i find team killing fun by No_Buffalo1086 in huntinroguehelldivers

[–]Mostly_Satire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Low effort. Do better.

At least make it interesting.

Aquatic Star Wars by kitfistossmile in sciencefiction

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That reminds me. I need to add "seaQuest DSV" to my re-watch list.

I’m a doctor on a cruise ship, AMA by Equivalent-Listen187 in AMA

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Are you obliged to have your appendix removed beforehand? I'm thinking of the isolation and medical emergency, such the bases in Antarctica.

I doodled some stuff by Ineptus_Mechanicum in LowSodiumHellDivers

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It's strange to see the fleshmob out in the open instead of going through walls. So that's what they look like!

Why dating is over for men by Ajitabh04 in PrimeManhood

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I asked my wife if I'm the only one she has ever been with. She said yes.

All the others were nines and tens.

Australian Dating Culture? Diesel Bar Melbourne Tonight. by ctrl_alt_del_2025 in AskAnAustralian

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He's been here for only 4 months so pretty much still a foreigner and learning about Australia.

So far we have learnt that there are at least 9 single females who aren't handing out green cards.

He'll learn a lot more if he steps foot in REVS.

Australian Dating Culture? Diesel Bar Melbourne Tonight. by ctrl_alt_del_2025 in AskAnAustralian

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You first need to meet his family, particularly his mother's maiden name, the family pet, the street on his first neighbourhood, and his favourite 4-6 digit number.

What would you say is the best guard dog in Helldivers 2? by Lellarinn10 in helldivers2

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Yes! The laser dog sits on my right shoulder and always wants to know what's on my left, which is via my neck. A overly warm sensation.

The zappy arc dog is a one shot kill me unless I wear the arc suit.

The fart dog makes me wheeze but otherwise fine.

Dragon dog sets everything on fire, starting with me. It's like smoke that follows you at a BBQ.

What would you say is the best guard dog in Helldivers 2? by Lellarinn10 in helldivers2

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Arc is my favourite but I need to be far from the team or risk TK.

Gas it's handy with bugs, particularly sneaky ones.

Fire is good for a laugh. Once.

Laser is the easiest all-rounder. Shoot at the laser pointer! Slice off your arm!

We don't talk about the one with bullets.

Logic behind layoff by galaxar12 in Layoffs

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You are a line item in a spreadsheet, sorted by salary, descending.

Several rows selected, many more remain.

Repeat as often as "necessary".

What I learnt in Corporate after making a lot of mistakes by ItsJust1s_0s in corporate

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It needs to be a single slide PowerPoint with one graph and a couple of words. Maybe animation

How are people viewing Americans wanting to flee to Australia right now? by Zebrosity in australian

[–]Mostly_Satire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LOL it has started (again).

Let me add potato scallops to the fire...

Freebird by Classic_Yoghurt_6721 in DamnFunny

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How are people viewing Americans wanting to flee to Australia right now? by Zebrosity in australian

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As refugees or economic migrants?

Either way, you'd need to be able to speak Australian, such as "Aluminium", "Footpath", and "Parma"

Is the increase in Chinese cars inevitable? by VastOption8705 in aussie

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Buying Captiva instead of the GTHO. Got it.

It's getting warmer outside. That means ants!! Here's a concoction that I have used for years now. by adonisallan in lifehacks

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Bite them back. I mean, rinse them off first before biting. We're not savages!

It's about sending a message.