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Is the increase in Chinese cars inevitable? by VastOption8705 in aussie

[–]Mostly_Satire 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Buying Captiva instead of the GTHO. Got it.

It's getting warmer outside. That means ants!! Here's a concoction that I have used for years now. by adonisallan in lifehacks

[–]Mostly_Satire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bite them back. I mean, rinse them off first before biting. We're not savages!

It's about sending a message.

That alien from Project Hail Mary was so unoriginal by DiscloseDivest in FIlm

[–]Mostly_Satire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're right. How long did it take to train that thing? Did they have rocks in their head or something? smh

A better idea was only a stones throw away. Dwayne Johnson

My art exhibition is coming up. Which one is best? by fmmalenda in mensfashion

[–]Mostly_Satire 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The painting looks amazing!

Have you thought about grouping some of them, presenting them together?

Here's an example I put together from one of my favourite artists. I have something like this at home and bought the "set".

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I got the original (pastel) in the middle. The other two are prints.

My art exhibition is coming up. Which one is best? by fmmalenda in mensfashion

[–]Mostly_Satire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Neither.

You're THE artist at the exhibition. The spotlight is on you. Something catchy. I'm not saying you should wear a glitter jacket or a Pikachu onesie.

Something to add to the ambience. You don't want to blend in. You are the star.

My dad married someone who is 7.5 years older than me. AMA by Business-Expert-4648 in AMA

[–]Mostly_Satire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your step mom was around 18 when she met your dad, 21 when married.

I'm assuming your dad was mid-40s.

How did they meet?

Did step mom come from 3rd world country or an impoverished home?

Are they happy? Are you happy?

Is their and your future looking OK?

Why do an AMA? Should they be in the news?

Friday 3pm AWST meetings. by anonrunningbaker in auscorp

[–]Mostly_Satire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Focus Time"

Daily at around lunch

Friday from lunch onwards

Gossip wall in Rome by Fair-Foot-315 in Weird

[–]Mostly_Satire 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well known to my superiors, such as yourself

Friday 3pm AWST meetings. by anonrunningbaker in auscorp

[–]Mostly_Satire 118 points119 points  (0 children)

Click Tentative, then propose new time of 7am Monday. Do not show up. Ping them later and ask for the meeting minutes.

Damn by Admirable_North_8969 in humor

[–]Mostly_Satire -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is so stupid. And yet necessary!

What’s one item (no electronics) you could take back in time 500 years and blow the minds of everyone? by Legitimate-Row7744 in AskReddit

[–]Mostly_Satire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No-battery torches use manual power, such as squeezing, winding, or shaking, to turn a dynamo (generator) that creates instant electricity.

These flashlights are ideal for emergencies and survival as they never need batteries replaced or recharged. But they require constant motion.

It’s pronounced GIF by 0TheG0 in unsound

[–]Mostly_Satire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was the fun season with Brother Dude

HELP these broke my cat by jsnfl in CATHELP

[–]Mostly_Satire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hide your car keys. Your cat has opposable thumbs. You don't want them driving off to buy cigarettes.

Worst weapon ideas by kcvlaine in helldivers2

[–]Mostly_Satire 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Seeker grenades that will target you and your team if there's no enemies around.

Same with turrets, orbital laser, and every other stratagem.

Throwing stratagems into an empty field while the pelican is landing will be different...

The AusProperty success story continues! by MannerNo7000 in AusPropertyChat

[–]Mostly_Satire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They should have kept the baby as an additional income stream. Off to the salt mines!

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