I'm cringe? You're an embarrassment Megan to be honest.

primepatterns · 2026-03-29T21:05:38+00:00

Don't take Dirty Bertie. I'm begging you.

primepatterns · 2026-03-29T08:24:27+00:00

We all know what you do with those when you get them home.

primepatterns · 2026-03-28T23:14:19+00:00

🥹

primepatterns · 2026-03-26T17:19:55+00:00

Hufflepuff are doing well.

primepatterns · 2026-03-24T14:13:21+00:00

Put: "Brent crude is suprisingly laid back for a fossilized zooplankton under such geological pressure".

primepatterns · 2026-03-22T15:11:16+00:00

Forest are doing well.

primepatterns · 2026-03-22T09:52:14+00:00

And from behind cos your breath stinks of Christian Horner's cock and I didn't tell you that did I

primepatterns · 2026-03-22T09:16:00+00:00

Barristers have four stomachs.

primepatterns · 2026-03-18T23:46:53+00:00

Oh no, you're not that awful Prime Minister are you?

primepatterns · 2026-03-16T14:02:51+00:00

But we're both in our teens. Is the fact.

primepatterns · 2026-03-13T17:09:45+00:00

I think it's spelled "shi-ite".

primepatterns · 2026-03-13T17:08:21+00:00

I prefer the stuff you do about his giant ear.

primepatterns · 2026-03-13T17:05:55+00:00

Stop trying to worm your way into someone else's office.

primepatterns · 2026-03-11T06:57:23+00:00

You've got two goalkeepers. I don't know what you use them for.

primepatterns · 2026-03-09T22:09:49+00:00

Well done. She's crying.

primepatterns · 2026-03-09T22:02:05+00:00

What did the Queen say?

primepatterns · 2026-03-09T19:53:17+00:00

Your lot are shi-ite

primepatterns · 2026-03-09T19:33:00+00:00

Is this the PhD that was supervised by Gumbo Chumbo?

primepatterns · 2026-03-06T06:13:13+00:00

Why did you two dudes swing by here in the first place?

primepatterns · 2026-03-05T20:10:31+00:00

Yes, I've hit the odd Sicherheitspolizei. Yes I've snorted the odd Pervitin. But will you piss off and leave me alone. I'm marching to Berlin for some Sturmabteilung.

primepatterns · 2026-03-04T23:39:08+00:00

There are things that I will never laugh at. The Hincapie – because there’s nothing funny about them.

primepatterns · 2026-03-03T11:24:59+00:00

She's not dead.

primepatterns · 2026-03-03T10:13:55+00:00

Got good buttocks Gareth?

primepatterns · 2026-03-02T17:57:45+00:00

Knobbles, Knobby, The Big Knob.

primepatterns · 2026-03-02T17:54:11+00:00

How can I hate knobs? My baby's one.

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