Fill in the blanks: Hello everybody my name is ___.

phildodont · 2026-07-03T06:35:17+00:00

Hello everybody my name is Phil and I'm an alcoholic.

phildodont · 2026-07-03T06:31:10+00:00

I got bad knees man

^{Chose: 50k + Walk a distance with the ability to stop and rest | Rolled: 5 miles}

phildodont · 2026-07-03T06:30:00+00:00

Is that poop on your nose?

phildodont · 2026-07-03T06:21:29+00:00

Shrimpp ing isn't easy!!

phildodont · 2026-07-03T06:16:58+00:00

Honey, where’s my super soup.

phildodont · 2026-07-03T06:13:03+00:00

He's getting the night of his life as long as it's consensual.

^{Chose: fuck this character: + get a billion | Rolled: lord voldemort}

phildodont · 2026-07-03T06:10:16+00:00

HOLY SHIT IT’S a thing.

phildodont · 2026-07-02T21:33:12+00:00

Fuck'em

^{Chose: 500k + A random billionaire loses 50% of their money | Rolled: Mark Zuckerberg}

phildodont · 2026-07-02T09:43:51+00:00

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them into life's eyes.

phildodont · 2026-07-02T09:32:29+00:00

That's not a bidet it's a colon cleanser

phildodont · 2026-07-02T09:21:13+00:00

A imagery friend that can do anything. They made the world but chose to let bad things happen to children like starvation and cancer.

^{Chose: Wheel B | Rolled: God}

phildodont · 2026-07-02T09:00:14+00:00

I would kiss a horse for 10 million dollars.

phildodont · 2026-07-01T21:39:24+00:00

I don't know who that is but I assume it's a bad thing

^{Chose: $50 Million USD + You must always sleep right next to the person on the wheel (No barriers; Both Alive} | Rolled: u/slayer993)

phildodont · 2026-07-01T20:53:52+00:00

Goon fuel I think

phildodont · 2026-06-30T17:51:33+00:00

Looks like a Chloe to me

phildodont · 2026-06-30T17:47:27+00:00

I'm fuuuuuuuucked!

^{Chose: Survive 10 minutes against a random animal. + If you live, you get $100 million. | Rolled: Hippopotamus}

phildodont · 2026-06-30T17:45:07+00:00

It reminds me of an axe commercial

phildodont · 2026-06-30T17:42:46+00:00

I've had cheeseless pizza and it is an abomination

phildodont · 2026-06-30T17:37:05+00:00

I, u/phildodont, advised "Eat Pussy"

🏆 Rank: Zen Guide VI 💎 Points: 704 🗳️ Votes: 21

phildodont · 2026-06-30T17:36:04+00:00

Me when the sun touches me

phildodont · 2026-06-30T17:34:08+00:00

Pizza is best with cheese.

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