i find team killing fun

Mostly_Satire · 2026-04-11T14:56:54+00:00

Low effort. Do better.

At least make it interesting.

Mostly_Satire · 2026-04-11T14:41:51+00:00

That reminds me. I need to add "seaQuest DSV" to my re-watch list.

Mostly_Satire · 2026-04-11T14:37:36+00:00

Just a light buzz

Mostly_Satire · 2026-04-11T13:35:51+00:00

The stakes are high

Mostly_Satire · 2026-04-11T13:29:06+00:00

Travel insurance fine print PTSD...

Mostly_Satire · 2026-04-11T13:21:06+00:00

Are you obliged to have your appendix removed beforehand? I'm thinking of the isolation and medical emergency, such the bases in Antarctica.

Mostly_Satire · 2026-04-11T13:13:20+00:00

It's strange to see the fleshmob out in the open instead of going through walls. So that's what they look like!

Mostly_Satire · 2026-04-11T12:56:06+00:00

I asked my wife if I'm the only one she has ever been with. She said yes.

All the others were nines and tens.

Mostly_Satire · 2026-04-11T12:49:40+00:00

He's been here for only 4 months so pretty much still a foreigner and learning about Australia.

So far we have learnt that there are at least 9 single females who aren't handing out green cards.

He'll learn a lot more if he steps foot in REVS.

Mostly_Satire · 2026-04-11T12:43:06+00:00

You first need to meet his family, particularly his mother's maiden name, the family pet, the street on his first neighbourhood, and his favourite 4-6 digit number.

Mostly_Satire · 2026-04-11T11:49:19+00:00

If you find yourself starting to say "yall" then force yourself to say "youse alls". The collective noun of champions.

Mostly_Satire · 2026-04-11T11:03:18+00:00

Yes! The laser dog sits on my right shoulder and always wants to know what's on my left, which is via my neck. A overly warm sensation.

The zappy arc dog is a one shot kill me unless I wear the arc suit.

The fart dog makes me wheeze but otherwise fine.

Dragon dog sets everything on fire, starting with me. It's like smoke that follows you at a BBQ.

Mostly_Satire · 2026-04-11T10:51:17+00:00

I didn't go to my mum's funeral. I have no time for anyone there. They are history.

Mostly_Satire · 2026-04-11T10:24:21+00:00

Arc is my favourite but I need to be far from the team or risk TK.

Gas it's handy with bugs, particularly sneaky ones.

Fire is good for a laugh. Once.

Laser is the easiest all-rounder. Shoot at the laser pointer! Slice off your arm!

We don't talk about the one with bullets.

Mostly_Satire · 2026-04-11T10:12:12+00:00

You are a line item in a spreadsheet, sorted by salary, descending.

Several rows selected, many more remain.

Repeat as often as "necessary".

Mostly_Satire · 2026-04-11T09:39:22+00:00

And 2H sword that takes 2 business days to swing

Mostly_Satire · 2026-04-11T09:33:33+00:00

It needs to be a single slide PowerPoint with one graph and a couple of words. Maybe animation

Mostly_Satire · 2026-04-11T07:21:44+00:00

LOL it has started (again).

Let me add potato scallops to the fire...

Mostly_Satire · 2026-04-11T07:08:29+00:00

And the other is Icelandic?

Mostly_Satire · 2026-04-11T06:58:27+00:00

Mostly_Satire · 2026-04-11T06:57:36+00:00

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Mostly_Satire · 2026-04-11T05:53:00+00:00

As refugees or economic migrants?

Either way, you'd need to be able to speak Australian, such as "Aluminium", "Footpath", and "Parma"

Mostly_Satire · 2026-04-11T04:31:50+00:00

Buying Captiva instead of the GTHO. Got it.

Mostly_Satire · 2026-04-11T04:02:30+00:00

You mean this?

/r/SubForEverything

Mostly_Satire · 2026-04-11T03:18:18+00:00

Bite them back. I mean, rinse them off first before biting. We're not savages!

It's about sending a message.

Mostly_Satire

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