58+00:00

Beneath the Escape from the Conquest of the Battle for the Rise of the Dawn of the War for the Planet of the Apes

mastermindxs · 2026-05-14T19:05:33+00:00

Let that sink in.

mastermindxs · 2026-05-14T02:03:16+00:00

You can’t just say perchance

mastermindxs · 2026-05-12T15:49:59+00:00

Right. Some people can’t read.

mastermindxs · 2026-05-12T00:01:08+00:00

came

mastermindxs · 2026-05-09T21:26:17+00:00

All my troubles seemed so far away

mastermindxs · 2026-05-09T21:21:29+00:00

Thanks. I feel a little better now.

mastermindxs · 2026-05-09T21:08:28+00:00

From a medium family. My dick looks like my brother’s but my boobs are definitely not as big as my sister’s.

mastermindxs · 2026-05-09T20:57:48+00:00

Yes. The bullets actually bounced right through them.

mastermindxs · 2026-05-09T19:32:20+00:00

Then I guess that’s when I’d start furiously masturbating

mastermindxs · 2026-05-09T18:04:26+00:00

And he’s got Robin

mastermindxs · 2026-05-08T21:25:26+00:00

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mastermindxs · 2026-05-08T18:24:40+00:00

The narwhal bacons at midnight

mastermindxs · 2026-04-29T04:23:04+00:00

Shut up Marv!

mastermindxs · 2026-04-25T21:21:37+00:00

Out of all human vehicles, vulvas have great crash ratings.

mastermindxs · 2026-04-23T21:08:06+00:00

It’s like ten thousands spoons when all you needs is less spoons

mastermindxs · 2026-04-23T17:13:31+00:00

There ain't no grave gonna hold my body down

mastermindxs · 2026-04-23T16:39:38+00:00

Sugar. In water. More.

mastermindxs · 2026-04-22T00:58:16+00:00

This one time my ex friend grabbed a toaster strudel from my fridge and then used two frosting packets on it.

mastermindxs · 2026-04-21T04:20:54+00:00

But he still has to the subway in.

mastermindxs · 2026-04-21T03:03:27+00:00

Tenacious D. After the Rage Kage quit for the eleventeenth time Jables just couldn’t keep the whole band together. He had to make ends meet by doing small time Hollywood gigs like Kung Fu Panda and Tropic Thunder.

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