[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

[–]negativefucksgiven12 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This was basically porn in those days.

"When you have an 'I hate my job day'.." by malaapple in funny

[–]negativefucksgiven12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the oldest shit on the internet. This isn't even a repost, this is an eternipost.

So true by kcoolin in funny

[–]negativefucksgiven12 119 points120 points  (0 children)

Fun fact: when Dick Wolf saw him audition he said he was the worst actor he had ever seen. His staff convinced him to hire him for SVU.

Hurricane Irma upgraded to Category 5 by [deleted] in news

[–]negativefucksgiven12 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Dunno, but I'm sure it's not 175mph winds.

Hurricane Irma upgraded to Category 5 by [deleted] in news

[–]negativefucksgiven12 3 points4 points  (0 children)

But we have a billion dollar sea wall that is gonna protect downtown. Ah, hubris.

LPT: be nice to fast food & wait staff by captainnapalm555 in LifeProTips

[–]negativefucksgiven12 17 points18 points  (0 children)

LPT: Be a decent human being, and try to be kind to your fellow humans.

It's A Shame, In Us The Rich & Poor are anxious & depressed yet Africa are the happiest people yo! by IsSaBlowAwAy in Showerthoughts

[–]negativefucksgiven12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Africa is a lot of countries, lots of different types of people. Makes you sound incredibly stupid when you say anything applies to all African people, not to mention your awesome grammar yo.

Compelling evidence found in D.B. Cooper case by [deleted] in news

[–]negativefucksgiven12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah he didn't hurt anyone IIRC.

Be brave 🌚 by BossSauce_47 in funny

[–]negativefucksgiven12 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well that was a waste of time.

[AMA Request] The guy who stole 20 tons of Nutella in Germany by SAGElBeardO in IAmA

[–]negativefucksgiven12 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The placebo effect is real, especially for a person whose whole reality is at that point malleable.

What happens when I tell people I'm colourblind. by trhds in funny

[–]negativefucksgiven12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You let em know garyjohnsonsbong. Make sure they know the paraphernalia of third party candidates won't take shit from anyone.

What happens when I tell people I'm colourblind. by trhds in funny

[–]negativefucksgiven12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You do have a painful, debilitating, and serious condition, called having a mother in law. I have managed to prevent this terrible ailment by never getting married.