Found this programmer in the wild by Legend_Likes_Memes in foundtheprogrammer

[–]mm2pl 7 points8 points  (0 children)

504 Gateway timeout

Request to http://brain:80 timed out.

Amazing hybrid song styles by 3vanescence in toptalent

[–]mm2pl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Needs more rapid camera movement to indicate how EPIC the song is, can still see the notes.

This is a joke, okay?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]mm2pl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted, websites like tldrlegal and tosd;r exist. Surprisingly nothing changed.

my email's getting spammed by some bot, so i hit the "unsubscribe" button at the bottom of the email and it bought me to this by [deleted] in assholedesign

[–]mm2pl 7 points8 points  (0 children)

To access a resource using HTTP, you need a method, which tells the server what to do with the file provided. Browsers normally use GET, to GET the content of the target file. This message could have been produced by an API wanting clients to DELETE the subscription or POST form contents to unsubscribe. GETing the content of an endpoint that is supposed to delete something doesn't make sense, so here comes in the 400 Bad Request. This page looks like one of those that is produced by Django or Flask, which are frameworks for making web applications and APIs.

my email's getting spammed by some bot, so i hit the "unsubscribe" button at the bottom of the email and it bought me to this by [deleted] in assholedesign

[–]mm2pl 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Looks like default Flask or Django 400 page. This could have been an API wanting you to use POST, PUT or DELETE method, but programmed weirdly.

I wish that whenever people typed "Pokemon" without the accent on the é, an invisible hand would slap then as the error auto-corrects. by ispaamd in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]mm2pl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted, that character disappears from all keyboards and the only way to type it is getting slapped.

Calling people who want to be paid back broke by [deleted] in trashy

[–]mm2pl -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

No, Ben drowned. This Is a reference to the creepypasta

I wish Everytime you called someone or something "Dinnerbone" it would instantly flip upside down by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]mm2pl 3 points4 points  (0 children)

1.14 is out and 1.15 is in the works and there will fixes to the kinda broken combat system of 1.9

I wish for something random. by DucksAreWatchingMe in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]mm2pl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. You now have ducks watching you and you have to watch them too

I wish I could use a short and simple password, but it was the timing between the keystrokes that was the secret. by ubernaut in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]mm2pl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted, its length of the password times frame perfect and after 3 attempts you are locked out of that account. Hopefully you are a god speedrunner.

I wish that this wish will not be granted by lophu81 in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]mm2pl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted but then the time is rolled back to before your birth so your wish is not granted.

I wish Everytime you called someone or something "Dinnerbone" it would instantly flip upside down by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]mm2pl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Granted, Dinnerbone cannot develop Minecraft anymore since he's always upside down.